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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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No, it's not the cool clothes or the 15% off at Häagen-Dazs. It's not even the ability to screen marketing phonecalls due to them not knowing my new legal name.

What I love most about being trans is that I get to say the word, "Tranny". God-DAMN is it fucking fun! Tranny Tranny Tranny Tranny mothertrannyfucking . Dear sweet LORD in Heaven I can ne'er remember the last time I had this much fun! It comes as no surprise I assume that speaking "Tranny" aloud fills one with a giddy glee that is indescribable with any words save TRANNY-TRANNY-TRANNY-TRANNY-tranny-TRANNY-TRANNY-TRANNY-TRANNY. The second-best part of my day is cuming. The first? "Tranny". I can and have spent entire days doing naught but saying Tranny because to do so makes me so happy I could shit. Despite how fulfilling being able to say Tranny has made my life, it pales to compare the my life's true joy: The fact that I get to say Tranny...


...and, well, you Don't.


I'm looking around these forums, and I see some reeeeeeeal familiar language in a lot of posts. Too familiar. I recognize it because it's mine. Tranny is my word. It belongs to me and other Trannies, and we have a time-share arrangement with auto-mechanics.

Don't get me wrong: I -Get- it. Saying Tranny is orgasm-inducingly fun. Saying Tranny is like cumming in your own ears and using the sticky semen to affix flower petals therein. There's probably only a single word that is more fun to say than Tranny, but I won't say what it is. I know better than to use it because I'm not a Kike.

So, yeah, Tranny's The Shit. This we have well established. For the love of Tranny, though if you Tranny around saying Tranny if you are not yourself a Tranny you're liable to Tranny the Tranny Tranny, and then shit is SURE to get all Trannyed up. TRANNY!

Think about it. If anyone can just run around shouting, "TRANNY!" like a nig-nog in need of a hand beezy, where's the exclusivity? How are I and my ilk supposed to feel superior to you pleebs? Don't you want me to be able to feel special and unique? You need to check my privilege. Check out my privilege to say Tranny and then feel totes jealous.

Feel jealous and then cry.

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What good does it do me to be able to say Tranny if I don't get to gaze down on all you pathetic Tranny-have-nots with disdain and smug superiority?
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I mean, I don't think you guys have really thought this through, guys.

I think we need to do something about this. I don't imagine it'd be reasonable to expect people who aren't trans to stop with the "Tranny", the Tranny nectar is far too sweet for that. Rather, I propose what I believe to be a more workable solution:

Every time you say, "Tranny" I want you to concentrate really reeeeeealy hard on your genitals and start convincing yourself that you hate them. If you keep at it, maybe you can turn yourself trans. How great would that be?! Tranny stays an exclusive club but you still get to say it! go'on, get cracking. Remind your bits of humiliating events in their past, lose your temper and use ANGRY WORDS with them to hurt their feeling, even go so far as to repeatedly punch yourself in the genitals if you find the need. Sometimes the only way to deal with these things is physical violence.

If you guys could get on ASAT, that would be Tranny-fuckin'-tastic. I'll be around to help if you need advice on how to exceed, but if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cook an omelette or three whilst continuously shouting Tranny Tranny Tranny until I either run out of eggs or pass out from Hypoxia.


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Kurdt
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tl;dr
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Where do you find this stupid shit
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15% off haagen dazs?
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Panopticon are you banned from /pol/? I don't even go there anymore.
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http://sperglord.com/
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bound2hostageXchange posted:

http://sperglord.com/


lmao

bound2hostageXchange posted:

Panopticon are you banned from /pol/? I don't even go there anymore.


yes



but your One Neat Trick works pretty swell

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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Kurdt
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Online
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https://twitter.com/TacoBell/status/228228381072846849
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political car tune
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Panopticon posted:

bound2hostageXchange posted:

http://sperglord.com/

lmao

bound2hostageXchange posted:

Panopticon are you banned from /pol/? I don't even go there anymore.


yes



but your One Neat Trick works pretty swell