tpaine posted:why are you loking at fgreen dudes dicks on craigslist
how can you post here for years and not be aware of khamsek's shrek fetish
roseweird posted:the middle of the list is a fine place to select a wine from yes it will pair very finely with the branzino and carpaccio a fine choice indeed and would monsignor like a moistened cloth oh pardon me it's only there is a fine white residue just ... there
It's just odd because deadken used an ordinary phrase, "middle of the list," and you started hating on him because his phrase implied that he must have used cocaine beforehand, thereby humiliating the waitstaff. I guess I should just let it go and let you exist in your own reality, where causation works completely differently, or something.
discipline posted:
It's funny that it's green, that's actually a pale black dick (think about it) illuminated by the glow of a computer screen. Also note that he didn't bother to rotate the picture 90 degrees clockwise, because he hasn't bothered to take the audience's perspective before submitting his ad.
swampman posted:roseweird posted:the middle of the list is a fine place to select a wine from yes it will pair very finely with the branzino and carpaccio a fine choice indeed and would monsignor like a moistened cloth oh pardon me it's only there is a fine white residue just ... there
It's just odd because deadken used an ordinary phrase, "middle of the list," and you started hating on him because his phrase implied that he must have used cocaine beforehand, thereby humiliating the waitstaff. I guess I should just let it go and let you exist in your own reality, where causation works completely differently, or something.
"middle of the list" sounds dumb because he's choosing a wine to go with his meal based on price, apparently, rather than its attributes, which makes him look somewhat pompous and silly, especially to a wine snob like rosie, who would die from shame if she had to serve such an ignorant baffoon
swampman posted:discipline posted:It's funny that it's green, that's actually a pale black dick (think about it) illuminated by the glow of a computer screen. Also note that he didn't bother to rotate the picture 90 degrees clockwise, because he hasn't bothered to take the audience's perspective before submitting his ad.
so sorry he doesnt gussy up his naturally majestic body according to your oppressive, objectifying, perfectly photoshoped mass-media body standards u pigge. why dont you rotate this post 90 degrees clockwise up your misandrist @$$
roseweird posted:i am sorry if it didn't amuse you! perhaps i can bring you another post , prepared in a manner more to your liking ? we value your patronage
no thank you, i didnt order the post. i'm allergic.
its basically like pop or cider or something?
if youre gonna dirnk wine you best make it red
Meursault posted:I went to a house show last night that turned out to be a College Party and it was weird. I brought some Torpedo to drink and this guy saw it and was like "OHH DUDE Torpedo, I've been reading about that but I've never had it!! Can I buy one, I'll give you like ten bucks for it" blah blah blah and he was so excited I was like whatever dude just have one. So I gave him a can and he insisted on giving me $2 for it, which was probably a little less than I paid for it, and later I was pissed that I only had 3 tallboys of Torpedo to drink during the show and had to go try to find Natty Ice or whatever they had. That's my alcohol story, goons.
cool. Im in college.
Meursault posted:I went to a house show last night that turned out to be a College Party and it was weird. I brought some Torpedo to drink and this guy saw it and was like "OHH DUDE Torpedo, I've been reading about that but I've never had it!! Can I buy one, I'll give you like ten bucks for it" blah blah blah and he was so excited I was like whatever dude just have one. So I gave him a can and he insisted on giving me $2 for it, which was probably a little less than I paid for it, and later I was pissed that I only had 3 tallboys of Torpedo to drink during the show and had to go try to find Natty Ice or whatever they had. That's my alcohol story, goons.
i show up at the place, and wouldn't you fucking know it, it's a goddamn College Party instead of the House Show i was promised. im already pissed, then some College Kid tries to talk to me about beer, i give him a 'pedo to get him to fuck along, which i IMMEDIATELY REGRET, as i cant get a buzz going anymore on just 48 ounces of 7% abv beer. spent the rest of the night drinking fucking peasant beer (i call it pissant beer but no one even laughs), go home frustrated. anyway what im saying is do NOT trust craigslist party descriptions
stegosaurus posted:the song 'tequila' except its 'torpedo'
This except Fugazi's "Repeater" except it's "Torpdeo"
stegosaurus posted:the song 'tequila' except its 'torpedo'
the song 'horst wessel lied" except it's "torpedo" in senseless syllabic repetition