#81
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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swampman posted:

Hes ok everybody. just off having his birthday.



Tom Savini doesnt live in florida

#82
UNUSUALY COOL
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*swampman ascends podium to lectern, stock still on flowing land raft of barking smalldog*
#83
sup b*tch
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guys, i'm back from the morgue where i was called in to identify the body. the medical examiner gave a grim cause of death: terminal ass cancer due to complications caused by Fail Aids.
#84
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#85
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wher is tpaine enough is enough
#86
Kurdt
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he went to get some sambuca
#87
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#88
penitent
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tpaine is ok. he has found a girl who also likes bad prog music and drinking every night and endlessly quoting videos from the popular web site youtube. he doesnt have much time to post because he's now spending most of the day combing his hair and fantasising about kissing her and brushing his tooth. he's doing ok
#89
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i was at the bar with Crow tonite and we talked about TpAine briefly and it made me think about how i just wanna come out and say the dude is pretty god damn lame. like tacit knowledge of leftist politics + a bunch of screenshots and reading mad SA posts to get the history on shit. he wrote like 2 books about how mankind is so stupid and got isn't real + other autistic rants which presumes that he is not so stupid to call them out so i'll go with 30 year old bald fat dude who plays a lot of super smash bros in a bath robe

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#90
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he works 60 hour a week, probably at gamestop
#91
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i love my dead prog dad
#92
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

i was at the bar with Crow tonite and we talked about TpAine briefly and it made me think about how i just wanna come out and say the dude is pretty god damn lame. like tacit knowledge of leftist politics + a bunch of screenshots and reading mad SA posts to get the history on shit. he wrote like 2 books about how mankind is so stupid and got isn't real + other autistic rants which presumes that he is not so stupid to call them out so i'll go with 30 year old bald fat dude who plays a lot of super smash bros in a bath robe


http://www.neurology.org/content/46/5/1291.abstract

#93
Online
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shit, remind me never to die, i dont want to see the kind of things zzoners have to sday about me when im gone
#94
bb bourgeoisie
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i have no idea what if anything has actually happened to tpaine but i would like to go on record at this time to state that his posts are great and i'd miss him if he died
#95
jiggago
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smh if you're not immortal
#96
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

i was at the bar with Crow tonite and we talked about TpAine briefly and it made me think about how i just wanna come out and say the dude is pretty god damn lame. like tacit knowledge of leftist politics + a bunch of screenshots and reading mad SA posts to get the history on shit. he wrote like 2 books about how mankind is so stupid and got isn't real + other autistic rants which presumes that he is not so stupid to call them out so i'll go with 30 year old bald fat dude who plays a lot of super smash bros in a bath robe



Who has actually read his book(s?? plural??)..? Question Mark??

#97
Mike Nelson here.
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

i'll go with 30 year old bald fat dude who plays a lot of super smash bros in a bath robe

i'm 32

#98
Online
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nothing wrong with that donald
#99
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

i was at the bar with Crow tonite and we talked about TpAine briefly and it made me think about how i just wanna come out and say the dude is pretty god damn lame. like tacit knowledge of leftist politics + a bunch of screenshots and reading mad SA posts to get the history on shit. he wrote like 2 books about how mankind is so stupid and got isn't real + other autistic rants which presumes that he is not so stupid to call them out so i'll go with 30 year old bald fat dude who plays a lot of super smash bros in a bath robe


We were having sex at the bar when we talked about tpaine (though i was thinking of deadken)

#100
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Makeshift_Swahili posted:

i love my dead prog dad



also someone please contact operatros of our revolutionary zzone press and print 3,000 of these for memorial e-cards. check is in the mail, tia.

#101
Online
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tpaine...dont go into the light tpaine...blur is coming to coachella

#102
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t paine owns
#103
UNUSUALY COOL
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All things have their season, and in their times all things pass under heaven. A time to tpaine, and a time to Crow
#104
UNUSUALY COOL
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still, tpaine's posts are objectively funny and good. Welcome to LF and enjoy your stay.
#105
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

i was at the bar with Crow tonite and we talked about TpAine briefly and it made me think about how i just wanna come out and say the dude is pretty god damn lame. like tacit knowledge of leftist politics + a bunch of screenshots and reading mad SA posts to get the history on shit. he wrote like 2 books about how mankind is so stupid and got isn't real + other autistic rants which presumes that he is not so stupid to call them out so i'll go with 30 year old bald fat dude who plays a lot of super smash bros in a bath robe



#106
Kurdt
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#107
[account deactivated]
#108
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Tpaine is epic, epic for the Ween
#109
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

i was at the bar with Crow tonite and we talked about TpAine briefly and it made me think about how i just wanna come out and say the dude is pretty god damn lame. like tacit knowledge of leftist politics + a bunch of screenshots and reading mad SA posts to get the history on shit. he wrote like 2 books about how mankind is so stupid and got isn't real + other autistic rants which presumes that he is not so stupid to call them out so i'll go with 30 year old bald fat dude who plays a lot of super smash bros in a bath robe


He's probably the coolest person on this website

#110
Tokyo, Japan
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We need to make an alocoholic cocktail and name it after tpaine
#111
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Merzbow posted:

We need to make an alocoholic cocktail and name it after tpaine



#112
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Merzbow posted:

We need to make an alocoholic cocktail and name it after tpaine



a "tpaine" is when you put straight liquor into a glass while sprawled out on a bed or couch watching youtube vids

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#116
corey "of "fail aids" fame"
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tapiene aint dead
#117
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t-pain noooo


WEB of MIMICRY <store@webofmimicry.com>
6:10 AM (27 minutes ago)

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We are very sorry to have to inform you that we discovered manufacturing defects on Folio A. No way will we ship a CD with known errors. Trey flew back to California between gigs in New York and Boston and made the fixes, but unfortunately that delays getting our Folio A orders manufactured and shipped. We now expect to ship shortly before Halloween. Our sincere apologies for the delay, and we truly appreciate your patience!

Pete at WoM



#118
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tpaine stops posting FOREVER. and fuckin wolfgoreshow renames his Religious Paula Deen Apology Experience into Last Wolfgore Video Ever. FUck this. i dont want to live, online

#119
penitent
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so i slept with a girl i met on a night bus going from marble arch at 3.00 in the morning & the whole time i was thinking of dead ken, a name i use on the internet sometimes, and how perfectly these indulgent degenerate actions fit with the caricature of myself i present online. tpaine was a funny poster but he'd probably be really annoying irl. rip
#120
sup b*tch
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dead ken, i regret to inform you that your "real life" personality is actually just a caricature of your online self, hth