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i'm here in the bronx as i type this (3:40 am EST) and there was a big explosion. it was probably white trash mics or wops doing some dumb shit but if anyone gets a twitter lead i'll ride my bike and be there in 10 minutes to investigate. just how muslim IS the dude who put off this bomb?

http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/424747-bronx-explosion-felt-on-monday-was-large-box-of-fireworks-fdny-says/
#2
my girlfriends brother said he was getting out of the car and felt the concussion from the explosion a couple blocks away. supposedly a pipe bomb made from fireworks, but lets be real here... obama? the jews?
#3
only one man has ever made noise like that in the boogie down
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fuck new york city
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SaintJust posted:

fuck new york city

Looks like we got a suspect

#7
im praying for my New York comrades. stay safe
#8
the prize terrorist target of somewhere in the bronx
#9
new yorkers are tough...they will rebuild and move on
#10
leave the bronx
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TG posted:

the prize terrorist target of somewhere in the bronx



lol

#13
yeah sure, lets make a thread everytime some insignificant bullshit no one cares about happens in your podunk little town. its like fuckin 9/11 all over again, jesus christ
#14
My parents live in a house in the country and i was standing near the window and I saw a car drive up so I started waving. Then I realized it was just a random person who was turning around. So I looked like some random idiot waving at cars, which I guess I was.
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you shd have been all like get off my parents property
#16
Just confirmed that manhattan was destroyed by some fireworks in a rubbish bin; I'm so sorry guys. Looks like Chicago is the only american city left in 2014.
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roseweird posted:

i wonder what it is like to live in a place that no one has an opinion about


its cool

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getfiscal posted:

My parents live in a house in the country and i was standing near the window and I saw a car drive up so I started waving. Then I realized it was just a random person who was turning around. So I looked like some random idiot waving at cars, which I guess I was.

damn dude. do they have any forested land.

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stegosaurus posted:

damn dude. do they have any forested land.

not really. it is an acre lot but it is just basically a normal suburban house in the middle of a field with a few trees here and there.

i don't live there though. i live in an apartment in a small town nearby.

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read title as "brony explosion" and am having mixed feelings about being wrong
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roseweird posted:

i wonder what it is like to live in a place that no one has an opinion about



its both funny and acceptable

#26

roseweird posted:

i wonder what it is like to live in a place that no one has an opinion about


to be fair people have opinions.

it's just that none of them are positive.

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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

my girlfriends brother said he was getting out of the car and felt the concussion from the explosion a couple blocks away. supposedly a pipe bomb made from fireworks, but lets be real here... obama? the jews?

the noise you heard was the explosion of a the white settler population in the bronx

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i love new york city and it's vibrancy and cultural supremacy, i can only hope i continue to hear about it's exciting evolution and unique quirks even more in 2014
#30
Yo just cause it's in New York doesn't mean the rest of the country actually gives a shit about stuff from the police blotter.
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roseweird posted:

i wonder what it is like to live in a place that no one has an opinion about



probably like posting in a place no one knows about

#33
thank g-d no one has any opinyuns about Mississippi
#34
I have opinions about its sister state tennessseeessee, which apparently has a life-sized replica of the Parthenon somewhere within its borders. What a quality state, I hope to go there one day.
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roseweird posted:

new york is home to the largest greek population in the united states. instead of visiting a morbid replica frequented by no one but american tourists (whom you would probably be embarrassed to realize how much you resemble, if you could only see yourself) you could visit athens square in queens. it is not enormous and it is not old, but it is alive and full of people walking and playing and talking (lots of them in greek, no less, imagine that). and it is surrounded by greek taverns and seafood restaurants.



goodness what an idea. think it over lycurgus. thats socrates chilling on the steps back there by the way



he's only a fetishist of ancient greece, though, and a contemporary burly drunk grecian sailor bear wouldn't be his cup of tea at all
therefore, your response isn't monarchist and consistently erases the classics