#121

MadMedico posted:

angelbutt_dollface posted:

i dont understand how pierce morgan is even a thing at this point

The American media loves bringing in terrible British personalities (see also Christopher Hitchens and Niall Ferguson)



i'm next

#122
you have to wait for jools-fever to die down
#123
i was on public radio the other day. in wisconsin
#124

tpaine posted:

well. answer the thread. can you cum while on your ssri's? we all want to know


Cumboners

#125

deadken posted:

i was on public radio the other day. in wisconsin

lol fuck off what show

#126
goddamn i used to listen to WPR all the time before i had to switch to fucking PMBR tapes. if Mr. Samuel Kriss, Author, Jew, and Noted Internet Personality had popped on unannounced I would have laughed and laughed, oh how i would have laughed
#127
lol you sound like tyler durden went to eton
#128
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#129
now that piers morgan has defeated transsexual idol janet mock what's next for his career? are there any American heroes left to slay?
#130

thirdplace posted:

lol you sound like tyler durden went to eton



lol

#131
i cant stand hearing to my own voice so i havent listened to it but apparently they've put some Exciting Drum Beats in the background lol. i'm on the show again in a week or something. next stop oprah
#132
it's syndicated nationally so none of you have an excuse
#133
lol 4 of your people liked my alain badiou picture on your twitter??? wth
#134
it's like your most popular tweet
#135

deadken posted:

apparently they've put some Exciting Drum Beats in the background lol.



the big explosion at the beginning is a nice touch

#136
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#137

tpaine posted:

i did a public radio thing from ohio back when so it's not imposible

yeah we'll pretty much do anyfuck. it doesn't even matter. test market. peak capitalism ITS (in this state)

#138
link to your radio thing
#139

deadken posted:

MadMedico posted:

angelbutt_dollface posted:

i dont understand how pierce morgan is even a thing at this point

The American media loves bringing in terrible British personalities (see also Christopher Hitchens and Niall Ferguson)

i'm next



When's your next piece for Jacobin coming out. I need more Marxist critiques of RTS games.

#140
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#141
i Fucking Love Dubstep
#142

MadMedico posted:

deadken posted:

MadMedico posted:

angelbutt_dollface posted:

i dont understand how pierce morgan is even a thing at this point

The American media loves bringing in terrible British personalities (see also Christopher Hitchens and Niall Ferguson)

i'm next

When's your next piece for Jacobin coming out. I need more Marxist critiques of RTS games.



i got a couple essays in the pipeline another in tni maybe (lol) and one that might get picked up by n+1 but i'm not sure yet

#143

daddyholes posted:

it's like your most popular tweet



its a, good picture

#144
how could you not shout out the rhizzone? unless you did i didnt listen tot he thing
#145
when im famous as leader of the revolutonary govertnment of the united snaKKKES ill be sure to shout out all my lf homies
#146
i think its smart & cool that the rhizzoners who have ended up in front of microphones recently have not said word one about this website into them
#147
"...many thanks for coming on the show and talking to us. Any messages for our listeners?"
"Just one, I'd like to recommend the ironic Stalin internet forum which has shaped many of our ideals, that's R, H, I, Z Z - " *mike cuts*
#148
wrong thread oops

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#149

tpaine posted:

well. answer the thread. can you cum while on your ssri's? we all want to know


They took away my right to cum and now I'm pissed.

#150

babyhueypnewton posted:

how could you not shout out the rhizzone? unless you did i didnt listen tot he thing



why the fuck would i do that. i don't want my audience knowing i have fail aids

#151

deadken posted:

i Fucking Love Dubstep


Should I do a Dubstep album?

#152
no
#153
you should do an album with some cryptic rhizzone shoutouts though as you're already famous. just name the tracks mexican internet, amphetamines lady, come to hebron, middle of the list, fuck and destroy, etc, etc
#154
split lp w/ conec
#155
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#156
real life story: a little while ago i was outside a party having a cigarette by myself when two cute girls came over to ask me for a light and started chatting to me. it had been a boring night so i decided that it was a good time to abruptly announce "i have fail aids" and just sort of see what happens. they asked me what fails aids is, so i explained the concept, but they just went "hm, ok" in a pleasant kind of way and kept on talking to me as if what i said was totally normal smalltalk. what a crap meme
#157
i did the same thing, but to my grandfather on his deathbed
#158

solzhesnitchin posted:

real life story: a little while ago i was outside a party having a cigarette by myself when two cute girls came over to ask me for a light and started chatting to me. it had been a boring night so i decided that it was a good time to abruptly announce "i have fail aids" and just sort of see what happens. they asked me what fails aids is, so i explained the concept, but they just went "hm, ok" in a pleasant kind of way and kept on talking to me as if what i said was totally normal smalltalk. what a crap meme

that's one of the saddest things i ever heard, i mean, the fact that you said that out loud

#159
it was a true nadir, the scummiest little pit in the slough of despond that i will one day refer to as 'the rhizzone months'
#160
did you also ask them if they had stairs in their house? ill bet that would have floored them.