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Anthony Jeselnik ‏@anthonyjeselnik 1h

Say what you will about George Zimmerman. But the guy really sticks to his guns.
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seriously tho tom why do you like b-level terrible american comedy central comedians so much?
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lol if i you think im gonna defend my taste in entertainment to you of all people
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

seriously tho tom why do you like b-level terrible american comedy central comedians so much?


lol

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it was funny when tom had all those dumb comedians in his signature and people would get mad about it
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MadMedico posted:

Welp
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/09/09/2592521/report-george-zimmerman-taken-custody-altercation-involving-gun/



sounds like she should've stood her ground

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are there any good muslim comics besides bill burr?
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AmericanNazbro posted:

are there any good muslim comics besides bill burr?

dave chapelle is muslim

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speaking of bill burr its monday so you know what that means:
http://billburr.com/podcast/monday-morning-podcast-9-8-13
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yea. SCREWED UP RADIO ALL DAY ON OPTIMO RADIO
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can't wait to have fresh misogynist jokes pour into my ear like a puree of california oranges, right from the smiling immigrants fruit basket and into my blender. fresh off the vine
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AmericanNazbro posted:

are there any good muslim comics besides bill burr?



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haha "have some bread rolls buddy" was good
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babyfinland posted:

lol if i you think im gonna defend my taste in entertainment to you of all people


You don't actually like them, you like the idea of people thinking you like them. It's a personal brand, you're marketing an image of yourself. It's okay – I get it. I'm considering adopting a cybergoth image myself out of a need to carve out an identity niche in my life and possibly get pussy.

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swirlsofhistory posted:

babyfinland posted:

lol if i you think im gonna defend my taste in entertainment to you of all people

You don't actually like them, you like the idea of people thinking you like them. It's a personal brand, you're marketing an image of yourself. It's okay – I get it. I'm considering adopting a cybergoth image myself out of a need to carve out an identity niche in my life and possibly get pussy.


hahahahha

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Mike Nelson here.
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that's why i became a christian. it feels nice and is a good personal brand. hoxhaism is a really played out niche brand.
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hahaha what the fuck kind of brand identity is "i like jokes"
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Mike Nelson here.
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your comedy branding is fucked up and you need to recognize that
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babyfinland posted:

hahaha what the fuck kind of brand identity is "i like jokes"


A brand identity a little bit but not too different from liking a genre of music.

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swirlsofhistory posted:

babyfinland posted:

hahaha what the fuck kind of brand identity is "i like jokes"

A brand identity a little bit but not too different from liking a genre of music.



you got my number smart guy

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A summation of Tom's credo can be stated in the post-modern mantra, "Did it for the lulz."
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babyfinland posted:

hahaha what the fuck kind of brand identity is "i like jokes"



jewish

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MadMedico posted:

Welp
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/09/09/2592521/report-george-zimmerman-taken-custody-altercation-involving-gun/

who wouldn't get a little crazy after being hounded by th liberal media? hang in there buddy

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political car tune
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ws58s9wzYsA
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Mike Nelson here.
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http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/trayvon-martin/os-george-zimmerman-arrested-20131118,0,1837318.story
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hi
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nice sig HK
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He's like America's Rob Ford, I can't wait to see what wacky antics he'll get into next!
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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MadMedico posted:

He's like America's Rob Ford, I can't wait to see what wacky antics he'll get into next!

haha, that's kind of true, because Canada's Rob Ford likes to party way too hard to be a good mayor, and America's Rob Ford is widely known to have murdered a black kid and will probably kill again lol

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swampman posted:

MadMedico posted:

He's like America's Rob Ford, I can't wait to see what wacky antics he'll get into next!

haha, that's kind of true, because Canada's Rob Ford likes to party way too hard to be a good mayor, and America's Rob Ford is widely known to have murdered a black kid and will probably kill again lol



it's rumored that canada's rob ford may have had a black kid murdered also http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-chief-of-staff-phoned-police-after-shooting-1.2325459 which you may have included in "party way too hard" but the representations of parties in eighties comedies, my only exposure to parties, involve bands with saxophone beach babes hawaiian shirts and sunglasses, and definitely not crossracial murder, though i don't know much about any of that

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the canadian rob ford also beat his wife so theyre not that dissimilar
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Kurdt
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so did carl sagan

its really not that big a deal anymore
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http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/05/showbiz/zimmerman-dmx-boxing-match/

"The match will be one of the Biggest Celebrity Boxing matches of all time," his news release said (uppercase emphasis his).

But in order to find out where and when it will take place, we'll have to wait until next week.
DMX, as we know is a rapper, and braggadocio is his calling card.

He's out for blood, he told TMZ. Not only will he break every rule in boxing, he said, he'll "beat the living (expletive)" out of Zimmerman.

Ian Karmel, a writer for "Chelsea Lately," has a better idea.
"They should send Floyd Mayweather to the ring and tell George Zimmerman it's DMX," he tweeted. "He won't know the difference."

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if at any point the zim zam thinks hes going to lose he going to shoot dmx lol
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As we first reported, DMX promised to massacre Zimmerman in the ring if he got the chance. To be exact, he said, "I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up." He then said he'd literally piss on George's face.

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i got my money on teh zim