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Mike Nelson here.
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I'm going as Lena Dunham.
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I'm going as four dogs in a house where everything's covered in shit.
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UNUSUALY COOL
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the "nyc establishment"
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D.C.
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i was a glow in the dark rave skeleton. Spooky! Wassa good political themed costume i can throw together on the cheap for next week
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im taping one of my shitty report cards to my chest. going as "class struggle"
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Squalid posted:

i was a glow in the dark rave skeleton. Spooky! Wassa good political themed costume i can throw together on the cheap for next week



sexy mao

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im gonna tell people im going as "full communism" and ill be there soon, then theyre all gonna be waiting anxiously to see my costum but ill never actually arrive
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every year i fight through the crowds trying to find a nice woman wearing an airplane costume. im dressed as one of the twin towers. i just know some day ill find her. ill be standing by the bar and she'll distractedly walk right into me like it was meant to be. when we collide ill make an explosion sound, she'll giggle, and then i'll say: "do you think it's suspicious that im 0% jewish?"

anyway so that thought inspired me to google and i found this
http://www.cleveredfool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/9-11-airplane-towers-controversial-halloween-costume.jpg

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that costumes hella bad, and gay. how are the buildings supposed to drink with their little stubby arms.
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Missed Connections

Halloween Party, Nightmare on M Street

You: Cute girl in the Amelia Earheart costume with the flight goggles and a little cardboard biplane strapped around your waist, complete with a Big Wheels hubcap used as a propeller. Creative!

Me: Guy dressed as the South Tower who jumped in front of you a few times before you and your friends had to hurry out. If you're sitting at home now and the joke just "hit you," please get in touch.
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i'm the guy jumping out of the window 1,000 feet up
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meet me in st louis
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i normally go as a 'terrorist' wearing a US army uniform C. 1970 or OB/GYN researcher because i have my old ID from when i did just that.

a girlfriend got me a pretty sweet tailored shirt from burkina faso. i'll just use halloween as an excuse to wear that and do blackface at a local frat party
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meet me in st louis
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i was in HS and ended up running database searches, some lab work, data entry, making webpages, and getting called doctor by random strangers because i had a beard. nothing exciting.
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ron paul?
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I would say I would go wearing nothing but a diaper but that's pretty much every day so I don't think it counts.
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Zombie Tpaine
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guidoanselmi posted:

a girlfriend got me a pretty sweet tailored shirt from burkina faso. i'll just use halloween as an excuse to wear that and do blackface at a local frat party



go as haji firooz and explain that it's heritage, not hate

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penitent
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Mike Nelson here.
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deadken posted:

maybe this guy could work in some jokes about ron paul and really be cutting edge.

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mt.real
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i laughed, but then, i'm a terrible person, as established
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ilmdge posted:

im gonna tell people im going as "full communism" and ill be there soon, then theyre all gonna be waiting anxiously to see my costum but ill never actually arrive


i never knew waiting for godot was a metaphor for communism

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gastarbeiter posted:

guidoanselmi posted:

a girlfriend got me a pretty sweet tailored shirt from burkina faso. i'll just use halloween as an excuse to wear that and do blackface at a local frat party



go as haji firooz and explain that it's heritage, not hate



whoa not a bad idea m8

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guidoanselmi posted:

i normally go as a 'terrorist' wearing a US army uniform C. 1970 or OB/GYN researcher because i have my old ID from when i did just that.

a girlfriend got me a pretty sweet tailored shirt from burkina faso. i'll just use halloween as an excuse to wear that and do blackface at a local frat party

like a dashiki or what

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yeah. i havent looked at it since i got it so i forgot the print, but it was pretty unique/over-the-top even by burkinabe standards.

she got a few western shirts tailored in some other fabrics which i'll probably wear out.
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1992 guy

i grew my hair out and shaved the sides, got some oakley blades, jorts, black reebok high tops, that metallica shirt where their arms are crossed like skull & crossbones, and a raiders hat
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UNUSUALY COOL
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c_man posted:



this guy deserved everything he got, what a terrible movie

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peepaw posted:

1992 guy

i grew my hair out and shaved the sides, got some oakley blades, jorts, black reebok high tops, that metallica shirt where their arms are crossed like skull & crossbones, and a raiders hat



funny how that also works as a 2002 nu-metal guy, and a 2012 dubstep superstar guy. turns out time is cyclical after all

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tng goldshirt
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deadken posted:


transfat people are the most margarinelized people

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Tokyo, Japan
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UNUSUALY COOL
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Crow posted:



whos that artist Crow

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it's a crow original, available exclusively at www . rhizzone . net

https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZiuu4ou30DzoYHCz-beLMeLdUF54hhnKnMfPL1kAYpmjaVnw2Q50c8SfKUG5z48eW2Fqjg3H0v-6TFgHMAVoOjsHUyXX4ceD_126Tn3NPnP029u-FKbXivSTPpS8fYIxZoOY6UbFVpR-B4GtsdiUTeFYrgMOllJNYq2Mk2Eep_11aqPUiFiXUo4TtDz57E2_1PwD_1Gq8G7dlGDLvqqw00u-tHVJj5ToVn1CtFA_1GgIy5cOla0HTnBeN6XBNInPkRGrvo60J97NWzVK3a4G98avSP_1qkP6FazcD61IeX4a5VOTlUnAKhwjMbCT8UZ_1jtyWFcY_17WgzU_1IbU2Ni4Sw4MZ8ZTz7W2KgzAApZowut3YiDNghvMaHWaObRxYJ3k0ONDcCxZ19J601ewCZlNKE1W_1P4Mwk57WEfhoJi29X1DVpzr0A6IEkYaO0iyNHuwOlxbUi0zz8EUEdHjItioDKPgaQrE2cAS2Wx4jA6FabkP9WvyG80vZ72JK-J46wbVqUVo3aWA28majKRPqh8Wm9WUM1jE-qAteFONo1_1f3VT10FdpaznmIeo5ssVj6N9XNZ1sVgoL6QXVQFIwAeGbMOXNoMErXZjbEzeOePh0ues0J4WQ1osI01InLx7kWutsBx-SbCd_1hp3zolnlXMTb6gT-XDaCmneG9pv-WNABWp7C7BJbAhPEtMW19Zo4mbyOJuuzd52eknOGV38APV46zS0WE4bjdYt-uUn-qObeofwYrefg1rqFp7dOjVtFafQncG-G7uddYczEAAw7F_1_1AjcpOQP4nSoytx6nn2onFircd8JBUdH8UT-KBuBZ1CJ3FpzxSe0ysOuhswVqhg5Ij9RYsjZ82N36VTKPkVjunwPcBWl8tFcalY2gaJGiNyMotYFoTDfVuL3lnh_1qZyPRRqsU5zjYvTb4jVtgJ68waL7KvFx-GXIoYUPCeKldUHuu9nbFchGFGqEY-t7lwyXlr4D6QU_1EWoKUfc9q-4Kh6O2zr_12s3ThVsIfEh2NHJE66I5NrV0nehDV524fpSay0TKVLjqP-YVstg3DVbe3DEpR0ZsfBT0c_1P2PRaQ5d70n1w_1QTjUgq_1k_1xuVt5kC-Oza0YtMUAMZo9aomPZmw0L8GY05XILbEN5BvvvEmt8PJ8AMEQrTWOMl3VeZrT6BoOdWoG66zEGLoCb4QNP4YHz1k445-BlqKj_17yDrowp9YUJXOVsh48e3MPu_1UEwB5gtNeserZ21k1R3bZwGGRaTEG6Cuc9TY4xZoiDZ1vvWAO0kzDhVf7GaUYLwD1lEamzFoZXnfHjLClzEfBAdGoiNVMOImmCWUuvbLRU2I
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Superabound posted:

peepaw posted:

1992 guy

i grew my hair out and shaved the sides, got some oakley blades, jorts, black reebok high tops, that metallica shirt where their arms are crossed like skull & crossbones, and a raiders hat

funny how that also works as a 2002 nu-metal guy, and a 2012 dubstep superstar guy. turns out time is cyclical after all



i got some sweet jnco pipes for my 2002 nu-metal guy getup for next year's 'ween

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