swampman posted:

just for the record, in case any of my friends or fambly secretly know about this forum without my consent and are reading it without my consent and following my life via posting, without my knowledge or consent on the matter, i think antisemitism is bad, and jewish people are fine, and its fine to be jewish. thanks

in case any of MY friends or family are reading this forum: its ok, you guys already know how i feel about the jews. i literally wont shut up about it--at home, in public, while youre on the phone with grandmother, or one of my doctors. its pretty much all we talk about. so relax, kick up your feet, and keep reading...youre in for a treat!

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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

babyfinland posted:

having a job and girls in ur life makes u really disinvest from forums fights

implying that this is the first time tom has had a job and 'girls in his life' which is true

has babyfinland finally met his match in the guy who gets the joke? tune in next time

roseweird posted:

does not include an option to specify which parent is jewish, therefore useless. it's really very simple. rabbi aaron moss explains: "If the mother is not Jewish but the father is, his Jewish soul will not be extended to the child. There may be a spark of Jewishness there, but if it was not gestated in a Jewish mother, the child will have to go through conversion for their Jewishness to be activated."

so relentlessly chauvinistic, urgh, makes my skin crawl

roseweird posted:

does not include an option to specify which parent is jewish, therefore useless. it's really very simple. rabbi aaron moss explains: "If the mother is not Jewish but the father is, his Jewish soul will not be extended to the child. There may be a spark of Jewishness there, but if it was not gestated in a Jewish mother, the child will have to go through conversion for their Jewishness to be activated."

hah I was watching a short thing on the KKK a while back and the grand dragon or whatever was concerned about the exact same thing in regards to jewishness.

Makeshift_Swahili posted:

did you know mitochondrial DNA (mDNA) is inherited solely from the mother?

jewish spirit = mDNA
mDNA = madonna

possible illuminati connection? avenue for further investigation...

mitochondria were once an itinerant tribe that struck a deal with the eukaryotic cell that has led to the unshakably central but insular position that they enjoy today

roseweird posted:

yeah it is some really intense orthodox theology that i don't fully understand, but racist fundamentalists have a lot in common with orthodox jews on this topic. religious zionist ideology and american evangelism are basically using the same prophecy workbook, so that orthodox jews see the completion and purification of the state of israel as the precondition for the coming of the messiah, while fundamentalists see the same as the precondition for the second coming of christ and then ... the rapture? or christ rules for 1000 years on earth? then after that, rapture? or something, i forget, the point is, both of them believe if you fill israel with enough Activated Jewish Souls, eventually something really good will happen.

maybe the revitalization of Israel + Rapture/End Times + second coming of Christ was just a metaphor for the inevitability of worldwide communism after all of Global Jewry are successfully gathered in one easily Apocalyptable place

caprimulgus posted:

mitochondria were once an itinerant tribe that struck a deal with the eukaryotic cell that has led to the unshakably central but insular position that they enjoy today

isnt that the plot to the "a wrinkle in time" series of children's books

littlegreenpills posted:

Fuck you, you worthless piece of shit. You adopt Islam out of a combination of disaffection, misogyny, misanthropy, and European guilt, and you act like it's your offense at the world's favoring Israeli over Palestine that makes you a horrible piece of emotionally-flat scum.

Really, though, you'd rather just kill all the Jews and stuff all the women away into slipcovers (hijabs) so you don't have to think about the existence of either until you want to stick your newly-washed-of-whiteness dick in a hot, submissive, oppressed chick. Well, fuck off. I was drugged and raped, but you're probably the kind of shithead who secretly (or not-so-secretly) thinks that only the prettiest of the pretty women get raped, and that among uglier women than that, it's all a big rape fantasy. Starring you, of course.

I have news for you: You call me psychopathic, but your constant need to troll and your desire to join the militant branch of a religion known to most of the world for taking up and using arms for world conquest (fanatic Islamists take the command to "propagate Islam" much the same way the French and English Crusaders took the commandment to get dust on their feet and propagate for the Roman Catholic Church), and your emotional flatness describe the hopelessly empty and shallow shape of rage -- a psychopathic rage that can never be fulfilled. I don't care about answering your questions anymore because, guess what? You're not a real Muslim. Not any more than you were ever a real whatever you were before. Religion takes empathy and sympathy and passion and love of all people no matter how angry you get and no matter what you say about them. You can't even get beyond the fact that rape happens when rapists get the opportunity, not when John Hinckley finally gets Jodie Foster alone in a room after he shoots Ronald Reagan.

You are nobody's end-all and be-all because be-alls must "be," must "exist." Your life, no matter how it appears to the outside world, is a shallow sty-trough. And don't get all pissy with me about mentioning pigs again: I was born into the belief that pigs are unclean. You were not. So pigs and pork can't possibly cause the same visceral body horror in you that they do in me or in a man or woman born into a Jewish or Muslim family.

Just fuck off. You aren't nearly as amusing as you think you are, and if you and you little lieutenants knew what the fuck they were talking about when you flung around diagnoses, you'd recognize the psychopath and the little dependent personality disordered scum-freaks in the mirror.

You're worse than a passionate antisemite, because you can save your boundless energy for action, seeing as how you have no real, inner passions except crossing boundaries for kicks and causing pain everywhere.

littlegreenpills posted:

not when John Hinckley finally gets Jodie Foster alone in a room after he shoots Ronald Reagan.

heh I did always think it was kind of cold of Foster not to at least acknowledge that Hinckley tried to do a pretty good thing for the USA even if it was out of creepy stalker love

getfiscal posted:

how's life going crow. i hope you get a cool job soon.

Im about to get my fifth job at the same time, while, what, you guys arwe refining new ways of self loathing? Idiot bitch? Fuckers? Get back to me when you ready to Fuck with tbe B ig boys. We got big toy dicks. Nuff said.