#161
nice!
#162

getfiscal posted:

my new job hut counselor said that i qualify for a training program thing where an employer promises to hire me if i don't fuck up for like 2 months or something and in return i get the beautiful benefit of a minimum wage job for 2 months and maybe a real job after that.



make sure to check whether the real job is also minimum wage

#163
yeah. it probably would not be. but good thing to keep in mind i guess.
#164
Where is the job hut?
#165
next to the pizza hut and the sunglasses hut, neither of which are, ironically, hiring.
#166
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#167
Where's that PM?? this is why you can't get a job! Opportunity was knocking on your door and you are languishing in depression, fingers too fat and sad to roll the mouse up to send me a message!!
#168
#169

FSAD posted:

Where's that PM?? this is why you can't get a job! Opportunity was knocking on your door and you are languishing in depression, fingers too fat and sad to roll the mouse up to send me a message!!

computer programming? no thanks. i already had my libertarian phase.

#170
You don't want to be a programmer. Why aren't you applying for economics positions at banks and government? You're not in a bad spot. Maybe Canada is different but like half of US economists work for the Fed.
#171
FSAD i want to stop going outside can i have a job
#172

hfhfghgs6 posted:

You don't want to be a programmer. Why aren't you applying for economics positions at banks and government? You're not in a bad spot. Maybe Canada is different but like half of US economists work for the Fed.

a BA in economics doesn't mean much anymore. most people who do junior economics or policy work for the government have a masters degree. many economics-focused research jobs require a phd even.

that said, i'm applying to banks and government in my area for trainee style jobs as a starting point, since my main issue right now is just getting back into work discipline and building up a bit of experience. within a few years i would then move to toronto or something.

#173

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

FSAD i want to stop going outside can i have a job

Lol. I would like to work with computers, alongside others in the computers field. Hahahahahaha

#174
be a prostitute
#175
yeah i went there
#176
Auction off your virginity
#177
mustang

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#178
Well bnw doesn't tolerate my words of encouragement and advice. I think you're selling yourself short getfiscal, you'll do fine.
#179

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:


Everyone who wants one can have a job at their optimal salary and benefits, that's computer!!

#180

getfiscal posted:

hfhfghgs6 posted:

You don't want to be a programmer. Why aren't you applying for economics positions at banks and government? You're not in a bad spot. Maybe Canada is different but like half of US economists work for the Fed.

a BA in economics doesn't mean much anymore. most people who do junior economics or policy work for the government have a masters degree. many economics-focused research jobs require a phd even.

that said, i'm applying to banks and government in my area for trainee style jobs as a starting point, since my main issue right now is just getting back into work discipline and building up a bit of experience. within a few years i would then move to toronto or something.

a B.S. in econ, however,

#181
today i found out that a major bank in a neighbouring town is hiring an entry-level position. so i told my job hut counsellor and she was like oh i'm good friends with a manager at the local branch of this bank. so i'm going to apply for the job and include that i can be hired on under the training agreement for a month or two. also this bank is the best i've seen for disability stuff about hiring and support so that's good too. the other good thing is that banks are like mafias here in that once you get in it's pretty easy to qualify for training and advancement. i think that's the most likely reason they'd take a chance on me, because i have an econ degree so i could move into a personal banker role pretty easily.

the only catch is that i'd have to learn how to drive quickly because the bus system only loosely connects and it'd take like 2+ hours to get there in the mornings. it's a 15 minute drive though so it'd be easy once i'm in a car. my parents would probably drive me until i get my license though since they work about ten minutes from the bank.

i could see a bunch of reasons they wouldn't hire me but i'll give it a shot.
#182

getfiscal posted:

i could see a bunch of reasons they wouldn't hire me but i'll give it a shot.



lie about these; it's a bank

#183
getfiscal, the best way to get a good job is to start drinking socially with people and then they give you jobs and money because of patriarchy
#184

getfiscal posted:

today i found out that a major bank in a neighbouring town is hiring an entry-level position. so i told my job hut counsellor and she was like oh i'm good friends with a manager at the local branch of this bank. so i'm going to apply for the job and include that i can be hired on under the training agreement for a month or two. also this bank is the best i've seen for disability stuff about hiring and support so that's good too. the other good thing is that banks are like mafias here in that once you get in it's pretty easy to qualify for training and advancement. i think that's the most likely reason they'd take a chance on me, because i have an econ degree so i could move into a personal banker role pretty easily.

the only catch is that i'd have to learn how to drive quickly because the bus system only loosely connects and it'd take like 2+ hours to get there in the mornings. it's a 15 minute drive though so it'd be easy once i'm in a car. my parents would probably drive me until i get my license though since they work about ten minutes from the bank.

i could see a bunch of reasons they wouldn't hire me but i'll give it a shot.



sounds like youve made some good progress on infiltrating the capitalist debt machine. keep us updated, agent.

#185

VoxNihili posted:

getfiscal posted:

my new job hut counselor said that i qualify for a training program thing where an employer promises to hire me if i don't fuck up for like 2 months or something and in return i get the beautiful benefit of a minimum wage job for 2 months and maybe a real job after that.

make sure to check whether the real job is also minimum wage



its ok, miminum wage in Canada is like $45/hr

#186

gyrofry posted:

getfiscal, the best way to get a good job is to start drinking socially with people and then they give you jobs and money because of patriarchy



same

#187
lol they took down the posting today, which means it was probably an internal hire that they were legally require to post for 24 hours or something. i have a few other leads though so that's good.
#188
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#189
mustang

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#190
mustang

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#191
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#192
Well there are a lot of decent paying entry level bachelor's economics jobs. Nobody is going to be snotty about BA/BS unless the job is quantitative. However its good to be willing to relocate. Check Faily.
#193
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