#601
ive been tested twice but it only said i had hiv the second time so im thinking its a fluke
#602
ITT: a scathing indictment of gifted programs and IQ tests
#603
"Just give me the amphetamines, lady!!" - classic Rhizzone 'tchphrase
#604

Keven posted:

Every single person on this and every other forum was in a gifted program or equiv and after failing at life due to our gay shitty brains and spending all day on the net we vaguely understand that it means nothing but its still a vital part of our narcissistic sense of self worth so we all sit around and socrates each other trying to be the man who knows that he knows nothing but i mean, you know, 99th percentile heh.



same, except i havent failed at life, im still in the process

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#606
i was in a special program for arse candles
#607
success is a lie made up by people who measure their lives in greeting cards. the graveyards are full of MBAs.
#608

getfiscal posted:

success is a lie made up by people who measure their lives in greeting cards. the graveyards are full of MBAs.



wot about people who measure their lives based on the impact they have on the people around them + the public at large?

#609

VoxNihili posted:

wot about people who measure their lives based on the impact they have on the people around them + the public at large?

true, true

#610

VoxNihili posted:

wot about people who measure their lives based on the impact they have on the people around them + the public at large?



since when has anything ever been described as "impacted" in a positive context?

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#615
shrek is dreck
#616

tpaine posted:

me and rosewierid finally tied the knot



disgusting

#617
there's a lot wrong in that picture but Dreamwork's "Shrek" isn't one of them
#618

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

tpaine posted:

me and rosewierid finally tied the knot



disgusting


you're thinking "take the knot"; tying the knot is something else

#619

Superabound posted:

if you can call what i do "living"



check your pms for advice

#620

Agnus_Dei posted:

shrek is dreck

http://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/13t2cm/kid_rants_about_a_review_that_said_shrek_is_dreck/

#621

daddyholes posted:

Superabound posted:

if you can call what i do "living"

check your pms for advice



thank you for the adderall getting tips. ive always heard that honesty is the best policy so im just going to go in there and Be Myself at first and hope that my overt neuroticism is good enough but if those piece of shit degreehavers dont immediately give me what i want then all bets are off!

#622
newt gingrich was the guy who posted pics of morbidly obese women
#623

Keven posted:

Every single person on this and every other forum was in a gifted program or equiv and after failing at life due to our gay shitty brains and spending all day on the net we vaguely understand that it means nothing but its still a vital part of our narcissistic sense of self worth so we all sit around and socrates each other trying to be the man who knows that he knows nothing but i mean, you know, 99th percentile heh.


i 'm really smart

#624

gyrofry posted:

newt gingrich was the guy who posted pics of morbidly obese women


epic

#625

gyrofry posted:

newt gingrich was the guy who posted pics of morbidly obese women

i thought that was a fancy 400 lbs

#626
Gifted program alumnus here.
#627

getfiscal posted:

my emotional intelligence is such that my father believes i'm autistic.

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#629
if the guy who got real horny for fat broads killed hisself what hope do i, a muscelbound nonvirgin whose so smart my parents put me in the Gifted Class for Retards, have in this world.....?
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#631

tpaine posted:

me and rosewierid finally tied the knot



in every nerd herd there's always the one person who's disproportionately attractive

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#633
me BIG brain
#634

Keven posted:

Every single person on this and every other forum was in a gifted program or equiv and after failing at life due to our gay shitty brains and spending all day on the net we vaguely understand that it means nothing but its still a vital part of our narcissistic sense of self worth so we all sit around and socrates each other trying to be the man who knows that he knows nothing but i mean, you know, 99th percentile heh.



heh

#635
Nice av FailyNougat.
#636
yo'rue welcome Superabound

#637

Keven posted:

Every single person on this and every other forum was in a gifted program or equiv and after failing at life due to our gay shitty brains and spending all day on the net we vaguely understand that it means nothing but its still a vital part of our narcissistic sense of self worth so we all sit around and socrates each other trying to be the man who knows that he knows nothing but i mean, you know, 99th percentile heh.



Needed to be upvoted and quoted again for truth, as it applies to 99% of the dimwits here

#638
dimwit!!!
#639
Agreed Lykurgroms. Some people just never seem to get it.
#640
dimewit here. scored an HB10 on my SATs