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SMOOTH PUFFIN ZIGZAGS
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GETTIN LOOSE ON THAT GOOSECOURTESY OF MY EMPLOYER

TAKE THAT CAPITALIST SWINE








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SMOOTH PUFFIN ZIGZAGS
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ALSO Hey Dudes sup
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how irresponsible.
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uh huh
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wuts good best friend / best poster
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You should immediately repent
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FREE SHIT COURTESY OF CAPITAL AW YEAHHHH TRASHBEAR 2013

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enayeneh posted:

The maintenance and reproduction of the working-class is, and must ever be, a necessary condition to the reproduction of capital

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whats your job and whats your drink, comrade
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jiggago
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the heart of a champion
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meet me in st louis
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wow taunt laser jew more you asshole, op
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objekt-a.tumblr.com
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Pray.
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political car tune
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alcohol is haraam
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meet me in st louis
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libelous_slander posted:

alcohol is haraam


oh yea i was supposd to post that

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Online
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:ninja:
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how is Petey?
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drink fortified wines only
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VoxNihili posted:

whats your job and whats your drink, comrade


job??

i work in a somewhat spider infested luxury closet sized concession stand type thing @ the halfway point on a (the) country club golf course, referred to as The Halfway House. i sell sandwiches, hot dogs, snacks, sodas, beer, mixed drinks, etc. it is prob one of the best jobs there is here. get paid more to sit on my ass for 8 hours a day 6 days a week than i do to break my back working banquets at the clubhouse

last day is sunday then i get pushed off the gravy train. and those motherfuckers told me not to come in yesterday n today b/c its raining!! motherfuckers!!

drink??
i was gettin loose on that goose!! i prefer buffalo trace @ home tho but if i am gonna get wasted courtesy of The Club i am going to class that shit up

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blinkandwheeze posted:

wuts good best friend / best poster


why hello there best friend / best poster!! errythin is p good, just doin it big, stackin cash n splittin wigs jk bout that tho i do not condone violence

how u cus??

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SariBari posted:

how is Petey?



petey is pretty farkin great!

when me and my man got him he couldn't even manage getting up one step, and now he is somehow able to run up and down the stairs. it is pretty amazing, no lie. he just started doing it one day out of nowhere, and has created a clever lil system of delicately maneuvering his way up the steps it is so fucking cute

we take him on little walks halfway up n down the block and he gets so excited that he just runs the whole way, "leaping" over the 2" hurdle where the squares of sidewalk were unevenly laid down, and pooping on various neighbors lawns b/c he wont go in ours and i do not pick that shit up and am a bad neighbor

u??/

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you should tie him up and poke him with a hockey stick until he submits to you as his alpha, try not to drink too much liquor beforehand, you wino, cause if you poke him too hard it'll scare him, you have to do it just enough so he knows. just tie him so he is hanging at least 5 feet off the ground and pretend he's a bee in the pool and your hockey stick is the pool net. if he makes a noise, you should make twice as much noise, i recommend cap guns for this purpose. just make sure you're appearing as a firm masculine man, a big male tough guy with your knee on his fucking face if he ever steps the fuck out of line, that's what a dog needs to keep from literally doing anything it wants, like peeing in your food, bad improv, spirit quests, jury duty, pyrokinesis, anything silly and random because dogs are like that. a firm prod to his swinging face will curb his imagination and install you as his demonic overlord.
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political car tune
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that doesn't sound like the most well-intentioned advice...
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jiggago
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heed his advice i didnt do any of that and my dog grew up to be a basketball legend
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"Petey" Peterson
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damn, you have (soon to be had?) my dream job. i hope you were taking advantage of it by mildly poisoning the bourgeois assholes who buy overpriced drinks and food from you, just enough to make them sterile, not kill them
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like just about every member @ da club has had all the children they intend on haviving good luck securing this kind of Quality Gig with those awful planning skills guy with awful job th@s not mine
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libelous_slander posted:

that doesn't sound like the most well-intentioned advice...

it's either that or literally crying every time your dog barks at you, those are your options

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ilmdge posted:

dipshit420 posted:

that doesn't sound like the most well-intentioned advice...

it's either that or literally crying every time your dog barks at you, those are your options


HXrjFLOX9j8

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enayeneh posted:

like just about every member @ da club has had all the children they intend on haviving good luck securing this kind of Quality Gig with those awful planning skills guy with awful job th@s not mine


I hope you've organized the workers, at least? you haven't? *frantically shuffles the papers on my desk*

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whateve,r you havent even graduated to beer cart operator, the ne plus ultra of country club jobs