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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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hi
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HenryKrinkle posted:

http://i.imgur.com/ScisQ0w.png


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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Online
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mods rename DildoMalone to The Golf Defener
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meet me in st louis
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postposting posted:



i have a cousin in iran who posts farsi rage face shit too often.

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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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everyone on reddit is retarded
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Kurdt
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that is an awesome comic goatstein. thank you.
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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$600 million dollars for the Obamacare website, paid for by are taxes. unbelievable. thats almost $2 per US citizen. for a WEBSITE! thats one whole FIFTH of the registration cost for the SomethingAweful.com webforums! what is happening to this countrey???
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Oh me. I could afford to post this stuff on Ars Technica they'd go ballistic.
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political car tune
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if it weren't for obamacare you totally could
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political car tune
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le teh le to this:
qTPAkRETm7c
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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libelous_slander posted:



Show me Show me show me how you bake that crust
The one that makes me scream with lust
"Im starving off my ass" she cussed
And threw her arms around my bust
"Show me how you cook it
And I promise you I promise that
I'll clean it up for you
I'll clean it up for you"

Cheese up to that crispy edge
Two liter drink and crazy bread
And dreamed of all the different ways I had
Topping combos
"Pizza Hut's too far away" she said
"And you wont ever know its not de-liv-er-y
It is a DiGiorno's"

You
Soft and doughy
You
Tossed and crusty
You
Arranged as bagels
Anchovies from the deepest oceans
Crisping in the oven
And bathing in steam

Hunger forced me into shakes
It must have been baking for days
And moving lips to breathe heat away
I opened up my mouth
And found myself at home at home
Alone above an empty plate
That held the oily grease i hate
I stuffed a piece inside of me

You
Soft and doughy
You
Tossed and crusty
You
Just Like Pizza

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Superabound posted:

libelous_slander posted:

Show me Show me show me how you bake that crust
The one that makes me scream with lust
"Im starving off my ass" she cussed
And threw her arms around my bust
"Show me how you cook it
And I promise you I promise that
I'll clean it up for you
I'll clean it up for you"

Cheese up to that crispy edge
Two liter drink and crazy bread
And dreamed of all the different ways I had
Topping combos
"Pizza Hut's too far away" she said
"And you wont ever know its not de-liv-er-y
It is a DiGiorno's"

You
Soft and doughy
You
Tossed and crusty
You
Arranged as bagels
Anchovies from the deepest oceans
Crisping in the oven
And bathing in steam

Hunger forced me into shakes
It must have been baking for days
And moving lips to breathe heat away
I opened up my mouth
And found myself at home at home
Alone above an empty plate
That held the oily grease i hate
I stuffed a piece inside of me

You
Soft and doughy
You
Tossed and crusty
You
Just Like Pizza

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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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i forgot how much i love derpface
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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le_darpa_face
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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lol
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jiroemon1897



you died, sorry

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Poronto
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:



my wife literally used to do that all the time

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political car tune
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littlegreenpills posted:

my wife literally used to do that all the time


is that past tense because she's dead now

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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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a lie is just a fact that hasn't found its bayonets
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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political car tune
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not only do i not put any effort into obtaining a costume for 21 days, instead wasting the time watching anime (oddly not drawing any costume ideas from shin rokyu) i also will not exert any effort to network and obtain plans for halloween, despite it being literally 20 fucking 13 and there are like 8 mainstream social networking websites internationally, also nearly every fucking bar/restaurant/social business advertises for this holiday, but god forbid I take the 3 steps over from my couch to where i left my laptop after it dropped on the floor, and i cannot in my infinite girth bend over to pick it up to access the solutions that are literally seconds away
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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it rained really bad here on Halloween and im now at the age where 100% of my non-criminal friends' idea of Halloween is trick or treating with their kids while the sun is still up and being in bed by 10:00. still better than last year tho