stegosaurus posted:having an obsession with audrey hepburn and getting breakfast at subways is probably the most Donald of all possible actions
and i said, whatabout, breakfast at subways
she said hey, maybe not, knock yourself out though
getfiscal posted:one time i went to subway for breakfast and ordered 2 footlong egg + cheese + bacon sandwiches and when she asked what i wanted to drink i said 2 cartons of milk so she'd think it was for two people.
it didnt trick her because you then ate the 2 footlongs inside the store and drank the milks there too.
getfiscal posted:one time i went to subway for breakfast and ordered 2 footlong egg + cheese + bacon sandwiches and when she asked what i wanted to drink i said 2 cartons of milk so she'd think it was for two people.
my subway routine was simply ordering 4 subs from one location, until around the 3rd visit the woman who always seemed to work the shift, asked with utter disgust if these were "just for me?" i nonchalantly replied "yeah" fake-laughing it off, "i'd just not eaten for the day." she groaned "...ok" whilst shaking her head with revulsion. from that moment forward, i would drive an extra 5 miles to order another 2 subs and save myself the anguish but not the shame, before digging into 4 feet of tear soaked 6,000 calories of blissful ignorance induced by diabetic coma.
MadMedico posted:
wesley snipes went to prison for 3 years for a few million dollars of tax evasion lol
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jeffery posted:
please trigger warning roseweird's future posts.
