#561
Mike Nelson here.
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

one thing i always enjoy is people with Jesus-like, totally magnanimous forgiveness of Troops. 'sure, he went off to become voluntarily complicit in the murder of millions of nonwhites, but hey he's probably got some kind of false consciousness or is not from a rich family.' how weird that this line only appears to come about when we're defending troops. it would be funny to interminably fart it out whenever some SJ person is upset that somebody called somebody else a fag on the internet.

you should forgive everyone.

#562
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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politics in this country is so fucking inane. go read the D&D shutdown thread, its just pages of dudes going "holy shit did you see harry reid just PWN the rethugliacans on twitter" and it's a g-rated put-down you'd see in any televised debate. look at this shit



and there's a page of dudes who probably fancy themselves informed serious thinkers going OH HOLKY F*CK over it. guy from party X says guys from party Y have acted foolish and if you dont stroke your turgid meat over it to point out that party X guy is a pro-life pro-business conservative mormon who's been dogshit on almost every vote in the last 15 years then you'll end up on evilweasel's Suppressive Persons excel shitlist
#563
Mike Nelson here.
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your country has a flying robot death complex and you're bored of politics? ungrateful.
#564
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*throws shattered remains of a drone at goatstein* are you not entertained?
#565
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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getfiscal posted:

you should forgive everyone.



"Forgiveness is Mine" --God

#566
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Agnus_Dei posted:

This religion...took over the Roman empire



other way, around

#567
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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"Hmmm, i wonder why this gold-hoarding, child-raping, cultural imperialism-spreading Church exactly mimics the hierarchical government structure and pagan traditions of the Ancient Roman Empire, and not the ascetic revolutionary socialism and fellowship of Our Lord Jesus Christ" lol
#568
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Jesus was the Antichrist.
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#571
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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if tattooes werent forbidden by scripture id get The Empire Never Ended across the edge of my forearm
#572
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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i have an idea for a motivational book for anti-semites. its called Snatching Victory From the Jews of Defeat
#573
Mike Nelson here.
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not bad, goat. not bad at all.
#574
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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getfiscal posted:

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

one thing i always enjoy is people with Jesus-like, totally magnanimous forgiveness of Troops. 'sure, he went off to become voluntarily complicit in the murder of millions of nonwhites, but hey he's probably got some kind of false consciousness or is not from a rich family.' how weird that this line only appears to come about when we're defending troops. it would be funny to interminably fart it out whenever some SJ person is upset that somebody called somebody else a fag on the internet.

you should forgive everyone.



just a few minutes ago i was reading a bunch of dudes apologizing for the nazi military because they were just doing their jobs and fighting for their country. if you want Troop apologism taken to its most rational conclusion, there you go

#575
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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jools has ifapped my alt for criticizing white people, and in so doing called me a (TRIGGER WARNING TEXT SELECT TO READ) "fag." interestingly the hex color tag for white is ffffff. heh, appropriate, because that is what jools is, and it is the sound i make in real life when i think about his racism and massive homophobia
#576
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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#577
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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ppl shouldnt get bogged down in these questions about whether or not most modern-day jews' ancestors were actually from israel, imo. i agree that it is funny that they have only slightly more scientific backing for their claims than the mormons but the study in the mainforum could be wrong and then you'd look like fools and undercut your own argument. more centrally though is the point that it's fucking irrelevant if some of their ancestors lived in israel 2000 years ago. 2000 years ago my ancestors lived in what are modern-day italy, france, scandinavia and albion but that doesn't give me the right for me and a bunch of my buddies to show up in any of those countries and set up shop via military force. i bet imperial japan would be kicking themselves if they knew that people would buy that line. "we deserve to own china! our ancestors lived there 2000 years ago!"
#578
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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imagine the imperial europeans getting wind of that argument. oh man. the average european's ancestors lived in arabia 40,000 years ago, africa 150,000 years ago. plus a magic man in the sky who we dont even believe in promised us it. genius
#579
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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i enjoy that the internet left has turned on tim wise for the ideological crimes of liking boobs and criticizing the cultist irrelevance of the internet left.
#580
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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You definitely pass.
#581
Mike Nelson here.
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transbieberism is real and i'm sick of your gross attacks on it
#582
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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what if i told you that the by far the most popular program on cable television was the story of a group of people living in a marketless society under primitive communism who distribute resources from each according to ability and to each according to need, usually make all significant decisions via universal democratic debate, and transition to and from nomadic hunter-gathering to collective farming based on circumstances? don't believe me? hint: it has zombies
#583
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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the media has been eradicated, all power flows from the barrel of a gun, Feminism's supplanted by a gender meritocracy centered around purely Patriarchal Spartan values, the only jewish is a busybody pacifist cripple that no one listens to, and the two most popular characters are Sig-rocking white supremacists.
#584
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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"The history of all hitherto existing zombie cinema is the history of class struggles." --Carl 'Grimes' Marx
#585
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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heres literally the LFest parody song idea: "Friction Alone" (to the tune of "Kiss From a Rose")
#586
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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one of the SA mods just got outed as a convicted pederast. and it wasn't mccaine! haha.
#587
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is it star trek that makes people fuck children or is it the desire to fuck children that drives them to star trek
#588
hi
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http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=1398.0

wow
#589
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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DildoMalone posted:

is it star trek that makes people fuck children or is it the desire to fuck children that drives them to star trek



Dialectics.

#590
Online
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of course, the biggest star trek fan on SA



http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3531156&pagenumber=133#post420778662

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#591
Online
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im permabanned mod Aatrek. i first started watching Star Trek when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "pedo" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "fuck little girls" and "i love cumming inside little girl assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really horny, start spotting kids in the corners of the streets etc, basically prodromal paedophilia. im now on chemical castration. i always wondered what the kind of "juvenile" style of Star Trek eroticism was all about; i think it's the adult leaking into the child, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of pederasty and molestation symptoms. i would advise all people who "get" Star Trek to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

#592
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Superabound posted:

"Hmmm, i wonder why this gold-hoarding, child-raping, cultural imperialism-spreading Church exactly mimics the hierarchical government structure and pagan traditions of the Ancient Roman Empire, and not the ascetic revolutionary socialism and fellowship of Our Lord Jesus Christ" lol


Gold-hoarding: not Christian.
Child-raping: not Christian.
Cultural imperialism-spreading: slightly Christian.
Exactly mimics the hierarchal government structure and pagan traditions of the Ancient Roman Empire: no.
The ascetic revolutionary socialism and fellowship of (the holy name): no.

#593
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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not Aatrek. hooly shit. i use to post with that guy
#594
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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so wait, this happened in the mid-to-late 90s? so was he already a convicted sex offender when Lowtax hired him, or was he not actually caught and put on trial until over a decade later?


My favorite Aatrek episode is "City on the Edge of A School Zone"


Deep Space 9 Year Old


lol

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#595
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this is what happens when you start handing out the Palme D'or to hardcore NC-17 pedophile rape fantasies
#596
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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SASS is pretty racist but it fits with the phenomenon i've noticed where those who are the most racist are always Brits

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#597
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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#598
political car tune
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#599
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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and the 99th problem is: *gently sets down oddly tee-shaped gift package labeled "For Dazo, with love"*
#600
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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it sure is cool that we elected obama, a man who has repaired european opinion of us and stopped the days of cowboyism by bush. lmao