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only by drugs that are sourced to latin american marxist-leninist terror groups
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Superabound posted:

btw i was actually about to call up a doc and make an appointment for me to take care of this ADD tip so i can stop spending my life like some stranded psyche surfer relying entirely on random waves of motivation to happen by for me to passively ride back to shore and i want to start telling me body what to do instead of the other way around and also be more like my hero and fellow narcing trot Philip Kindred Penis so yeah uh any amphetamine getting tips?

I don't recommend asking Ladies

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Panopticon posted:

take up a martial art, youll make friends, get fit and have fun flailing around making kiai noises



ima 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do you jabroni

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Superabound posted:

conec posted:

1 time i wished on a falling star that someone would get a dui and they got a dui the same night that was years ago 2 nights ago i fink it was i wished for uhm hehe.. i dont wanna say cos hehe ya but ya i wished @ 11:11 n it came true within a minute

1 time i was chillin at a friends house and his cousin from out of state that all of us hardly knew was there and he was really drunk and he made fun of me for not having a gf and made some comment about me only liking girls that like Star Wars (which really pissed me off because everyone knows im a Star Trek guy but even moreso because the last girl i had been on a date with really did love Star Wars (i dont)) and i wished that he would get a DUI but then i remembered that Gandhi said "BE the change you want to see in the world" so i went outside and got his tag number as soon as he left i called the cops and reported his vehicle swerving all over the road and he got a DUI lol. snitches get stitchessatisfaction. dont mess w/ the zohan ps. congrats to b&w

One time i had a friend who would drive drunk a lot so i told him, next time you do it I'm calling the police on you. It worked and then later he developed a gluten allergy and had to stop getting fucked up all the time. Damn I'm good

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Superabound posted:

Panopticon posted:

take up a martial art, youll make friends, get fit and have fun flailing around making kiai noises

ima 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do you jabroni



im sorry to hear that but you can probably get skin grafts to make it stand out less

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Do you jabroni

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one time when I was drunk I told some guy I had just met that I drove a silverado and he asked me if I'd ever had a girlfriend
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Superabound posted:

Do you jabroni


im not a brony but yeah i started a few months ago, its fun!

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i was over at a friends house and someone would not let the subject drop until we watched an episode of mlp together.

it was a kids show.
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i watched "in the night garden" with my niece this morning, it's marginally less frightening than the teletubbies

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/in-the-night-garden
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sometimes i think about getting amphetamines from a doctor because i take my friends vyvance every now and then and its p. awesome and i basically handicap myself socially with weed because it makes me quiet and introspective so why dont i just cheat a little and get some speed on the cheap? but i never do and its probably just my strange aversion to doctors of all kinds that keeps me from doing it
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TG posted:

sometimes i think about getting amphetamines from a doctor because i take my friends vyvance every now and then and its p. awesome and i basically handicap myself socially with weed because it makes me quiet and introspective so why dont i just cheat a little and get some speed on the cheap? but i never do and its probably just my strange aversion to doctors of all kinds that keeps me from doing it



my aversion is due to the social anxiety of doctors thinking im just there to get high because i look exactly like the kind of guy who would just be there to get high

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superabound question 1, are you american living in the u.s.
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Superabound posted:

TG posted:

sometimes i think about getting amphetamines from a doctor because i take my friends vyvance every now and then and its p. awesome and i basically handicap myself socially with weed because it makes me quiet and introspective so why dont i just cheat a little and get some speed on the cheap? but i never do and its probably just my strange aversion to doctors of all kinds that keeps me from doing it

my aversion is due to the social anxiety of doctors thinking im just there to get high because i look exactly like the kind of guy who would just be there to get high



i dont have any reason like this or any experience that would help me understand my feelings, beyond not being sure how much it will cost me, whether ill drop 25 bucks on a copay or walk out owing $750 for some vaguely defined procedure

or maybe im just super cheap and consider doctors visits unnecessarily luxuries

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in america you will be made to feel like asking a doctor how much everything he or she suggests will cost is like buying the cheap wine on a first date. dont fall for it. ask the doctor how much everything he or she suggests will cost. even if you are insured do this. mental health professionals actually have very few ways of tricking you into making them money through costly procedures so it is less of a problem in the first place and they will usually oblige if you ask and they can answer.
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lol if you have health insurance that covers mental or if youve been to a doctor for any reason in the last ten years
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daddyholes posted:

in america you will be made to feel like asking a doctor how much everything he or she suggests will cost is like buying the cheap wine on a first date. dont fall for it. ask the doctor how much everything he or she suggests will cost. even if you are insured do this. mental health professionals actually have very few ways of tricking you into making them money through costly procedures so it is less of a problem in the first place and they will usually oblige if you ask and they can answer.



im afraid they will charge me for walking in the door to ask how much things cost

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DildoMalone posted:

lol if you have health insurance that covers mental or if youve been to a doctor for any reason in the last ten years

<----- canadian. owned.

#546
Mike Nelson here.
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i mean, i am canadian. i'm not sure if ron paul is canadian. presumably not.
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like i had surgery last spring and i asked how much it would cost up front and they hemmed and hawed and said that so many things depended on such and such and nobody ever gave me an itemized bill, even after it was done. between the surgeon, the facility, the anesthesiologist, the referring orthopedist, xrays, etc, i dont know how much it cost but it was somewhere between 8 and 10 thousand dollars, even with (admittedly crappy) insurance
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Mike Nelson here.
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roseweird posted:

be a sad sad boy

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discipline posted:

I was IQ tested twice and it's pretty high.

new crew: The Maoist MENSA Menagerie