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tardy on these heaters
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one time jools came to america and started demanding that i fuck his butt because he had heard thats how arab people showed respect and he wanted to be authentic. i told him i was muslim not arab but he was already out the door giving respect to several guys in a conga line
#2
tardy on these heaters
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he kept screaming you got peanut butter in my chocolate. i dont even know what that means. i guess it was a reference to skin tone?
#3
tardy on these heaters
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i took jools to a concert in portland but he got beat up by some aryans for making them look bad
#4
tardy on these heaters
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we went to an independent bookstore and i lost track of jools for a while. fearing the worst i entered the bathroom to find jools sobbing wildly in a stall with his pants around his ankles, The Lexus and the Olive Tree in one hand and what i took for a prehistoric sea worm in the other
#5
tardy on these heaters
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we went to a target and jools spent every dime he had on handerpants

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tardy on these heaters
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on a thursday night jools insisted that we smash capitalism by sneaking into the dark knight rises without paying. he giggled nervously for 124 minutes straight
#7
tardy on these heaters
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i thought it was rude that jools kept referring to me by my forums username even AFTER i asked him to stop until i found out that jools calls everybody by their forums names irl. i once heard a call between him and a woman only referred to as "DisappointedBritMom420"
#8
political car tune
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babyfinland posted:

he kept screaming you got peanut butter in my chocolate. i dont even know what that means. i guess it was a reference to skin tone?


you got bad thread in my gay forum

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gas
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#11
Mike Nelson here.
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when i met jools he was holding a large bag of chips and just sort of standing there with it on the street. and i was like jools why do you have chips. and he burst into laughter for like a minute and then said "i just wanted to see if you'd say it. you called crisps chips." and i was like yeah umm we call them chips. and he said "we call fries chips and chips crisps" and i was like cool man anyway what's up and then he looked at his watch and said "sorry i have to return to england".
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#13
hi
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thanks for saving the thread getfiscal.
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#15
Online
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jools is dead op
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jools died. him dead.
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HOly Shit I'm SO HIgh
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