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http://www.examiner.com/article/houston-stripper-jhonni-blaze-has-miscarriage-while-dancing-on-stage?cid=rss
Popular model/stripper Jhonni Blaze reportedly had a miscarriage while dancing onstage at VLive in Houston, Texas.

According to an insider, “Jhonni Blaze is currently in the hospital recovering from a miscarriage that occurred on Wednesday… according to co-workers and patrons at the club, she was dancing at VLive …while on stage she started bleeding profusely…she had apparently suffered a miscarriage… the stripper then left the stage and to the back where she started having convulsions.. she was then rushed to the emergency room where doctors gave her a blood transfusion for the loss of blood… unfortunately they could not save the life of the unborn child.”

We have not been able to confirm these reports, but this is very interesting news since Jhonni Blaze recently tweeted a photo of an ER Visit Summary which appeared to reveal she was pregnant.

Jhonni Blaze is a popular stripper and self-proclaimed “QUEEN OF HOUSTON”.

She has risen in popularity thanks to her stunning hourglass figure, which she is not ashamed to flaunt onstage and online.
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dank_xiaopeng posted:

im gonna really get edgy and start smashing those cultural norms by unashamedly twerking as a white male



you should have seen the looks the students at the gym gave me when they realized i was their stripperizing instructor

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http://guardianlv.com/2013/08/twerking-causes-miscarriage-injury/
Twerking has become all the rage recently, and Miley Cyrus’ performance on the VMAs last night exhibited the “dance” in all its glory. But some women aren’t quite as happy with the dance as Miley Cyrus is. Twerking can cause a variety of injuries from miscarriage to popped knees. In addition to these afflictions, many students have been suspended from school and numerous children have been severely punished by their parents over twerking.

These are just some of the unfortunate side effects of twerking. A couple of months ago, a very prominent stripper in Houston, Texas suffered a devastating miscarriage while dancing on stage. The Examiner reporter an insider saying:

Jhonni Blaze is currently in the hospital recovering from a miscarriage that occurred on Wednesday… according to co-workers and patrons at the club, she was dancing at VLive …while on stage she started bleeding profusely…she had apparently suffered a miscarriage… the stripper then left the stage and to the back where she started having convulsions.. she was then rushed to the emergency room where doctors gave her a blood transfusion for the loss of blood… unfortunately they could not save the life of the unborn child.

This report led to wide speculation that twerking was at the root cause of the miscarriage due to the extreme up and down motion of the pelvic region. While Blaze has since taken to Twitter to deny the various eyewitness accounts, medical website Medical Daily states that several studies show both extreme exercise and being in a crouched position can increase the risk of miscarriage. They also warn that “WebMD specifically discourages pregnant women from activities with ‘jarring motions or rapid changes in direction,’ ‘bouncing while stretching,’ and ‘waist-twisting movements while standing’ — especially in hot and humid environments.” All of the specifications, of course, perfectly describe the motions one participates in while twerking. It seems safe to say that twerking may not be safe for pregnant women.

Indeed, the website goes on to say, “Unfortunately for twerking enthusiasts, all of these describe variations of their dance style. Even if accounts of Blaze’s miscarriage are untrue, this medical advice suggests that she, and all other women, should avoid twerking too hard while pregnant.”

Besides miscarriage, twerking can also result in severe injury, such as damaged knees and other joints. YouTube videos abound with incidents of people popping their knees out while performing the movement. Over time, repeatedly displaced knees can lead to permanent damage.

Of course, there are also many reports of students being suspended from school over their making of twerking videos and twerking in the school yard. One father got so angry at his daughters for twerking that he beat them severely. His case made national headlines, but a quick YouTube search reveals numerous videos of parents freaking out when they find their children performing the move.

Twerking advocates, such as instructors of online and in-person exercise classes stress that it is important to warm up the body thoroughly before attempting the move. By warming up, they say, injury can possibly be avoided. Some medical professionals feel that twerking is still not safe for pregnant women, though, due to the threat of miscarriage.
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Twerking can have serious consequences. Instead do the Melbourne Shuffle which doctors have concluded is 100% safe for a woman's health
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how about harlem shake? is that safe?
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lol jesus
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dank_xiaopeng posted:

watch that video and tell me thats just "regular ass shaking"


forget league, this needs to be in the olympics

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When I said I wanna you see you twerk baby, that's not what I meant – *points to the fetus on the floor*
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I want to write a Family Guy episode.
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It would be amazing to watch how a girl's ass moves to the rhythm of two piano keys alternately struck over and over, tpaine.
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you guys are really bad at ignoring retarded bullshit but who am i to throw stones in glass houses, i post on the rhizzone.
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dancing is really gay

black people love to dance because they hate faggots. thats my theory anyways, im a liberal hipster thingy or whatever
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for twerking to go mainstream it had to get.... heteronormative

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tpaine posted:

babyfinland posted:

dancing is really gay

black people love to dance because they hate faggots. thats my theory anyways, im a liberal hipster thingy or whatever

that doesn't make sense tom. if dancing is gay, and black people don't like gay, then they shouldn't like to dance. but they do, demonstrably (see the vid posted by makeshit swahili as proof). now, black people do hate prog rock as a group, but they don't hate dancing. thanks



its like how twerking is racist and appropriation and stuff. they repress their natural love of the gay and replace it with an excessive love of dance. it is an imbalance in the order of things.

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tpaine posted:

so they're imagining themselves twerking when they see their ladies do it?



every human soul is created by the no god with a certain proportion of hetero to queer essence. if you dont express your queerness in sexual activity it comes out in other ways, like dancing. so all those black dudes are dancing their gay away basically.

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not sure why you wouldnt be into dance music if youre into minimalism tbh
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the secret of Yes revealed.
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you know what's really empowering for women - besides pornography and sex work, that is? this dance where you bend over, preferably naked but sometimes in a thong, thus giving men the view theyd have if they were doing you doggy style. then you vigorously shake that thing, as if you actually are being fucked Hard. dont slut shame or appropriate this dance.
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tpaine i never click your youtube links
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i click them some of the time, but not when theyre "garbage" if you know what i mean.,