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voxnihill that is SO COOL
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the thread for you? hell, this is the FORUM for youu.
#124
just how much attention do "queers" need, anyway? they invent myriad descriptors for themselves and their garbage morality but what proportion of the population do they represent? a tiny minority. the attention they suck out of the majority would be better spent on socially useful projects, like improved standards of living, sustainable economics, video games, but they demand we give them centre stage for their libertine excesses. the opportunity cost of this will bite us in the back. there is only so much attention to go around and that makes it valuable (Eripsa et al, SA Press, 2013) so it shouldnt be squandered
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Panopticon posted:

but what proportion of the population do they represent? a tiny minority. the attention they suck out of the majority would be better spent

if 10% of the population is lgbtq then we should spend 2 hours 24 minutes a day thinking about them. 96 minutes thinking and 48 minutes dreaming

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its more like 3% so 15 minutes a day of lgbq work rest and play is reasonable and probably close to what the sexual deviant we call modern man devotes to his male colleagues anyway
#128
but that 3% is only the overt section of the populace, so 15 minutes spent publicly queer and 14400-28800 minutes spent furtively and occasionally queer
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roseweird posted:


lol if you're not filled with disdain

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libelous_slander posted:

roseweird posted:

lol if you're not filled with disdain


how did you find out my pet name for my penis

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#134
Enough! Sex = Art!
#135
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/virginity/

Lifelong virgins

Joan of Arc
Jorge Luis Borges
Emily and Charlotte Brontë
Lewis Carroll
Jesus Christ
Gary Coleman
René Descartes
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Paul Erdös
Immanuel Kant
King Louis XVI
Sir Isaac Newton
Florence Nightingale
Virgin Mary (according to Catholics)

Non-virgins

Lasse Braun, 8, with a 9-year-old Italian girl.
Lord Byron, 9, with the family nurse
Billie Holiday, 10, raped by a middle-aged neighbor named Mr. Dick
Jerry Lewis, 11, with a stripper procured by his father
Milton Berle, 12, with a Broadway dancer in her dressing room
Alphonse Daudet, 12
Jimi Hendrix, 12
John Holmes, 12, with a 36-year-old woman
Anthony Kiedis, 12, with 18-year-old redhead Kimberley Smith procured by his father
Nelly, 12, with a 15-year-old girl
Gillian Anderson, 13, with "a punk guy who has since become a Neo-Nazi. It was awkward, stupid, unadulterated crap."
Drew Barrymore, 13
Danny Bonaduce, 13, on the set of The Partridge Family, with a David Cassidy fan
Annabel Chong, pornstar, 13, with a 28-year-old man
Tommy Lee, 13, with the next-door neighbor
Dave Navarro, 13
Asia Carrera, 14, with a classmate in a parking lot
David Duchovny, 14, with a 13-year-old girl
Jerry Hall, 14, with a rodeo bullrider who also deflowered her girlfriend
James Joyce, 14, with a Dublin prostitute
Bret Michaels, 14
Evita Peron, 14, with tango singer José Armani
The Rock, 14
Claude Vorilhon (Rael), 14
John Barrymore, 15, deflowered by stepmother
Ol Dirty Bastard, 15
Aleister Crowley, 15, with an actress in Torquay
Veronica Hart, 15, with her 16-year-old boyfriend
Dustin Hoffman, 15, in a darkroom with a girl who thought she was with Dustin's older brother
Jack London, 15, with a girl named Mamie
Traci Lords, 15, with her high school boyfriend
Friedrich Nietzsche, 15, with a 30-year-old countess
Sunset Thomas, 15, raped by her best friend
Christy Canyon, 16
Gabriele D'Annunzio, 16, with a Florentine prostitute
Vanessa del Rio, 16, in a porno theater with her 18-year-old boyfriend
Samantha Fox, 16
Al Goldstein, 16, with a prostitute procured by his uncle
Jean Harlow, 16, virgin until marriage
King Henry VIII, 16, with peasant girls
King Louis XVI, 16, with a court seamstress
Marilyn Manson, 16
W. Somerset Maugham, 16, with 26-year-old Ellingam Brooks
Mussolini, 16, with a prostitute
Steve-O, 16, with a 16-year-old girl in London
Dr. Drew Pinsky, 16, with his first girlfriend
Rasputin, 16, seduced by Danilova Kubasova -- wife of a Russian general
Leo Tolstoi, 16, with a prostitute
Thomas Wolfe, 16, in a bordello
Jack Black, 17
Giovanni Jacopo Casanova, 17, with Nanetta and Marta Savorgnan
Alexandre Dumas, 17
Marilu Henner, 17, in a shower
Ron Jeremy, 17, in an alley in Littleneck, New Jersey with 16-year-old Margie
John F. Kennedy, 17, in a Harlem bordello
Ludacris, 17
Tim Robbins, 17
Annie Sprinkle, 17, with her boyfriend -- a 27-year-old hippie named Van
Jon Stewart, 17, in college
David Cross, 18, with a prostitute near Times Square
Ashlyn Gere, 18, with her boyfriend
Nina Hartley, 18
Shanna Moakler, 18, in her dad's dental office
Napoleon, 18, with a prostitute
David Berkowitz, 19, with a Korean prostitute
Pamela Des Barres, 19, with Nick St. Nicholas from the band Steppenwolf
Linda Lovelace, 19
Sarah Silverman, 19
James Boswell, 20, with London prostitute Sally Forrester
Victor Hugo, 20, virgin until marriage
Franz Kafka, 20, with a Czech shopgirl
Janeane Garofalo, 21, with her college boyfriend
Eddie Izzard, 21
Jean-Jacques Rousseau, 21, with 34-year-old Madame de Warens
Jessica Hahn, 21, claims to have been a virgin when raped by Jim Bakker
Henri Landru, 22, with 16-year-old cousin Marie Remy
Bertrand Russell, 22, virgin until marriage
Honoré de Balzac, 23, with 45-year-old woman
Catherine II of Russia, 23, with one Saltykov
André Gide, 23, with a 14-year-old local boy in Tunisia
D.H. Lawrence, 23, with a pharmacist's wife
Isadora Duncan, 25, with Hungarian actor Oscar Beregi
H.G. Wells, 25, with a prostitute
George S. Kaufman, 28, virgin until marriage
George Bernard Shaw, 29, on his birthday with 44-year-old widow Jenny Patterson
Havelock Ellis, 32, virgin until marriage
Joseph Goebbels, 33
Mary Wollstonecraft, 33, with American writer Gilbert Imlay in a Paris hotel room
Mark Twain, 34, virgin until marriage
Marie Stopes, birth control advocate, 38, virgin until her second marriage
#136
jesus was not a virgin
#137
Vampire Dog, 151
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#139
their loss
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#142
i don't even having an erection right now, that's what's so crazy about this.
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#144

discipline posted:


What of the women who work for Pfizer (makers of Viagra) and GlaxoSmithKline (Makers of Cialis)? We should not erase their experiences.

#145

MadMedico posted:

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/virginity/Lifelong virgins

Joan of Arc
Jorge Luis Borges
Emily and Charlotte Brontë
Lewis Carroll
Jesus Christ
Gary Coleman
René Descartes
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Paul Erdös
Immanuel Kant
King Louis XVI
Sir Isaac Newton
Florence Nightingale
Virgin Mary (according to Catholics)

Non-virgins

Lasse Braun, 8, with a 9-year-old Italian girl.
Lord Byron, 9, with the family nurse
Billie Holiday, 10, raped by a middle-aged neighbor named Mr. Dick
Jerry Lewis, 11, with a stripper procured by his father
Milton Berle, 12, with a Broadway dancer in her dressing room
Alphonse Daudet, 12
Jimi Hendrix, 12
John Holmes, 12, with a 36-year-old woman
Anthony Kiedis, 12, with 18-year-old redhead Kimberley Smith procured by his father
Nelly, 12, with a 15-year-old girl
Gillian Anderson, 13, with "a punk guy who has since become a Neo-Nazi. It was awkward, stupid, unadulterated crap."
Drew Barrymore, 13
Danny Bonaduce, 13, on the set of The Partridge Family, with a David Cassidy fan
Annabel Chong, pornstar, 13, with a 28-year-old man
Tommy Lee, 13, with the next-door neighbor
Dave Navarro, 13
Asia Carrera, 14, with a classmate in a parking lot
David Duchovny, 14, with a 13-year-old girl
Jerry Hall, 14, with a rodeo bullrider who also deflowered her girlfriend
James Joyce, 14, with a Dublin prostitute
Bret Michaels, 14
Evita Peron, 14, with tango singer José Armani
The Rock, 14
Claude Vorilhon (Rael), 14
John Barrymore, 15, deflowered by stepmother
Ol Dirty Bastard, 15
Aleister Crowley, 15, with an actress in Torquay
Veronica Hart, 15, with her 16-year-old boyfriend
Dustin Hoffman, 15, in a darkroom with a girl who thought she was with Dustin's older brother
Jack London, 15, with a girl named Mamie
Traci Lords, 15, with her high school boyfriend
Friedrich Nietzsche, 15, with a 30-year-old countess
Sunset Thomas, 15, raped by her best friend
Christy Canyon, 16
Gabriele D'Annunzio, 16, with a Florentine prostitute
Vanessa del Rio, 16, in a porno theater with her 18-year-old boyfriend
Samantha Fox, 16
Al Goldstein, 16, with a prostitute procured by his uncle
Jean Harlow, 16, virgin until marriage
King Henry VIII, 16, with peasant girls
King Louis XVI, 16, with a court seamstress
Marilyn Manson, 16
W. Somerset Maugham, 16, with 26-year-old Ellingam Brooks
Mussolini, 16, with a prostitute
Steve-O, 16, with a 16-year-old girl in London
Dr. Drew Pinsky, 16, with his first girlfriend
Rasputin, 16, seduced by Danilova Kubasova -- wife of a Russian general
Leo Tolstoi, 16, with a prostitute
Thomas Wolfe, 16, in a bordello
Jack Black, 17
Giovanni Jacopo Casanova, 17, with Nanetta and Marta Savorgnan
Alexandre Dumas, 17
Marilu Henner, 17, in a shower
Ron Jeremy, 17, in an alley in Littleneck, New Jersey with 16-year-old Margie
John F. Kennedy, 17, in a Harlem bordello
Ludacris, 17
Tim Robbins, 17
Annie Sprinkle, 17, with her boyfriend -- a 27-year-old hippie named Van
Jon Stewart, 17, in college
David Cross, 18, with a prostitute near Times Square
Ashlyn Gere, 18, with her boyfriend
Nina Hartley, 18
Shanna Moakler, 18, in her dad's dental office
Napoleon, 18, with a prostitute
David Berkowitz, 19, with a Korean prostitute
Pamela Des Barres, 19, with Nick St. Nicholas from the band Steppenwolf
Linda Lovelace, 19
Sarah Silverman, 19
James Boswell, 20, with London prostitute Sally Forrester
Victor Hugo, 20, virgin until marriage
Franz Kafka, 20, with a Czech shopgirl
Janeane Garofalo, 21, with her college boyfriend
Eddie Izzard, 21
Jean-Jacques Rousseau, 21, with 34-year-old Madame de Warens
Jessica Hahn, 21, claims to have been a virgin when raped by Jim Bakker
Henri Landru, 22, with 16-year-old cousin Marie Remy
Bertrand Russell, 22, virgin until marriage
Honoré de Balzac, 23, with 45-year-old woman
Catherine II of Russia, 23, with one Saltykov
André Gide, 23, with a 14-year-old local boy in Tunisia
D.H. Lawrence, 23, with a pharmacist's wife
Isadora Duncan, 25, with Hungarian actor Oscar Beregi
H.G. Wells, 25, with a prostitute
George S. Kaufman, 28, virgin until marriage
George Bernard Shaw, 29, on his birthday with 44-year-old widow Jenny Patterson
Havelock Ellis, 32, virgin until marriage
Joseph Goebbels, 33
Mary Wollstonecraft, 33, with American writer Gilbert Imlay in a Paris hotel room
Mark Twain, 34, virgin until marriage
Marie Stopes, birth control advocate, 38, virgin until her second marriage



cool, i still have a chance to beat Goebbels at something

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#149
baby wants to fuck
#150
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#151
But... my dick is really good and important! No! I can't deal with this!
#152
gotta pass thjem genes on...im a sack of shit that wants to replicate itself
#153
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tpaine posted:

yeah i want to create another human being to inhabit this awful dying shitty world and i want it to be a cross between me and some lady i arbitrarily choose as my 'soul mate' who lives within a few miles radius of my birthplace, pretty convenient way i've attached some soporific meaning to my blip of experience in this predatory hellbound universe that should have never spawned life. and now i have to deal with the fact that millions of women don't care about my hardon? fuck this.

It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

shit this worked in Good Will Hunting

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#156

discipline posted:

Annabel Chong, pornstar, 13, with a 28-year-old man


A younger Mark Ames before he moved to Russia.

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#158
wasnt it always?
#159
While I'm still reeling from learning that millions of women don't care about my penis, I'm taking a small amount of solace in the fact that at least one woman cares about dustin hoffman's penis.
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