#161

c_man posted:

did you also ask them if they had stairs in their house? ill bet that would have floored them.



#162

solzhesnitchin posted:

it was a true nadir, the scummiest little pit in the slough of despond that i will one day refer to as 'the rhizzone months'



its insane how often we joke about 'fail aids' without noticing when we've caught it ourselves

#163
Whoever fights fail aids should see to it that in the process he does not contract fail aids. And when you look long into the rhizzone, the rhizzone also looks into you.
#164
by explained the concept do you mean you told them it was a meme on an ironic marxist internet message board thats a spinoff of a dead subforum of another message board or did you describe it as some sort of terminal disease involving lethal amounts of fail?
#165
lets pretend its page 6 already
#166
PAGE 6 SNIPE
#167

solzhesnitchin posted:

real life story: a little while ago i was outside a party having a cigarette by myself when two cute girls came over to ask me for a light and started chatting to me. it had been a boring night so i decided that it was a good time to abruptly announce "i have fail aids" and just sort of see what happens. they asked me what fails aids is, so i explained the concept, but they just went "hm, ok" in a pleasant kind of way and kept on talking to me as if what i said was totally normal smalltalk. what a crap meme

let me talk to them

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solzhesnitchin posted:

real life story: a little while ago i was outside a party having a cigarette by myself when two cute girls came over to ask me for a light and started chatting to me. it had been a boring night so i decided that it was a good time to abruptly announce "i have fail aids" and just sort of see what happens. they asked me what fails aids is, so i explained the concept, but they just went "hm, ok" in a pleasant kind of way and kept on talking to me as if what i said was totally normal smalltalk. what a crap meme


Should've gone with a better LF meme, like saying to them "Yum yum, very nice!"

#169
i am sitting here contemplating various memes and imagining explaining them to a hypothetical "friend" who I would theoretically meet later in my life, and no, none of them are making any fucking sense. i'm coming across as a clueless maniac in my own hopes for the future. this is so fucked
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#171

swampman posted:

i am sitting here contemplating various memes and imagining explaining them to a hypothetical "friend" who I would theoretically meet later in my life, and no, none of them are making any fucking sense. i'm coming across as a clueless maniac in my own hopes for the future. this is so fucked



#172
I got lag and it posted three times.
#173
I got lag and it posted three times.
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#175

corey posted:

COMMUNIEST AND CLASS WARFARE MEMESmemes MEMES memes MEMES memes *the ground starts shaking and tiny rocks begin to rise into the air around goatsteins prison*

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#177

solzhesnitchin posted:

real life story: a little while ago i was outside a party having a cigarette by myself when two cute girls came over to ask me for a light and started chatting to me. it had been a boring night so i decided that it was a good time to abruptly announce "i have fail aids" and just sort of see what happens. they asked me what fails aids is, so i explained the concept, but they just went "hm, ok" in a pleasant kind of way and kept on talking to me as if what i said was totally normal smalltalk. what a crap meme



frankly nowadays i find it weirder when whatever random idiots i end up talking to at a party DONT eventually end up talking about some dumbass shit they saw on the internet

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Superabound posted:

solzhesnitchin posted:

real life story: a little while ago i was outside a party having a cigarette by myself when two cute girls came over to ask me for a light and started chatting to me. it had been a boring night so i decided that it was a good time to abruptly announce "i have fail aids" and just sort of see what happens. they asked me what fails aids is, so i explained the concept, but they just went "hm, ok" in a pleasant kind of way and kept on talking to me as if what i said was totally normal smalltalk. what a crap meme



frankly nowadays i find...random idiots i end up talking to at a party DONT eventually end up talking...... they....on the internet

#179
like for example, me, at me and my friends annual christmas party, trying to explain masaokis to everybody

"uhhh, hes like this crazy Canadian guy....hes a hoarder...and a rich lawyer or some shit? he talks about philosophy while burning hotdog and tuna cakes on the stove and then dumps them in the toilet. that time i was late taking you to the airport was because i had stayed up all night watching him, hes hilarious"
#180

Superabound posted:

like for example, me, at me and my friends annual christmas party, trying to explain masaokis to everybody

"uhhh, hes like this crazy Canadian guy....hes a hoarder...and a rich lawyer or some shit? he talks about philosophy while burning hotdog and tuna cakes on the stove and then dumps them in the toilet. that time i was late taking you to the airport was because i had stayed up all night watching him, hes hilarious"



over christmas i got stuck on the track of explaining shoenice eating yu-gi-oh cards on youtube to my great aunt

#181

postposting posted:

split lp w/ conec



this would own so good btw

#182

TG posted:

by explained the concept do you mean you told them it was a meme on an ironic marxist internet message board thats a spinoff of a dead subforum of another message board or did you describe it as some sort of terminal disease involving lethal amounts of fail?



it was the latter

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#183
i have showed masao to everyone i know. my statement of academic purpose for my phd applications was a transcription of the hot dog and tuna christmas cake video.
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#185
I've always allowed the man to speak for himself
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#188

solzhesnitchin posted:

real life story: a little while ago i was outside a party having a cigarette by myself when two cute girls came over to ask me for a light and started chatting to me. it had been a boring night so i decided that it was a good time to abruptly announce "i have fail aids" and just sort of see what happens. they asked me what fails aids is, so i explained the concept, but they just went "hm, ok" in a pleasant kind of way and kept on talking to me as if what i said was totally normal smalltalk. what a crap meme



how did you explain the concept?

#189

tpaine posted:

i don't think most normies would have the attention span to get into it

they don't I'v e had zero success in getting people to appreciate it except a couple :\

#190
Teesside tintin on the other hand has a strange appeal to even the stupidest motherfuckers IME
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#192
I posted how to cook a steak without a grill on my facebook saying "been learning some new cooking tips lately!" and it got several likes. though I assume they were liking it because they liked that I was cooking and never watched the vid
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#194

ilmdge posted:

I posted how to cook a steak without a grill on my facebook saying "been learning some new cooking tips lately!" and it got several likes. though I assume they were liking it because they liked that I was cooking and never watched the vid



lol weird. i didt literally this exact thing

#195
most people are too stupid to get a video of a mentally ill man who wants to fuck his sister setting peppercorns on fire
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#197
intent doesn't matter
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#200

deadken posted:

academic purpose



nice oxymoron