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Just think about it.

Humanity would live in an agrarian utopia where resource use was carefully managed rather than wasted on consumerism.

Everyone would be an Aryan Superman due to selective breeding and eugenics.

We would be exploring space and establishing moon bases (srs).

Hitler was a strong environmentalist. Global warming would be halted by a centralized global response rather than indecisive, uncoordinated democratic attempts at reducing emissions.

Hess would succeed Hitler, resulting in state enforced homosexuality.

The fact that Hitler lost the war pretty much doomed civilization.

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Tabloids would publish scandalous photos of Prince Harry attending a party dressed as Winston Churchill.
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http://www.whale.to/b/rohm_h.html

Hitler’s beloved Storm Trooper Chief and founder of the Brown Shirts, the authors note, had a “taste for young boys." Almost as close to Hitler as Rohm was Rudolph Hess, known for his dress-up attire as “‘Black Bertha’” in the gay bars of pre-war Berlin”. In fact, Mein Kampf was dedicated to Hess while Hitler was in prison. The Pink Swastika reports that Hitler was given power by a homosexual gang, a gang says Dr. Carroll Quigley, President bill Clinton’s college teacher and mentor, that subverted Germany’s free elections by underhanded and brutal strategies.
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In 1945 a Jewish historian by the name of Samuel Igra published Germany's National Vice, which called homosexuality the "poisoned stream" that ran through the heart of Nazism. (In the 1920s and 30s, homosexuality was known as "the German vice" across Europe because of the debaucheries of the Weimar period.) Igra, who escaped Germany in 1939, claims that Hitler "had been a male prostitute in Vienna at the time of his sojourn there, from 1907 to 1912, and that he practiced the same calling in Munich from 1912 to 1914" (Igra:67). Desmond Seward, in Napoleon and Hitler, says Hitler is listed as a homosexual in Viennese police records The Pink Swastika by Scott Lively and Kevin Abrams.
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Indeed, homosexuality was all that qualified many of these men for their positions in the SA. Heinrich Himmler would later complain of this: "Does it not constitute a danger to the Nazi movement if it can be said that Nazi leaders are chosen for sexual reasons?" (Gallo:57). Himmler was not so much opposed to homosexuality itself as to the fact that non- qualified people were given high rank based on their homosexual relations with Roehm and others. For example, SA Obergruppenfuhrer (Lieutenant General) Karl Ernst, a militant homosexual, had been a hotel doorman and a waiter before joining the SA. "Karl Ernst is not yet 35," writes Gallo, "he commands 250,000 men...he is simply a sadist, a common thug, transformed into a responsible official" (ibid.:50f). The Pink Swastika by Scott Lively and Kevin Abrams.
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Did anybody else ever think "Himmler" was just a nickname for Hitler? Lol. Only 90s kids will get this
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Thumbs up if you recognize the names of Nazi leadership from Downfall parodies.
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Plus, aborting disadvantaged minorities would be completely legal and subsidized. Liberals will never admit it, but a Nazi victory in WWII would be the best possible outcome for progressivism.
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It's really interesting how the whole eugenics movement worked out. Before WWII there was a pretty decent eugenics movement warning people that society would go to shit if things kept on as they were. After WWII the libtards took over, most eugenics positions were associated with racism and became total taboo. But the eugenic position on Third World and minority birth control came out of it intact. In fact, abortion is now a "women's right" and politically incorrect to oppose.

Jewry works in mysterious ways.
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I wonder, how much would federal welfare spending as percent of GDP fall if liberals reduced their use of the word "racist" by 50%? What is the empirical correlation there?
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I would prefer to rebrand eugenics as evidence-based reproductive science. Disability advocates getting away with saying some of the stupidest shit you can imagine, and not even the ADL is as quick to draw nazi comparisons if you dare question them.
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We def. have to make sure that disability entitles one to free abortions and Planned Parenthood pens.
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Jools thinks that people with down syndrome should be allowed to attend and graduate university with a learning assistant doing their academic work for them.
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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I'm like 90% sure you've already made this thread op, but like for real
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Coming to a neighborhood near you!