#81

MadMedico posted:

angelbutt_dollface posted:

i dont understand how pierce morgan is even a thing at this point

The American media loves bringing in terrible British personalities (see also Christopher Hitchens and Niall Ferguson)

russell brand

#82
was the dragon dildo thing posted on this forum
#83
ill take that as a no!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry if alreadyp ost
#84
mr. magoo's respectful non-oppressive non-denominational non-sectarian dildo emporium
#85
ebony and ivory together in perfect hegemony
#86
applying it to a sex toy/product is really problematic is the new put some kraut on it
#87
ebony and saltine
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#89

roseweird posted:

"I tried it with the alligator and I got no length change, I got no diameter change. I got nothing," Kelly said. "It became very clear to me right then and there that there was something very different."

Kelly surmised that the vascular space inside the alligator penis was so full of collagen that it was simply too stiff to inflate.

maybe he was just master of his domain

#90
maybe he was just H.A.M. (hard as a motherfukre)
#91
calling it "ebony" increases demand for a the rare hardwood, furthering damages to the biosphere... that offends me.
#92
also a 4m alligator has a 7cm dick, a 40m dragon should be packing a car muffler
#93

swampman posted:

also a 4m alligator has a 7cm dick, a 40m dragon should be packing a car muffler







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#95
it's really as simple as typing "dragons fucking cars" into google. a reddit with that exact name is the first listing
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#98
The gullwinged ones can shrug their shoulders in acquiescence.
#99
great, now im gonna be up all night thinking about Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder awkwardly docking each others dragon dicks
#100
AGAIN
#101

gwap posted:

it's really as simple as typing "dragons fucking cars" into google. a reddit with that exact name is the first listing



important video update:
http://rangarig.net/gall/2007/A/RNG_CatchTheTrainAE_preview.swf

#102
a shot boy is more like a stripper than a waiter because he pays in himself by buying a tray of shots at the bar and then charges more for each one out on the floor. FYI. Just keep that in mind and we'll be fine.
#103
fucking capitalists. intersectionality my ass
#104
i simply cannot deal with offensive marketing terms for dildos. This is what i care about.
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#107
if my life ever takes a turn for the horrific, and i find myself in florida (which is how you know i'd hit rock bottom), i will support your dream and buy a shot from your boyness, tpaine
#108
tpaine, now that pedophilia is legal in florida under the stand-your-ground law, maybe its time to open your cubano teenager strip club "boyness noches"
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#110

Doug posted:

ill take that as a no!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry if alreadyp ost


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#112

RBC posted:

i simply cannot deal with offensive marketing terms for dildos. This is what i care about.



i literally cannot think of anything more oppressive than an entire subsection of global industry production being used to specifically cater to my statistically nonexistent weirdo mental illness/sexual fetish while using the wrong color synonym

#113
Our Revolution will adhere to proper phallochromaic nomenclature or it will be shit!
#114

Superabound posted:

Our Revolution will adhere to proper phallochromaic nomenclature or it will be shit!

spoiler alert it's gonna be shit lol

#115
tbh this sort of reaction seems basically what i would expect after 25 years worth of humanities grad students spending their time thinking about how language influences the world. postmodern praxis.
#116
I'm really not sure I follow the logic here: there is a higher diagnosis of schizophrenia among African-Americans so medical science must therefore represent some kind of oppressive, racist superstructure?
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#118
sorry I didn't read the thread. it's just a D&D copy paste that I wanted to post somewhere, because I am an idiot
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#120
I always could