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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2420783/Global-warming-just-HALF-said-Worlds-climate-scientists-admit-computers-got-effects-greenhouse-gases-wrong.html#ixzz2ezhwL4O7

A leaked copy of the world’s most authoritative climate study reveals scientific forecasts of imminent doom were drastically wrong.

The Mail on Sunday has obtained the final draft of a report to be published later this month by the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), the ultimate watchdog whose massive, six-yearly ‘assessments’ are accepted by environmentalists, politicians and experts as the gospel of climate science.

They are cited worldwide to justify swingeing fossil fuel taxes and subsidies for ‘renewable’ energy.

Yet the leaked report makes the extraordinary concession that the world has been warming at only just over half the rate claimed by the IPCC in its last assessment, published in 2007.

Back then, it said that the planet was warming at a rate of 0.2C every decade – a figure it claimed was in line with the forecasts made by computer climate models.

But the new report says the true figure since 1951 has been only 0.12C per decade – a rate far below even the lowest computer prediction.

The 31-page ‘summary for policymakers’ is based on a more technical 2,000-page analysis which will be issued at the same time. It also surprisingly reveals: IPCC scientists accept their forecast computers may have exaggerated the effect of increased carbon emissions on world temperatures – and not taken enough notice of natural variability.

lThey recognise the global warming ‘pause’ first reported by The Mail on Sunday last year is real – and concede that their computer models did not predict it. But they cannot explain why world average temperatures have not shown any statistically significant increase since 1997.

lThey admit large parts of the world were as warm as they are now for decades at a time between 950 and 1250 AD – centuries before the Industrial Revolution, and when the population and CO2 levels were both much lower.

lThe IPCC admits that while computer models forecast a decline in Antarctic sea ice, it has actually grown to a new record high. Again, the IPCC cannot say why.

lA forecast in the 2007 report that hurricanes would become more intense has simply been dropped, without mention.

This year has been one of the quietest hurricane seasons in history and the US is currently enjoying its longest-ever period – almost eight years – without a single hurricane of Category 3 or above making landfall.






I hate to be a broken record about this but it really cannot be stressed enough just how disgustingly hubristic, flawed, petulant and evasive Scientists can be in pursuit of their filthy lucre and hollow awards.

defund the IPCC now

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why do all those lines start at 1980. is that graph only showing models from 35 years ago
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ilmdge posted:

why do all those lines start at 1980. is that graph only showing models from 35 years ago



i dunno, the point it that scientists keep lying and misrepresenting data and creating a climate of fear and pessimism that our children have to suffer, all so this white-suited cabal can have their little hor'dourves and junkets and prostitutes

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NOOGIES FOR EVERYBODY
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seriously, most climatologists would sell their mothers into slavery for another canape at a geneva function centre
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iwc make me thread monitor so i can silence the liberal warming lobby itt
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did u say 'gravy warming' *tom salivates in anticipation*
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Prof. John Christy, University of Alabama
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

scientists keep lying and misrepresenting data and creating a climate of fear and feminism



fixed

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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

scientists keep lying and misrepresenting data and creating a climate of fear and feminism

fixed



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clarence is wound up tonight
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tpaine posted:

post more from that guy's comic, post china mieville, post johnathen turkuden, post Ging Mubly,



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those are both so profoundly stupid and useless on so many levels simultaneously. it's like i have finally been given a glimpse of what it would be like to see all possible quantum states of bullshit at once without them resolving into an individual bullshit reality
#18
look here. im no scientist, hell, i can hardly read! but look, look here. im not going to bother reading what a bunch of nonpussy getting nerd virgins think about the sky and how its ~magically~ getting hotter because of cow farts

but yo does this mean i can stop trippin on the enviroment and pour my insecticides down the sink and shit?? i think theres spiders down there.
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fuck those spider bitches
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i used to get panicky about global warming because i plan on living a fulfilling life and raising a family, and id think, "good god. what kin of world are we leaving our kids" but then i realized fuck it nigga ill be dead by then #thuglife
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global warming coinciding with a decent towards a second great depression will probably kill a couple billion people, tbh
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i'm basing that on nothing but extreme cynicism
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Non-Existent Global Warming Existing At Only Half The Rate of Existence Previously Thought to Exist, Study Finds
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Rate of Total Ecosystem Collapse and Worldwide Ruination Found to be Exaggerated By 0.8 of a Degree; "No Reason to Worry" Says Future Leather-Clad Australian Warlord
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babyfinland posted:

fuck those spider bitches

nice anti-semitism

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in a shocking twist we find out that mustang was an elaborate iwc alt the whole time
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AmericanNazbro posted:

global warming coinciding with a decent towards a second great depression will probably kill a couple billion people, tbh



Time continuing to move forward will kill probably 7 billion or more in the next 40-80 yrs, imho

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Keven posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

global warming coinciding with a decent towards a second great depression will probably kill a couple billion people, tbh

Time continuing to move forward will kill probably 7 billion or more in the next 40-80 yrs, imho



The historical inevitability of communism and its requisite socialist programs will probably kill a similar number in the same span. Crisis averted people.

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too bad communist terror programs have historically led to a dramatic increase in fertility rates
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Keven posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

global warming coinciding with a decent towards a second great depression will probably kill a couple billion people, tbh

Time continuing to move forward will kill probably 7 billion or more in the next 40-80 yrs, imho



Indeed which is why it's impossible to quantify how many people die "directly" as a result of declining living conditions, as compared to like, say a bullet to the head. but i'm pretty sure the amount of displacement, lack of water/food, the subaltern groups will experience, not to mention all the wars that will occur as a result, will total over a billion or maybe two. i think bacteria will be a bigger concern this century 'cuz we're getting strains of antibiotic resistance bacteria, combine that with destruction of infrastructure, namely sewage treatment + lack of water, you are setting up conditions for mass epidemics.

Now, if we had MTW this would never happen.

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babyfinland posted:

Keven posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

global warming coinciding with a decent towards a second great depression will probably kill a couple billion people, tbh

Time continuing to move forward will kill probably 7 billion or more in the next 40-80 yrs, imho

The historical inevitability of communism and its requisite socialist programs will probably kill a similar number in the same span. Crisis averted people.



Ahem

I'm going to have to correct your mistake here and point out it is the Capitalists doing the killing and the vanguard are simply defending themselves from violence. You can place those deaths under capitalism's scoreboard.

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But now, with the IPCC unable to convincingly explain the recent stall in warming (some say a change to weak cooling), the fact that they are forced to actually recognize reality and make changes in their report — possibly reducing the lower bound for future warming, thus reducing the range of climate sensitivity — is quite momentous.

It might well be that so widespread is the public knowledge of the hiatus in warming, recovering Arctic sea ice (at least temporarily), continuing expansion of Antarctic sea ice, failed predictions of previous IPCC reports, etc., are forcing them to do something to save face. Maybe even to keep from being de-funded.

For the last 10-20 years or more, a few of us have been saying that the IPCC has been ignoring the elephant in the room…that the real climate system is simply not as sensitive to CO2 emissions as they claim. Of course, the lower the climate sensitivity, the less of a problem global warming and climate change becomes.

This elephant has had to be ignored at all costs. What, the globe isn’t warming from manmade CO2 as fast as we predicted? Then it must be manmade aerosols cooling things off. Or the warming is causing the deep ocean to heat up by hundredths or thousandths of a degree. Any reason except reduced climate sensitivity, because low climate sensitivity might mean we really don’t have to worry about global warming after all.



http://www.drroyspencer.com/2013/09/a-turning-point-for-the-ipcc-and-humanity/

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it's going to be hilarious watching the purges of these science liars by a public that is sick of being patronized and condecended to
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That was cool what Italy did to those earthquake scientists
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ilmdge posted:

That was cool what Italy did to those earthquake scientists



totally, and i'd like to see something similar happen to climatologists when the fraud can no longer be maintained. These duplicitous cretins and rent-seekers should be held to account not only for the money they have stolen, but for the climate of fear and hopelessness they've stoked amongst our children.

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I mean, take Sandy. There's no evidence that hurricane frequency is increasing (the IPCC has stopped mentioning it) and yet at the time we were meant to believe America was being punished by Gaia for the 'sins' of fossil fuel consumption.

fucked up that the same weepy liberals who see theocrats around every corner and keep a copy of the handmaids tale in their back pocket are more than happy to buy into this stupid global warming sorcery just because someone in a white coat rather than a white collar is selling it to them.
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The IPCC really doesn't have any evidence thinks IWC in the year 2035 as he gives a blowjob to Lord Humungus for the previous water
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it was all a trick by the millionaire scientists to limit consumption for no reason whatsoever. i hope capitalism can survive such a brutal onslaught