c_man posted:Superabound posted:this Girl Ive Been Talking To really loves Lord of the Rings, like really really loves it, her parents originally met because of it, she named her cats after characters from it, etc. and every time she brings it up and i hold myself back from autistically telling her how stupid and wrong her opinions are i feel like a complete and utter fraud, a bitter, fragile shell of a man. she also loves Twilight
if you dont respect your romantic partner your relationship will dissolve into hatred and anxiety
INto???
daddyholes posted:youve got to be old enough to know that even the quality of the fornication would suffer
actually if anything the situation has taught me that having opinions about politics and pop culture is really dumb and meaningless compared to simply enjoying another human beings company and the way their butt looks
daddyholes posted:superabound dont date a person whose interests arouse contempt in you
arouse
palafox posted:that'll only work for short-term desperation companionship, assuming that "simply enjoying another human beings company" is just another way of saying "oh god i'm so so so lonely let me look at your rump and rub it with oils," but if this is actually a pleasant and engrossing person despite their having a child's interests then i and the rest of the internet (which i am authorized to speak for) wish you well on your journey to have sex. may the sex be fruitful and rewarding. may your sex be sexual and penetrative if desired. may the wiggly bits touch the other wiggly bits. may all kinds of warm wet odors be produced between two consenting adults, even though one of those consenting adults is sort of a mental child, in the privacy of a cat-ridden home or the delicious transgressiveness of a squalid public space. let mucous membranes contact each other in the age-old ritual of togetherness, and should mutual pleasure arise from this as opposed to distance and ennui let us not act too surprised. do it bareback too
woah woah woah. who said anything about sex
Superabound posted:daddyholes posted:youve got to be old enough to know that even the quality of the fornication would suffer
actually if anything the situation has taught me that having opinions about politics and pop culture is really dumb and meaningless compared to simply enjoying another human beings company and the way their butt looks
i guess youre not old enough, sigh
wasted posted:follow your <3
i asked my heart what to do. it whispered "combat liberalism" and then died ???
It’s a bit of a shock, but probably not so much to regular movie goers. Toward the end of Brian Percival’s adaptation of “The Book Thief,” there’s a jarring image. The camera sweeps over a group of framed family photos on a piano with vistas of Central Park West just beyond. The pictures are of people we’ve seen in the long period piece of a movie: the main character, her family, Holocaust survivors and victims.
And there, among the misty memories, is a sleek new iMac computer.
The black and silver of the computer, with the Apple logo, shine in the gauzy afternoon sun as the audience is asked to recall, sentimentally, all these people who suffered horrors at the hands of the Nazis.
Yes, I do believe it’s a 17″ inch screen. I didn’t get a chance to check the model and serial numbers. But I was thinking, as “The Book Thief” came to an end, I am ready for an upgrade.
Wipe away those tears. Apple has turned “The Book Thief” into iHolocaust.
The meaning of this is clear: Apple has paid a handsome amount for a prominent product placement. “The Book Thief” runs at least two hours, and for most of that time it takes place in Germany from 1940 to 1945. Based on the bestselling novel, it tells the implausible story of how a 12 girl survives the deaths of everyone around her.
In the last few minutes–this isn’t a spoiler since 10 million people have read the book–we learn that she became a great writer with a magnificent Fifth Avenue apartment. And placed prominently in that apartment is one well known high tech piece of equipment: an Apple computer.
TG posted:wait your gf has multiple cats and her liking lotr and twilight are the weird things you mention?
2 cat minimum is the name of my new band but also the principle around which my relationships are organized
c_man posted:he doesnt do drugs iirc but i remember hearing someone has he might have mild tourettes? but yeah it was good and i think i liked it better than his first one
a friend of mine had to buy coke for him so
stegosaurus posted:TG posted:wait your gf has multiple cats and her liking lotr and twilight are the weird things you mention?
2 cat minimum is the name of my new band but also the principle around which my relationships are organized
looks like i need to adopt another cat or two...
jools posted:a friend of mine had to buy coke for him so
lol welp
TG posted:in man of steel superman goes from having russell crowe as a dad to kevin costner. what a horrible letdown
On the other hand, Kevin Costner is not delusional enough that he thinks people want to hear his singing voice.
Also this came to mind while posting this, which of these guys had the shittier Robin Hood film?
littlegreenpills posted:I watched "drive" and it was really good and makes you reaccept the medium especially when the last movie you watched was Iron Man 3
Is Only God Forgives as bad as people say it is?
