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post 'em if you got 'em.

i just came up with this one and its bad.
Maybe information is actually real and explains consciousness, or the emergence of consciousness brings information into being, and then scientists see it everywhere because the act of observation is a projection of consciousness and creative of information????

also

viruses that are too successful kill their hosts. humans are currently too successful.
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inspired by this guy, although he accepts his theory and it could totally be true he certainly was reluctant to publish it.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/13/science/13gravity.html?pagewanted=all
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puget's sounds
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the secret to really good eggs is just to use a shitload of butter
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The_Schliski posted:

the secret to really good eggs is just to use a shitload of butter



ouch, yeah, this is a very important and tempting theory. Yet, think of it this way: when you fry those runny eggs and plonk them down on some toast, break the yolk and taste it. The deliciousness of the warm goo is distinct from the flavour of the butter, especially when you consider the tomato sauce on top. Proof positive that while butter might enhance the flavour of a good breakfast, it isn't responsible for its greatness. Still, runny eggs are one of the greatest foodstuffs imaginable, and butter doesn't hurt; for my part I cook the eggs in a spot of olive oil.

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im gay
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The_Schliski posted:

the secret to really good eggs is just to use a shitload of butter



Mkay noob, you meant milk

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americans who put fruit on the same plate as their eggs are committing sin. You hear me? Only an American is evil enough to put grapes and cantaloupe next to a warm egg
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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teh Holohoakes
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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tpaine Lives
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meet me in st louis
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op those are really stupid/crazy.
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i definitely think elites are more into weird occult shit than the average liberal would ever suspect, and sometimes i wonder if full-blown "Jay-Z is illuminati" shit is more true than not
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Jay-z hopes to dispel rumors of Illuminati influence on his discography with his upcoming album "Huge Pyramid with an Eye on the Top," featuring the title track "33 degrees (to Cocaine Bakon)
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Poronto
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the reason no landlords seem to want to rent to me is because im not white and not because i have no landlord references since 2005 since my rent history since then runs dorms -> with parents -> in house parents bought and rented out to other fags -> in japan -> with wife's parents -> in apartment with wife's name on lease -> in other apartment with wife's name on lease
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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Hey grumblefish, that contrived riffing on crappy english breakfast foods is actually a pretty good douglas adams
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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Yanks might be surprised to learn the secret to a proper bikkie is not more butter, or more sugar, but a sprinkle of piss across the baking pan, which is in the sink, where you are pissing, out of fear of trying for the loo on the other side of the estate, which you soiled yourself attempting the night before
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What if the matrix was about pizza
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i eat pizza almost every day because i deliver them for a living. still not tired of it.
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if you call that living! woof!
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isnt it weird how all those vouyeristic rape stories from aasia/africa appear side by side with false college rape scandel and are in fact posted by essentailly the same. ugly, people
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Lykourgos posted:

americans who put fruit on the same plate as their eggs are committing sin. You hear me? Only an American is evil enough to put grapes and cantaloupe next to a warm egg



what about tomato slices?

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peepaw posted:

Lykourgos posted:
americans who put fruit on the same plate as their eggs are committing sin. You hear me? Only an American is evil enough to put grapes and cantaloupe next to a warm egg


what about tomato slices?



just like pizza

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NoFreeWill posted:

post 'em if you got 'em.


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rosewierds dudepocalypse fantasy is ideologically correct because somatic cells are in all their toil only serving the interests of germ line reproduction (and the reproduction of the conditions in which germ line cells can reproduce). clearly we must look to alternate modes of reproduction because what hope is there for a dictatorship of the proletariat when our own bodies are plutocracy made manifest
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caprimulgus posted:

rosewierds dudepocalypse fantasy is ideologically correct because somatic cells are in all their toil only serving the interests of germ line reproduction (and the reproduction of the conditions in which germ line cells can reproduce). clearly we must look to alternate modes of reproduction because what hope is there for a dictatorship of the proletariat when our own bodies are plutocracy made manifest



Just like pizza

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What if pizza is real?
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a stupid crazy theory i dont believe is that there is an everchanging number of universes that's constantly approaching infinity. these universes are tied together based on the comparisons and contrasts of their parameters. energy exchanges occur between these universes based on certain circumstances.

my spiritual energy is somehow attuned to the pizza universe.

Steven Universe premieres on cartoon network on november 4 and you should watch it
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Wittgenstein killed himself like the majority of his brothers and his father ghost wrote the tractus.
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UNUSUALY COOL
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nofreewill have you yet been graduated from college
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the new president of georgia went to udc lol. dunno why that is stupid/crazy, just funny i gues
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I think that JFK was shot in the head because of that giant speech he made about the privatized banking system and the Federal Reserve and that the U.S. government was responsible for 9/11 and that the Jews are hogging the Holocaust.
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1488 comes out as "the white house" in Talmudic numerology. Something to think about.
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gwap posted:

the new president of georgia went to udc lol. dunno why that is stupid/crazy, just funny i gues


dont worry, he also went to georgetown and columbia so he's qualified to exploit the citizens of a small-to-medium sized country

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Tokyo, Japan
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America didn't nuked Japan. Really it was the Japanese government as a way to surrender to America without seeming weak.

I do not believe this, its very crazy theory.
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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i believe that there should be a prohibition on alcohol in the usa
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Maybe Martin Amis isn't actually the greatest novelist ever.

... Nah..
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daddyholes posted:

nofreewill have you yet been graduated from college


lol. im children

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obama = yakub
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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The JFK """assassination""" was actually a suicide
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