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Kurdt
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martini bithc
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Mike Nelson here.
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i don't drink because i think god doesn't want me to. i'm not sure i believe in god though. so, as you can see, i'm already high all the time.
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Mike Nelson here.
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they called people who drink and have mental health issues "dual diagnosis" at my old hospital and they would emphasize to me that if i did drugs or drank that i could have a big psychotic break. which was probably doctor propaganda but i'm not sure it's all that worth it to take chances. also note that "doctor propaganda" would be a good villain at about the 1/3rd point in a final fantasy RPG.
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ive recently started a mild love affair with fireball cinnamon whiskey. its great for a flask because you dont need a chaser and if you keep a box of red hots in the car the police will think thats why your breath smells like that
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Mike Nelson here.
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i didn't know beer is carbonated.
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thats why you can do this

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I let myself have a drink or two if I feel like it, but lately I'm trying to avoid getting proper drunk unless it's Friday.

Today I had a 22oz of stella
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Give strong drink to him who is perishing,
And wine to him whose life is bitter.
Let him drink and forget his poverty
And remember his trouble no more.
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I'd recommend not drinking b/c it's bad for you and creates un healthy life views. Many, perhaps most, people are able to drink fairly responsibly but we're already on the 'net posting bitter jokes about communism on this offsite of an offsite of the worlds second most popular pay to post forum so lets not pretend to be most people.
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Mike Nelson here.
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we need to be stone sober if we are to gather our forces and really change things, things that need changing
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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TG posted:

ive recently started a mild love affair with fireball cinnamon whiskey. its great for a flask because you dont need a chaser and if you keep a box of red hots in the car the police will think thats why your breath smells like that

Ok... Ok officer... Im reaching into my glove umpart, uh, glove cartment for the registeration, *braaaap* Oh look officer. Oh look officer, its these red hots. Thats what i eat so as my breath smells like this, here smell *Fwaaaaah* It's red hots

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Mike Nelson here.
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who eats novelty foods with strong tastes while driving. like no officer i just pop a few anchovies while cruising down the highway and wash it down with this strawberry milk.
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Despite eating half a bag of cool ranch nachos and downing six mints the officer probably won't just write bloodshot watery eyes and breath smells of alcohol anyways which are magic words of power that let him do as he pleases.
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Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine if you want to know what sober people are thinking, i just thought to myself "i could really get into dungeons and dragons".
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im drinking a 40 of budweiser. and i just got a hash oil vaporizer pen so im stoned as fuk too
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currently jamming
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my favorite beer is ten fiddy but its overpriced as hell so i only drink it about thrice or so a year
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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getfiscal posted:

who eats novelty foods with strong tastes while driving. like no officer i just pop a few anchovies while cruising down the highway and wash it down with this strawberry milk.



thats what i eat so the cops wont know me and my girl have been testing out Tom's P.E. Tips. sodomy is still illegal here

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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TG posted:

ive recently started a mild love affair with fireball cinnamon whiskey. its great for a flask because you dont need a chaser and if you keep a box of red hots in the car the police will think thats why your breath smells like that



so my friend was on a 3 day pass out of jail and we all went down to the local BWW (thats Buffalo Wild Wings for you New Yorkers) and all night long it was Fireball shots as far as the eye could see. i get back to their house and someone hands me a shot and what is it? Fireball. I went to my parents house and what do i see sitting on the counter instead of the usual bone dry bottle of Skyy and dad's 12 year old McClelland?. Fucking Fireball. i brew up a nice pot of coffee this morning and oh, whats that im detecting in my Folgers Crystals? hints of caramel and the jagged nasal augering of fermented childrens theater candy? jesus jumpfucking cripes. where do i buy stock in this shiT

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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

im drinking a 40 of budweiser. and i just got a hash oil vaporizer pen so im stoned as fuk too



if youre gonna drink a 40 it should be of malt liquor

today i was in the liquor store and it had mad dog 20 20 and i found myself contemplating buying it

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sup b*tch
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the 40 is the perfect amount of alcohol
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bulliet whiskey, straight
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TG posted:

ive recently started a mild love affair with fireball cinnamon whiskey. its great for a flask because you dont need a chaser and if you keep a box of red hots in the car the police will think thats why your breath smells like that



or u could just fill it w/ good whiskey and take it straight like a cisman

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I was gonna hit the liquor store but it closes at 10 and I got stuck at a train crossing for like 20 mins coming back from work. I was about to climb over but a railroad employee was walking next to the train and appeared out of nowhere and i was like, alright, i wasn't going to cross anyway, I'm a lil bitch.
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Superabound posted:

TG posted:

ive recently started a mild love affair with fireball cinnamon whiskey. its great for a flask because you dont need a chaser and if you keep a box of red hots in the car the police will think thats why your breath smells like that

so my friend was on a 3 day pass out of jail and we all went down to the local BWW (thats Buffalo Wild Wings for you New Yorkers) and all night long it was Fireball shots as far as the eye could see. i get back to their house and someone hands me a shot and what is it? Fireball. I went to my parents house and what do i see sitting on the counter instead of the usual bone dry bottle of Skyy and dad's 12 year old McClelland?. Fucking Fireball. i brew up a nice pot of coffee this morning and oh, whats that im detecting in my Folgers Crystals? hints of caramel and the jagged nasal augering of fermented childrens theater candy? jesus jumpfucking cripes. where do i buy stock in this shiT

buffalo wild wings been in a few in my time

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UNUSUALY COOL
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cava
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box wine. I drink a lil wine after work usually
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aerdil posted:

TG posted:

ive recently started a mild love affair with fireball cinnamon whiskey. its great for a flask because you dont need a chaser and if you keep a box of red hots in the car the police will think thats why your breath smells like that

or u could just fill it w/ good whiskey and take it straight like a cisman



drinking whiskey is the perfect way to show people that you are willing to do something that is unpleasant so many times that you eventually forget how unpleasant it is, simply because you feel socially pressured to do so

gin, on the other hand, is nectar of the gods, and a single drop on my tongue is enough to fill my soul with joy

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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damn i acidentally upped your post before i saw you praising the consumption of liquid hairspray. mods?? can i get some help here
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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gin is enjoyed exclusively by british sailors trying to stave off malaria contracted from mosquitos bred in foreign underage sex parlors
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despite the rampant and innumerable evils perpetuated by british imperialism, its been totally justified by the invention of two things: the gin and tonic and the ipa. discuss