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The sun has become a Red Giant. Our world is approaching the end. No life remains upon the charred and blackened remnants of the planet once known as Earth. Humanity is not even a memory.
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i bought all of them accounts here at the rhizzone for the posting, to offsetall the goddamned nerds! go sports
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FSAD posted:

The sun has become a Red Giant. Our world is approaching the end. No life remains upon the charred and blackened remnants of the planet once known as Earth. Humanity is not even a memory.



something bronco's fans can look forward to i guess

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just kidding i wanted an excuse to post this
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i watched the superbowl for the commercials :smugs:
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Once a team is ahead by more than 25 points in the superbowl, something really magical happens: they stop worrying so much about getting concussions as they realize there's no need to remember anything after the game
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peepaw posted:



This is an excellent video to watch whilst smirking and wearing my city name sports team tshirt. Lol.

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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FSAD posted:

The sun has become a Red Giant. Our world is approaching the end. No life remains upon the charred and blackened remnants of the planet once known as Earth. Humanity is not even a memory.



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“When we play the My Little Pony messages for him, there is increased activity on the EEG,” Suttle said.
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"We finally won the superbowl!" said the football player. "Yeah! We did it! It was a team effort. I want to thank my family and God."
"So what's next for your team?" - Jewish reporter from USA Today
*football player looks on incredulously*
"What's next? I... uh... is there something higher than the superbowl?"
*Jewish reporter shakes his head*
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"So you're saying that... the distance between the stars... that the light from that star... uh what? It's not a star? What the fuck is a clusser of galaxies? I don't know what that- uh... so the light from this clumter is 9 billion years old, and the star it came from is already gone? So what am I looking at?"
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"So you're saying that... plate tectonics will eventually erase even the ruins of the MetLife Stadium? What about my superbowl ring? Oxidation will reduce it to its component atoms over several million years? What the fuck"
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"But if the sun has less hydrogem and that's the sun's fuel, why would the sun get bigger? Shouldn't it get smaller? And if there's less fuel wouldn't that mean the sun would be cooler cuz it's not so hot? No? How close is it gonna get to the Earth... No way, hoooooly shit, that'll kill everyone! Uh... wait... what? The Earth has already been stripped of life for billions of years? But why? *nods head slowly* "But where can the fuckin' oxygen go??"
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i don't know what you are trying to do FSAD but i wish you luck on your journey
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This thread got me to realize that the super bowl truly didnt matter after all.
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imagine four footballs on the edge of a cliff...
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Browns Reject Concept Of Controlling Own Playoff Destiny: 'Everything Is Chaos'

CLEVELAND—The Cleveland Browns, although 8-4 going into Week 13 and needing only to win two of their last three games independent of the win/loss record of other AFC teams, rejected the idea that they or anyone else could actually control their own destiny in a chaotic universe. "The cosmos tends towards greater entropy, as man tends towards ever more destructive tendencies and the AFC North tends towards the passing game, and the only constant in our mutable world is change—we cannot afford the illusion of control," said head coach Romeo Crennel, who buried his face in his hands and shook throughout his existentially terrifying Tuesday press conference. "Our playbook, like the books of our very lives, is writ on water; we die a little every day on the field and off, and each step we take brings us closer to ruin and heartbreak, if not the goal line; and also, regardless of the outcome against Buffalo, we really need either the Titans or the Broncos to lose at least one game." Quarterback Derek Anderson echoed his coach's outlook, saying he planned to "just heave the ball up and, although not praying, watch in mixed hope and terror as the incalculable probabilities play themselves out downfield" against opposing secondaries for the rest of the season.

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did yall see the 9/11 truther guy grab the mic? that shit was pretty good
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macklemore grabbed the mic?
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Welcome to my home. here are my DVDs. What I did was, using sophisticated computer-aided analyses of the musculature and posture of the players, crowd, and half-time musicians, I replaced everybody with skeletons to remind us all of "what's next."
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without the long-standing ritual of ice-cold Gatorade dousings to weed out the weak among them, our nation's coaches would begin to breed deeper and deeper into atavism and degeneracy, until their ability to lead became so ineffectual that teams everywhere would suddenly break free from their control, destroying all of our lawns and shrubbery with their endless, directionless roughhousing
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A team of large, strong, poorly educated black men, every one of them bought or traded at an open auction, some torn thousands of miles away from the only home or family theyve ever known, scramble up and down a green, white-dappled field, straining and ruining their bodies to support a system which actively oppresses them, and which they barely understand, all while their rich white owner drinks lemonades and barks orders at them from the comfort and safety of his canvas-lined chair. Yes...THIS...is truly what America is about
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