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i walk home through a neifghborhood and it had a ton of trick or treaters from all over out getting candy, and it was mostly all little 5-year-olds with their parents, but then i passed this group of three morbidly obewse teenagers and they all had a bunch of candy and none of them were wearing any costume whatsoever, just fat guy tshirts, they were just goin up to another house to collect more cnady when i went by them. and i just thought, these guys have it all figured out, dont they
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Kurdt
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but trade globalization is bad rite?
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Mandela 'still unable to speak'

Former South African president Nelson Mandela is still unable to speak but uses facial expressions to communicate, his ex-wife Winnie tells a South African newspaper.

le_nelson_mandela_face
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Mike Nelson here.
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goatstein's wife won't bring him to parties anymore because he always says "do you want to hear the nelson mandela" and then tells a joke so racist it causes nelson mandela to cry without knowing why
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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That's an angry pig
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talk about a "rage" comic haha
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Some Pig!
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Superabound posted:

libelous_slander posted:

Show me Show me show me how you bake that crust
The one that makes me scream with lust
"Im starving off my ass" she cussed
And threw her arms around my bust
"Show me how you cook it
And I promise you I promise that
I'll clean it up for you
I'll clean it up for you"

Cheese up to that crispy edge
Two liter drink and crazy bread
And dreamed of all the different ways I had
Topping combos
"Pizza Hut's too far away" she said
"And you wont ever know its not de-liv-er-y
It is a DiGiorno's"

You
Soft and doughy
You
Tossed and crusty
You
Arranged as bagels
Anchovies from the deepest oceans
Crisping in the oven
And bathing in steam

Hunger forced me into shakes
It must have been baking for days
And moving lips to breathe heat away
I opened up my mouth
And found myself at home at home
Alone above an empty plate
That held the oily grease i hate
I stuffed a piece inside of me

You
Soft and doughy
You
Tossed and crusty
You
Just Like Pizza

passing this on to these guys http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/09/macaulay-culkin-pizza-underground_n_4412324.html

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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tell Mac id be willing to give co-writing credits in exchange for a roadie job (supervisory/administrative only please, my doctor has advised no heavy lifting for a while)
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Hunger Strikes

Well I don't mind crazybread
From a Roman icon of decadence
But I can't keep on devour'n this
Cuz it spent a week sittin in the fridge

Yeah
But it's in the oven
The pizza is bakin
And they're taking orders
But im tired of waitin

No food on the table
Our mouths are all waitin
And I'm gettin hungry
Yeah

I don't mind cheesey bread
From the house of Pegasus
But I can't feast in 30 minutes or less
When the line is filled to capacitance

But it's on the web now
The sites automated
And they're taking orders
No more time is wasted

And it's on its way now
Our mouths are all waitin
But I'm still gettin hungry (Gettin hungry)
I'm gettin hungry (Gettin hungry)
I'm getitn hungry (Gettin hungry)
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