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Henri Michaux, Preface to Ecuador (1929) posted:
A man who knows neither how to travel nor how to keep a journal has put together this travel journal. But at the moment of signing he is suddenly afraid. So he casts the first stone. Here.



As a poor college student I saw many acquaintances study abroad or take a backpack tour of Europe. At the time I thought to my bitter self: "What do these travelers gain? A few photos snapped at various landmarks, some nights out at bars in new land, maybe a sexual conquest, new justifications for generalizing populations. To hell with it!! I have enough self-discovery to do right here in America!" But I have to admit, after accruing some funds and vacation time (along with a better perspective), I have the travel bug. After all, are we really to deprive our short lives from the possibility of new friends, lands, and inspiring monuments to past struggles just because of an unfortunately decadent tradition?

So then, how do you fellas travel? What countries have you been to and how do you plan your itinerary? Do you write, keep a journal, or read terrible travel zines before heading out? Spill your stories and advice!! Enhance your online persona with heroic tales of mystery, intrigue, sex, lies, drugs, and gonzo journalism!

#2
definitely take a picture of yourself riding that bull statue in the financial district. also have some cold ones at mcsorleys if youre ever in nyc
#3
keep a well-worn travel map & add red indicators to every dank european back alley you have publicly urinated in, marking your territory until you have reclaimed the rhine
#4
one time my friend and i got followed around munich by a romanian guy with a totenkapf tattoo who was trying to get us to buy hookers and he kept buying us drinks and giving us the most creepy stares ever. fuckin' romanians man, jeezus
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discipline posted:
CIA

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DRUXXX posted:
one time my friend and i got followed around munich by a romanian guy with a totenkapf tattoo who was trying to get us to buy hookers and he kept buying us drinks and giving us the most creepy stares ever. fuckin' romanians man, jeezus


have you been to romania? i have a crazy romanian friend that wants me to go there w/ him, sounds kinda cool

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discipline posted:
CIA


if only!!

#9

discipline posted:
CIA

#10
NKVD
#11
crunk in advance?
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crustpunk_trotsky posted:
keep a well-worn travel map & add red indicators to every dank european back alley you have publicly urinated in, marking your territory until you have reclaimed the rhine



a rhinoceros needs an elephant to forget not the eau de toilette d' the louvre.

#13
in moldova you can get p much any prescription drug over the counter, its kewl
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Groulxsmith posted:
definitely take a picture of yourself riding that bull statue in the financial district. also have some cold ones at mcsorleys if youre ever in nyc



they put a bunch of fences around it, it sucks, i wanna castrate it w/ a hacksaw

#15
well fuck, without a ballet dancer on top of it how can the revolution begin?
#16
just go to a place without any plans and let the world buoy you about oe whatever
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#18
i haven't traveled abroad in 8 years but i plan to next year

to the holy land

israel
#19
LoL In-progress Genocide Tour For the motherFUCKing epic win.
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#22
are they cheaper? jeepers, flying overseas is really expensive