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babyhueypnewton posted:

wow those crazy savages! not like the British castrated Mau Mau fighters and civilians in Kenya, the belgians harvested millions of ears and hands in Congo, and every single european imperialist power committed racist, sexualized voilence against african men and women for hundreds of years. nope its those dumb monkeys lol *high five*



damn this impression of someone who's retarded is pitch perfect, high five returned

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nuMbA B1tcH
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the nipponese are nonsexhavers so my opinion on the matter is irrevelant
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I'm a white guy here to appropriate their culture and I'm very lonely
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has anyone realized yet that their prime minister's name is shinzo abraham lincoln?
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sad story though, i have a feeling my life will turn out the same way, oh well. Y0LO county
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acephalousuniverse posted:

SariBari posted:

Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off because it's surplus to requirements then CYCLES to hospital for treatment (but forgets to take severed organ with him)

Once googling for something unrelated I came across this weird medical study about guys who try to commit suicide by cutting their dick off and are just totally baffled when it doesn't kill them instantly, I guess this is a semi-common thing



theyre confusing a Prince Albert with a Prince Rupert (no one will get this joke)

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do goons who go to japan to find their perfect virginal waifu ever actually get laid then. this is a very important question & i need to know the answer for, uh, non-personal reasons
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goons never actually get laid at all
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Maybe it's just because Japan's a society where the rigid modes of capitalism basically devour the young to meet the immediate shortsighted needs of the rich and the very idea of having a baby in that economy and current environment is absolutely insane. The same thing is suppose to eventually happen to the U.S. or something because of it's many similarities to our system only not being nearly as much of a cluster fuck or in as much debt or something. Feel free to correct me people I'm misinformed and dumb as hell.

The point I'm trying to make is that I can't wait until taking your pillow-wife out in public is accepted and normal.



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deadken posted:

do goons who go to japan to find their perfect virginal waifu ever actually get laid then. this is a very important question & i need to know the answer for, uh, non-personal reasons


US Army goon I know who is based in Japan gets laid a lot.

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sure you do
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tsinava posted:




a shameful ass dude that cant drink faster than a pillow

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nuMbA B1tcH
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Merzbow posted:

deadken posted:

do goons who go to japan to find their perfect virginal waifu ever actually get laid then. this is a very important question & i need to know the answer for, uh, non-personal reasons

US Army goon I know who is based in Japan gets laid a lot.



does he have any pussy eating tips?

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tsinava posted:

Maybe it's just because Japan's a society where the rigid modes of capitalism basically devour the young to meet the immediate shortsighted needs of the rich and the very idea of having a baby in that economy and current environment is absolutely insane. The same thing is suppose to eventually happen to the U.S. or something because of it's many similarities to our system only not being nearly as much of a cluster fuck or in as much debt or something. Feel free to correct me people I'm misinformed and dumb as hell.

The point I'm trying to make is that I can't wait until taking your pillow-wife out in public is accepted and normal.





Well unless you own a farm children make very little economically anywhere.

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acephalousuniverse posted:

Once googling for something unrelated I came across this weird medical study about guys who try to commit suicide by cutting their dick off and are just totally baffled when it doesn't kill them instantly, I guess this is a semi-common thing



two good friends in d.c. are doctors, one is an emergency room physician. like everywhere else in godforsaken amreeka, they have a regular list of mentally ill folks who come in because they have no treatment and live outside. one day a regular came in and kept saying he had a headache and that his head hurt real bad. he looked like shit so they made him take off his numerous layers of street person clothing and found he had tried to cut his dick off a few hours before. they weren't able to save the dick.

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i hope they at least gave it a proper burial
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SaintJust posted:

Merzbow posted:

deadken posted:

do goons who go to japan to find their perfect virginal waifu ever actually get laid then. this is a very important question & i need to know the answer for, uh, non-personal reasons

US Army goon I know who is based in Japan gets laid a lot.

does he have any pussy eating tips?



1) Don't act like a creep
2) Don't act like a creep
3) Don't act like a creep
4) Pretend you are normal

Four best tips.

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SariBari posted:

acephalousuniverse posted:


two good friends in d.c. are doctors, one is an emergency room physician. like everywhere else in godforsaken amreeka, they have a regular list of mentally ill folks who come in because they have no treatment and live outside. one day a regular came in and kept saying he had a headache and that his head hurt real bad. he looked like shit so they made him take off his numerous layers of street person clothing and found he had tried to cut his dick off a few hours before. they weren't able to save the dick.



"Beautiful as the congenital malformation of man's sexual organs, consisting of the relative brevity of the urethral canal and the division or absence of its lower wall so that this canal opens at a variable distance from the gland and below the penis." - Lautreamont

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libelous_slander posted:


This is him in the grad school thread.


Hi I'm Grover. I like to get into professions and hobbies and delude myself into being a position where I can advise and insult people who are actually more skilled/experienced at the subject at hand than I am.
I do this all the time with everything.
Why does everyone hate me?

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DildoMalone posted:

goons never actually get laid at all




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he is literally just-world fallacy.
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original and best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKxGN8UhpVo
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HenryKrinkle posted:

French dude in sunglasses opens up his trench coat revealing an assortment of illegal West African dicks that he just got from his witch wholesaler.



http://www.psmag.com/magazines/march-april-2013/genital-theft-africa-central-african-republic-53341/

But the real money was to be made in Europe. One man who had spent some time living in Cameroon said he had heard of a woman there who was nabbed by airport security while trying to smuggle several penises to the Continent inside a baguette.

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deadken posted:

do goons who go to japan to find their perfect virginal waifu ever actually get laid then. this is a very important question & i need to know the answer for, uh, non-personal reasons


My cousin nabbed one and now they live in Bakersfield. He's participated in Yu Gi Oh tournaments.

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MadMedico posted:

HenryKrinkle posted:

French dude in sunglasses opens up his trench coat revealing an assortment of illegal West African dicks that he just got from his witch wholesaler.

http://www.psmag.com/magazines/march-april-2013/genital-theft-africa-central-african-republic-53341/

But the real money was to be made in Europe. One man who had spent some time living in Cameroon said he had heard of a woman there who was nabbed by airport security while trying to smuggle several penises to the Continent inside a baguette.



HAHA STUPID ASS AFRICANS, FUNNY. GOOD SHIT

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I 'ont care who yarr, 'at right der's funny. Peener in a baggit. I 'ont care who yarr
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don't these japanese men realize that if you get a wife you can sit on the couch forever while your wife endlessly brings you those big pizza sized cookies papa john's has
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Crow posted:

MadMedico posted:

HenryKrinkle posted:

French dude in sunglasses opens up his trench coat revealing an assortment of illegal West African dicks that he just got from his witch wholesaler.

http://www.psmag.com/magazines/march-april-2013/genital-theft-africa-central-african-republic-53341/

But the real money was to be made in Europe. One man who had spent some time living in Cameroon said he had heard of a woman there who was nabbed by airport security while trying to smuggle several penises to the Continent inside a baguette.



HAHA STUPID ASS AFRICANS, FUNNY. GOOD SHIT


http://www.blogto.com/arts/2013/10/this_is_what_a_lesbian_haunted_house_looks_like/

Now we know where they go

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swirlsofhistory posted:

Crow posted:

MadMedico posted:

HenryKrinkle posted:

French dude in sunglasses opens up his trench coat revealing an assortment of illegal West African dicks that he just got from his witch wholesaler.

http://www.psmag.com/magazines/march-april-2013/genital-theft-africa-central-african-republic-53341/

But the real money was to be made in Europe. One man who had spent some time living in Cameroon said he had heard of a woman there who was nabbed by airport security while trying to smuggle several penises to the Continent inside a baguette.



HAHA STUPID ASS AFRICANS, FUNNY. GOOD SHIT


http://www.blogto.com/arts/2013/10/this_is_what_a_lesbian_haunted_house_looks_like/

Now we know where they go


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SariBari posted:

they weren't able to save the dick.



catchpherase

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meet me in st louis
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DildoMalone posted:

goons never actually get laid at all


an embarrassing detail about my life, it was a goon gf who eventually convinced me to join so i can contribute to mspaint and photoshop contests

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I make work that centres around queerness and bodies
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