#1
hot dog!
#2
Yo do you guys know of any fun federal crimes I can commit while the government is shutdown?
#3
imagine how hard china laughs over something like this
#4
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#5
imagine if a snorlax was to just eat obama lol
#6
is there a way 2 play arcanum online i downloaded it a while ago but its p gay singl player. like most gams
#7
lol: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24342521

usa fuckin rulez

As the United States approached a budget crisis that will shut down many federal services and affect more than 700,000 workers, other countries looked on with a mixture of puzzlement and dread.

For most of the world, a government shutdown is very bad news - the result of revolution, invasion or disaster. Even in the middle of its ongoing civil war, the Syrian government has continued to pay its bills and workers' wages.

That leaders of one of the most powerful nations on earth willingly provoked a crisis that suspends public services and decreases economic growth is astonishing to many.

American policymakers "are facing the unthinkable prospect of shutting down the government as they squabble over the inconsequential accomplishment of a 10-week funding extension", Mexico's The News wrote in an editorial.

In the United States, however, government shutdowns - or the threat thereof - have become an accepted negotiating tactic, thanks to the quirks of the American federal system, which allows different branches of government to be controlled by different parties. It was a structure devised by the nation's founders to encourage compromise and deliberation, but lately has had just the opposite effect.

Elsewhere in the world, such shutdowns are practically impossible. The parliamentary system used by most European democracies ensures that the executive and legislature are controlled by the same party or coalition. Conceivably, a parliament could refuse to pass a budget proposed by the prime minister, but such an action would likely trigger a failure of the government and a new election - witness the current situation in the Netherlands, where Prime Minister Mark Rutte's government faced a no-confidence vote at the start of debate over his 2014 budget proposal. And even when there is a gap prior to a new government taking office, national services continue to operate.

In non-parliamentary democracies, such as Brazil, a strong executive branch has the ability to keep the lights on during a budget impasse. Such was the case in the United States as well, until a 1980 Carter administration interpretation of the 1884 Anti-Deficiency Act strictly limited the powers of federal agencies in the absence of congressional funding authorisations.

Now, as the latest shutdown crisis plays out, policymakers in other nations are left to ponder the worldwide impact of the impasse.

"Globalisation … means every country is in it together," writes David Blanchflower in the Independent in the UK. "Americans sneeze and Brits catch the flu."

"Canadians can only pray their economy won't be collateral damage," writes John Ibbitson in Canada's Globe and Mail. "Anything that drags down the American economy drags the Canadian economy down with it."

And this could be another reason why the United States has shutdown crises and other countries don't - because the United States can afford to. At least up until now, the American economy has been able to continue to grind along despite shutdown disruptions that would stagger other nations.

"Constant-shutdown, permanent-emergency governance is so destructive that no other serious country engages in or could tolerate it," James Fallows writes in the Atlantic. "The United States can afford it only because we are - still - so rich, with so much margin for waste and error."

Anything that drags down the American economy drags the Canadian economy down with it” -John Ibbitson
Let's run this shit (western society) into the ground

#8
https://twitter.com/faithlovehope40/status/384921401762672640
#9
do federally-funded art museums still keep guards on duty during the shutdown.
#10
hopefully not so impper can finally carry out his magnum opus
#11
theres a rothko exhibit near me
#12
i say go for it. it's not like art is hard to steal even with guards around, its selling it thats hard.
#13

fape posted:

do federally-funded art museums still keep guards on duty during the shutdown.



yes, they do. security is considered a critical function even during closed days. if you look for photos of the 1995 shutdown you will mainly find pictures of Park Service or other federal cops standing grimly in front of closed sites

e: like so http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2013/09/28/government-shutdown/2885749/

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#14
why the fuck would you want to steal a rothko
#15
because. you touch yourself at night.
#16
are libraries going to close? if so, i'm glad i rented spring breakers yesterday
#17
Lol enjoy that shitty movie. Actually those ladies are very rhizzoner, drinking smoking weed and snorting coke, robbing and shooting up bougies while jamming to britney Spears its britney b8tch. #classtruggle
#18

jools posted:

why the fuck would you want to steal a rothko

its his odler work

#19
i just heard an ABC australia journalist on the radio interviewing newt gingrich and she said off the cuff something about 'republicans bowing to pressure from the white house' and newt ran with that and was like 'this is america, we don't bow to our leaders, obama is not a king' it was pretty sick.
#20
The shutdown is just a sideshow, an appetizer for what's really coming up. In about 2 weeks they need to extend borrowing authority or we default on federal debt, which means the full faith and credit of the us government essentially goes up in smoke and i guess it's mad max time
#21
what exactly do you expect to happen, people fleeing u.s. bonds or something, what does your post try to mean
#22
i dont think any of the big capitalist interests will really dump them, but they'll make enough noise to get the interest rates on bonds to fly up. the inflation will lead to more debt ceiling nonsense and more risks of default. the public will suffer because they're not compensated for inflation, so they'll get poorer faster, while their social security, medicare, pensions, etc are at risk of being randomly dropped just to make life more interesting and them have more personal responsibility. the government will be slashing non-military services and agencies because of revolving budget and debt crises.

also the congress will have violated the constitution but i guess there's no actual remedy for that other than Revolutionary People's War.
#23
as if there's an actual remedy for anything other than Revolutionary People's War
#24
if the interest rate hits 1% the entire financial sector will collapse so that's never going to happen. bernanke already went on record saying he'll never raise the rate over 1% and the value of the dollar is tied more to america's ability to project militarily, not any meaningless financial alchemy. also, they have accounting tricks to indefinitely keep funding the government for when those debt ceiling theatrics occur. it's all smoke and mirrors to gut/privatize social security and medicare. obama already succeeded with the latter in obamacare, the fight to dismantle social security is next on the agenda
#25
Rand Paul gives a 72 hour long blustery filibuster of the debt ceiling extenuation bill. Cspan cuts away to the president looking visibly distressed while sitting behind the resolute desk; accompanying DNC members praising Rand Paul's impressively crisp, yet subtle lily-White dog whistle rhetoric in calls for privatization. The tasteful thickness of it. Obama's hand trembles. "Is something wrong, Prez-Bo?" Biden interjects, "You're sweating."
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im in love now
#29
Cool theatre, glad they're changing it up and making it a little more dramatic this season. I was beginning to forget to be constantly paralyzed with fear. We must do anything to preserve the system, it could fall apart at any time, we could all die...
#30
this would all be over by now if we still bowed to the queen

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/10/01/australia-had-a-government-shutdown-once-it-ended-with-the-queen-firing-everyone-in-parliament/

You might find yourself wishing that the United States could follow Australia's example: Fire everyone in Congress, hold snap elections next month and restart from scratch. But we can't, because we haven't recognized the British monarchy or had a London-appointed governor -general in more than two centuries. Maybe, if we ask nicely, Britain will take us back?
#31
my first thought was that one might vandalize the rothko with AE9/11 not steal it. such a naif.
#32
how long do you think it would take to burn writing into paint through a museum window using a modified blu-ray laser
#33

TG posted:

this would all be over by now if we still bowed to the queen

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/10/01/australia-had-a-government-shutdown-once-it-ended-with-the-queen-firing-everyone-in-parliament/

You might find yourself wishing that the United States could follow Australia's example: Fire everyone in Congress, hold snap elections next month and restart from scratch. But we can't, because we haven't recognized the British monarchy or had a London-appointed governor -general in more than two centuries. Maybe, if we ask nicely, Britain will take us back?



fuck off we're full

#34
aye lykie, fancy the boots and braces do we?
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impact font
#37
epic washington win for great justice
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blah blah blah blah blah

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#39
Washington attacked Canada, why would you support him
#40
i don't support him, that meme is stupid, a vanguard party is essential to the revolution