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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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everyone i know who drinks whiskey or gin only does it to try to look like a grown up but it doesnt work because you still own an xbox and wear tshirts and adolescence is permanent now
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sup b*tch
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gin is terrible and tastes like a thrown out christmas tree
#43
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gin & tonics with bombay sapphire are nice
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#45
Poronto
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don't drink alcohol
#46
Poronto
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it tastes bad and makes you even dumber and grosser than normal
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Kurdt
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roseweird posted:

if you actually intend to get drunk you should have vodka, there's no point being pretentious about it, just have this plain ethanol solution. add something sugary to it if you're a baby.

you do have a thing for homogeneity

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i'm drinking half a tallboy of icehosue that i passed out with last night. the remaining half is still fine
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penitent
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i drink wine motherfucker
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penitent
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cinnamon whisky lol. what the fuck is wrong with you people
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penitent
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i don't drink beer much these days. like a few pints of ale in an afternoon to be Social but if i'm drinking to get drunk it's four bottles of wine or eight whiskies or some cocktails or something i'm rich b*tch shit gets me bloated
#52
Kurdt
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agreed
#53
penitent
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tonight i drank three bottles i think at a bar where they were playing a bunch of hipster 80s classics i like a lot to the extent i started to find it kinda obnoxious. i'm giving cocaine a rest for a while i think because i did like 2gs last weekend & it had me feeling depleted + miserable until wednesday. if you're not drinking wines from the middle of the list on a daily basis get the fuck outta here i don't want to know you
#54
penitent
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i only wear dress shoes now. lenin's three-piece suits were immaculate and i am very serious about communism
#55
Mike Nelson here.
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wearing good clothes is cool.
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#57
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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kenneth which international banking conspiracy do you get all your coke money from? asking for a friend
#58
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roseweird posted:

if you actually intend to get drunk you should have vodka, there's no point being pretentious about it, just have this plain ethanol solution. add something sugary to it if you're a baby.



i learned last weekend that apparently i was known in high school for being the 100lb dude who chugged Everclear without dying

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i really like jameson but i try to only drink it socially these days. tonight i'm drinking fin du monde, i'm actually not really impressed with the brewery (dieu du ciel) as far as canadian microbrews go but it was on sale dirt cheap and is a 9% beer and i have a shitty conference i have to lead workshops at (and not get paid) this weekend so i am drowning my cranky sorrows. thanks for facilitating my habits rhizzone :3
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Superabound posted:

kenneth which international banking conspiracy do you get all your coke money from? asking for a friend



im about 80% sure hes a trust fund kid

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deadken posted:

i don't drink beer much these days. like a few pints of ale in an afternoon to be Social but if i'm drinking to get drunk it's four bottles of wine or eight whiskies or some cocktails or something i'm rich b*tch shit gets me bloated



im just imaging a kid approaching his mother to show her 4 of those empty two-litre bottles of coke and proudly proclaiming to her that he drank all of them in one sitting hahahahahahaha

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you can drink something enjoyable (and i don't mean syrupy garbage) and still acknowledge that you are destroying your body mind & soul. not that there's anything wrong with being a masochist either.
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four bottles of win lmao
#71
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a six pack of trumer and a large sapporo
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2 optimators
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shriekingviolet posted:

i really like jameson but i try to only drink it socially these days. tonight i'm drinking fin du monde, i'm actually not really impressed with the brewery (dieu du ciel) as far as canadian microbrews go but it was on sale dirt cheap and is a 9% beer and i have a shitty conference i have to lead workshops at (and not get paid) this weekend so i am drowning my cranky sorrows. thanks for facilitating my habits rhizzone :3



i always thought fin du monde and the other unibroue beers were for poor alcoholics because of their high alcohol content and goony design



but one time i was at a french restaurant in manhattan and they were selling blanche du chambly for $18 a bottle so now i think they're good

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i like lots of alcohols but i end up drinking wild turkey 95% of the time
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so in order to become a real person I decided to stop smoking weeed so I could get a job in the city so I could subject myslef to lacanian psychoanalysis (as opposed to merely studying it) and meet actual communists and join a communisnt party. but not being high is actually really hard (i forget how not to be high when I turned 18 i've smoked weed everyday since then i'm now 22)) so I tried replacing it with normie drugs like alcohol but jesus christ this drug sucks ass. it only makes me more angry and lonley, and so instead of having cool philosophical thoughts like I do on weed I just call all my friends and of course they don't respond because they're already annoyted by my ramblign about psychoanalaysis and communism and nietzchen and and stuff. fuck fuck fuck. alcholl only makes you stupid plz smoke weed.
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CANNBIS MY GOD AND SAVIOR HOW I MISS THEE
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;_;
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fyi youll sound real dumb to your sober friends while on either
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