c_man posted:did you also ask them if they had stairs in their house? ill bet that would have floored them.
solzhesnitchin posted:it was a true nadir, the scummiest little pit in the slough of despond that i will one day refer to as 'the rhizzone months'
its insane how often we joke about 'fail aids' without noticing when we've caught it ourselves
solzhesnitchin posted:real life story: a little while ago i was outside a party having a cigarette by myself when two cute girls came over to ask me for a light and started chatting to me. it had been a boring night so i decided that it was a good time to abruptly announce "i have fail aids" and just sort of see what happens. they asked me what fails aids is, so i explained the concept, but they just went "hm, ok" in a pleasant kind of way and kept on talking to me as if what i said was totally normal smalltalk. what a crap meme
let me talk to them
solzhesnitchin posted:real life story: a little while ago i was outside a party having a cigarette by myself when two cute girls came over to ask me for a light and started chatting to me. it had been a boring night so i decided that it was a good time to abruptly announce "i have fail aids" and just sort of see what happens. they asked me what fails aids is, so i explained the concept, but they just went "hm, ok" in a pleasant kind of way and kept on talking to me as if what i said was totally normal smalltalk. what a crap meme
Should've gone with a better LF meme, like saying to them "Yum yum, very nice!"
swampman posted:i am sitting here contemplating various memes and imagining explaining them to a hypothetical "friend" who I would theoretically meet later in my life, and no, none of them are making any fucking sense. i'm coming across as a clueless maniac in my own hopes for the future. this is so fucked
corey posted:COMMUNIEST AND CLASS WARFARE MEMESmemes MEMES memes MEMES memes *the ground starts shaking and tiny rocks begin to rise into the air around goatsteins prison*
solzhesnitchin posted:real life story: a little while ago i was outside a party having a cigarette by myself when two cute girls came over to ask me for a light and started chatting to me. it had been a boring night so i decided that it was a good time to abruptly announce "i have fail aids" and just sort of see what happens. they asked me what fails aids is, so i explained the concept, but they just went "hm, ok" in a pleasant kind of way and kept on talking to me as if what i said was totally normal smalltalk. what a crap meme
frankly nowadays i find it weirder when whatever random idiots i end up talking to at a party DONT eventually end up talking about some dumbass shit they saw on the internet
Superabound posted:solzhesnitchin posted:
real life story: a little while ago i was outside a party having a cigarette by myself when two cute girls came over to ask me for a light and started chatting to me. it had been a boring night so i decided that it was a good time to abruptly announce "i have fail aids" and just sort of see what happens. they asked me what fails aids is, so i explained the concept, but they just went "hm, ok" in a pleasant kind of way and kept on talking to me as if what i said was totally normal smalltalk. what a crap meme
frankly nowadays i find...random idiots i end up talking to at a party DONT eventually end up talking...... they....on the internet
"uhhh, hes like this crazy Canadian guy....hes a hoarder...and a rich lawyer or some shit? he talks about philosophy while burning hotdog and tuna cakes on the stove and then dumps them in the toilet. that time i was late taking you to the airport was because i had stayed up all night watching him, hes hilarious"
Superabound posted:like for example, me, at me and my friends annual christmas party, trying to explain masaokis to everybody
"uhhh, hes like this crazy Canadian guy....hes a hoarder...and a rich lawyer or some shit? he talks about philosophy while burning hotdog and tuna cakes on the stove and then dumps them in the toilet. that time i was late taking you to the airport was because i had stayed up all night watching him, hes hilarious"
over christmas i got stuck on the track of explaining shoenice eating yu-gi-oh cards on youtube to my great aunt
postposting posted:split lp w/ conec
this would own so good btw
TG posted:by explained the concept do you mean you told them it was a meme on an ironic marxist internet message board thats a spinoff of a dead subforum of another message board or did you describe it as some sort of terminal disease involving lethal amounts of fail?
it was the latter
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solzhesnitchin posted:real life story: a little while ago i was outside a party having a cigarette by myself when two cute girls came over to ask me for a light and started chatting to me. it had been a boring night so i decided that it was a good time to abruptly announce "i have fail aids" and just sort of see what happens. they asked me what fails aids is, so i explained the concept, but they just went "hm, ok" in a pleasant kind of way and kept on talking to me as if what i said was totally normal smalltalk. what a crap meme
how did you explain the concept?
tpaine posted:i don't think most normies would have the attention span to get into it
they don't I'v e had zero success in getting people to appreciate it except a couple :\
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ilmdge posted:I posted how to cook a steak without a grill on my facebook saying "been learning some new cooking tips lately!" and it got several likes. though I assume they were liking it because they liked that I was cooking and never watched the vid
lol weird. i didt literally this exact thing
deadken posted:academic purpose
nice oxymoron