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cemetery posted:

if i said in my will that they have to cut the penis off of my corpse when i dead would they just disregard it



just make sure to die outside where no one will find you for a couple of days and the birds will take care of that for you

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#43
jools i'm paler than u
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#46

jools posted:

put some kraut on it

#47
tattoos are bad aesthetics for normal looking people. now that you have a tattoo jools you need to get weird and no that doesnt mean a goatee
#48
obligatory
#49
did anyone ever confirm irl that that thing was real, because it's tacky enough to be a child's adhesive tattoo
#50
https://www.google.com/search?num=50&client=firefox-a&hs=sxF&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=rcs&q=adhesive%20tattoo%20blue%20dragon&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=tnc5UufALPOa0AXT2IEw

it's actually tackier so i guess it was real
#51
i dont think they make childrens adhesive tattoos big enough to fit a grown mans arm lol
#52
i do appreciate that his tattoo is so bad people have to make up nonsensical consumer products to try to explain it away though
#53
*was so bad
#54

Makeshift_Swahili posted:

i dont think they make childrens adhesive tattoos big enough to fit a grown mans arm lol



Babby's First Back Tat™

#55
Ok did jools really get that tattoo
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i used ms paint, best i could do sorry.
#61
Jools, David Dimbley got a scorpion tattoo too.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24906132
#62
i got £300 for a thing i wrote and i might get another tattoo. maybe a scorpion with only six legs as well so i can join the jools-dimbleby axis and get a cushy job at the bbc
#63

Panopticon posted:

did anyone ever confirm irl that that thing was real, because it's tacky enough to be a child's adhesive tattoo


he threatened to mess up goon stuff in eve online using his space powers when people kept making fun of him for it

the chatlogs read like someone who was serious. viletat was real.

also a guy had a bunch of disposable viletats made and is giving them to ppl for christmas

#64

karphead posted:

fine, i'll do it


I can't believe jools got this tattoo

#65
why doesnt jools talk here anymore
#66
ask him yourself!
http://ask.fm/jooolsd
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#68
This is now the threat for posting pics of posters. I'll start: lookin sharp, elemennop!

#69
maximum slav
#70

Lessons posted:

This is now the threat for posting pics of posters. I'll start: lookin sharp, elemennop!



dude can crush walnuts with his teeth

#71
your very ugly... like chit... may god jesus bless you
#72
GOT A PIC OF BIPPY HEADIN OFF FOR VACATION [BOUT 2 YEARS BACK. STILL ON VACAY]

#73
I got a scorpion tattoo on my right upper arm and whenever I show it, Kavinsky's Nightcall plays.

(I hired a dude who secretly follows me around with a portable music player. He makes 8 dollars an hour which is exploitive but for a young guy struggling to pay off massive student debts it's good enough for him for now)