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Mike Nelson here.
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how's life t dog
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I named mine Potato. I think thats a good one
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here's a video of potato.
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no it was a joke, I took my bike light and clipped it into the cats collar. and then filmed it for posterity, and the lulz
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god damn cats are cool. they are so cool.
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ive seen tpaine post for about six years or more and all i still really know about him is that hes from florida and drinks beer
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political car tune
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sometimes he works long hours at 2 jobs. truly the most capitalist poster
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i call my cat cat because he doesnt come when i call him anyway so what does it matter
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political car tune
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conversely, the cat that i reside with (you don't OWN pets, man) will respond to literally any vocalization so his name is kinda unnecessary
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cats give you brain worms
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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DildoMalone posted:

cats give you brain worms

The best is when babies are born blind or mentally impaired because their mothers were around cats too much. That's why I love cats. Oh yes, I love cats, Yes I do, Cat cat cats, *fires up industrial cat drowner*

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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DildoMalone posted:

cats give you brain worms



and the brain worms make you want more cats. its a vicious cycle and i intend to ride this doomtrain to the very end

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sisy-puss
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remember that time lf creeped out kate beaton?

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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lol if you have enough baseline peace of mind to be "creeped out" by anything anymore
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Online
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kate..
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political car tune
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ilmdge posted:

kate..

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... beaton
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Superabound posted:

lol if you have enough baseline peace of mind to be "creeped out" by anything anymore


kate couldnt handle the raw radicality of lf and was lost to petty-bourgois-tumblr. so much revolutionary potential...

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political car tune
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c_man posted:

Superabound posted:

lol if you have enough baseline peace of mind to be "creeped out" by anything anymore

kate couldnt handle the raw radicality of lf and was lost to petty-bourgois-tumblr. so much revolutionary potential...


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Kurdt
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i am starting a list of names for cats. here is the first cat name. it is "puddy dumplins" the second name is "scheming me-me" and the thrid name is "grumple wumpkins". the fourth name is "woozy pawsies" i hope you like my list. fourth name: "turnup". a bold new name enters: "smucky". thats teh 7th nam. first "sausage paddy" then its "lumpanoodle". the 8th name is "sandy paws" which is next. a bit of a guest, "wootiebabeh" courtesy of movign shadow. the next name "little munchkin", whos best friends with "grumple wumpkins", but then after that its the name "sneezle", then finally a split: "putzy" and "old man jenkins". if it was "ghargle" now its "stretchy stroodle". further on the list: "fluffer muffle" and his sister "little fluffy muffy". a pair to consider from wiley lylely: one is "tommy katkins", and another is "fuzzy fluffystuff". also the long awaited "sour patches". new: "sally basket" newer: "precious pumpkin" and his brother "pokey pauly." also a distant cousin: "cookie bootie". pumpkin's best friend is "lily lafay" and cookie's is "crusty" but pokey doesnt have any friends besides his brother. all abotu trout knows all about "snuggy bumpkin". i like "shugar raindrop" too. have you ever heard of a cat named "poodle" well now you have. my friend "uncle wrinkles". Fucktard idiot thinks that "pirate prentice" would be a good name for a cat. next "gooey gumdrop". and "boopsie doodoo". leg sez "mr scruffles", breese sez "TUrkey", and i agree. and i just thought of "sloppy appleasause". grover sugested "tremendous dickhead!" but awkpwas likes "moopsy doodle." "windy sprite" is pretty good but "tickley tum-tum" might be the best one yet. "serious norman" may be a rather noble foe but "squirmy wormy" is "snot". "looky", "lucky", "lackey", and "licky" are triplets and also all best friends at the same time. meat the funny feelers, who feel funny: "funnyfeely" and "funnyfeeleroo". next up is your favourite, number 38, "the little pickle theif". booof likes "stack pluckins" and wolf puppy humbly suggest "mewbert" but i think hes maybe a spy so if it turns out he is just ignore this itme on the cat list. twisty appreciates "Leopold Twinkleberry"... so there. for fans of "The Wire", there's now "Bunny Cuddlin'". micy likes "moldy cups" and so do i. introducing: "crandall" from beowolf lagrange; good. from chobes, "mr rubbybelly"; good. "sootikin" is considered by some to be a rather nice name for a cat. if youd like, a cats name maybe will be Yoshy moma . What do I think of "pippin purr" as a name for a cat? "Great". I think if acaring girl had a cat she might just shorten it to "pippy," though. pupple i think another good name for a cat would be "Purple." another a good name for a cat is "wikipe-tama" "Caboodle" and "Chutney" sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g... Mean Mr. Mustard, who was reall y mean but now hes really nice b/c he gets lots of hugs and kises from his mommy. morroc sez that "tractor" would be a pretty good name for a pretty good cat. i like "roger." skylark just named his new cat "Skiddle Girl". my good friend Lenin named his cat and dog Ïðèÿòåëü and Íîñêîâ - Russian for Socks and Buddy, respectively. meow-meow is a pretty interesting name, it hink if you're interested. MrPissyMitts. Puddin' Pop. jenny has "Frilly Frocks"
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my cats name is kimchi
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when i'm next in a position to own a cat i'm going to adopt the biggest meanest blackest cat i can find and name it behemoth in honor of lauded counterrevolutionary monarchist mikhail bulgakov.
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penitent
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cat people are psychopaths
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penitent
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anyone who owns a cat is not a communist
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Mike Nelson here.
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as usual, i agree with deadken.
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penitent
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vote labour
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shriekingviolet posted:

when i'm next in a position to own a cat i'm going to adopt the biggest meanest blackest cat i can find and name it behemoth in honor of lauded counterrevolutionary monarchist mikhail bulgakov.



my friend did this except her cat was just really fat and not mean

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sup b*tch
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deadken posted:

cat people are psychopaths


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discipline posted:

my boss called me a pussy (because that's the kind of place where I work) and I told her that was offensive and she said "oh I mean like a pussy cat" and I sort of rolled my eyes forever secretly

ya chick bosses are the worst