#1
Okay, let me handle this here, since you've decided to drag this out into the open and act like you have no fucking idea what's going on.

No, dude, it's not a simple misunderstanding over some innocent statement. You troll. You say things that are specifically designed to piss people off, and then you sit back and act like you just had NO IDEA that people were going to take things the wrong way! No, they're not taking things the wrong way; they're taking things the way you intended. You know precisely what you're doing. You've been warned. You've been warned by at least two mods, and to both of them you have admitted "yeah, I know I troll GBS, I just can't seem to help myself." They have told you to stop. I have told you to stop. You don't stop.

You're a good poster in D&D, but when you hit GBS you become getfiscal, cocksucking asshole poster extraordinaire. You have freely admitted this. LET ME REPEAT MYSELF SO THAT IT IS CLEAR TO YOU, SINCE YOU TEND TO PRETEND THAT I AM NOT SAYING THINGS WHEN I AM SAYING THEM - YOU HAVE FREELY ADMITTED TO MODS THAT YOU ARE FULLY AWARE OF THE FACT THAT YOU TROLL GBS ALMOST EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU POST IN IT. Do you get that? Do you get that I know what you are doing? I know. We ALL know. Drop the fucking innocent act; it's over. Every single person on the mod/admin team knows what you're doing. Half the fucking posters in GBS know, too.

But you continue doing it, despite the warnings, despite the probations, despite the bans. Despite the mods you've talked to SPECIFICALLY TELLING YOU TO CUT IT OUT. Why do you keep doing it? I don't know. Guess what? I don't care! Also, I don't care how unfair you think I'm being for punishing you when you break the rules. I don't know what made you think that you were above the rules just because you can make a good argument in D&D by stringing words together to form pretty, pretty sentences, but hey, you're not above the goddamned rules. I thought we'd made this clear by slapping you with roughly seven thousand probations and half as many bans, but I guess the message never penetrated your thick, self-important, egotistical skull.

Here's what it boils down to, since I've probably lost you by now or, fuck, you're probably halfway through writing me a goddamned essay on how I'm wrong and how unfair I am and how misunderstood you are - you are an asshole in GBS, we all know it, and the next time you're an asshole in GBS, you're getting banned. On this account, under getfiscal, under any account you create. If I see it, I'm banning you. I don't care if you're just mildly being a dick, I am banning you for it. I don't care what you want, or what you think is fair. Your account is now my plaything, any account you create is my toy, and I'll do whatever I feel like doing with it. Eventually you'll either get the message and stick to D&D where they actually like you and you're actually not a shithead, or you'll go the fuck away and make everyone on the forums very, very happy. Either way, whatever. I don't care, as long as you stop posting your bullshit in GBS.

Go away, getfiscal. Oh, go the fuck away.

And if you write me ANYTHING regarding this post, if you even reply to it or mention it anywhere else on the forums ever for the rest of your miserable posting career, or if GOD HELP YOU you send me a private message over it, I am going to permaban you and then skullfuck you until you're unconscious and insane.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF GBS BEFORE I TAKE AWAY YOUR BELOVED D&D, ASSFUCK.
#2
please let that be vilerat
#3
it was omgwtfbbq if i recall correctly
#4
oh, logical reasoning? Intellectual Honesty? IN MY GBS? That's a ban.
#5
gbs 2.1 is pretty cool and I wish we had a rhizzone nite crew
#6

innsmouthful posted:

And if you write me ANYTHING regarding this post, if you even reply to it or mention it anywhere else on the forums ever for the rest of your miserable posting career, or if GOD HELP YOU you send me a private message over it, I am going to permaban you and then skullfuck you until you're unconscious and insane.



Woah ok....judging by the known past behavior of prominent SA mods, this screams "genuine, immediate threat" to me. Getfiscal i would consider calling your local authorities as soon as possible. This isnt like back in the day where people thought they could treat the World Wide Web more like the Wild Wild West and just do and say whatever they want. We have LAWS against this now. People have been stalked. Innocent people have been KILLED. Please act before it is too late. My sister is a social worker and she can probably help you find the number of your nearest abuse shelter if you need it. Feel free to PM me about this at any time. Lets take back the night

#7

Superabound posted:

innsmouthful posted:

And if you write me ANYTHING regarding this post, if you even reply to it or mention it anywhere else on the forums ever for the rest of your miserable posting career, or if GOD HELP YOU you send me a private message over it, I am going to permaban you and then skullfuck you until you're unconscious and insane.



Woah ok....judging by the known past behavior of prominent SA mods, this screams "genuine, immediate threat" to me. Getfiscal i would consider calling your local authorities as soon as possible. This isnt like back in the day where people thought they could treat the World Wide Web more like the Wild Wild West and just do and say whatever they want. We have LAWS against this now. People have been stalked. Innocent people have been KILLED. Please act before it is too late. My sister is a social worker and she can probably help you find the number of your nearest abuse shelter if you need it. Feel free to PM me about this at any time. Lets take back the night


getfiscal isn't an eight year old girl, so he's probably OK.

#8
please get over your bio-chauvinism and respect his self-identification
#9

innsmouthful posted:

gbs 2.1 is pretty cool and I wish we had a rhizzone nite crew


Having so called "crews" would require a user base that was more than about 25 people

#10
what are you even talking about. bippy alone is in like 6 crews
#11

innsmouthful posted:

gbs 2.1 is pretty cool and I wish we had a rhizzone nite crew


ill buy mustang an account and we can transplant the fail rangers

#12
i will end you edgecrusher
#13
There's a Chris Rock bit where he mentions the time he first heard Fuck Tha Police as a kid and it blew his mind because he 'didn't know you could say shit like that'........i'm not overstating it much when i say that that getfiscal's calm, considered and challenging defense of Maoism in GBS was my fuck tha police
#14
id join the gbs rhizzone crew
#15

innsmouthful posted:

LET ME REPEAT MYSELF SO THAT IT IS CLEAR TO YOU, SINCE YOU TEND TO PRETEND THAT I AM NOT SAYING THINGS WHEN I AM SAYING THEM



#16

libelous_slander posted:

id join the gbs rhizzone crew

you've been in it thewholetime

#17

drwhat posted:

dipshit420 posted:

id join the gbs rhizzone crew

you've been in it thewholetime

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#18
which one of you is Captain_Maclaine
#19
getfiscal this should be ur new av: