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ilmdge posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

getfiscal posted:

i love you guys

I too, share a deep love for you, however mine surpasses that of platonic friendship, into something far more. When we agreed upon meeting in Toronto, my mind immediately began to wander and my first actions were to write in my diary while lying prone on pink satin bed sheets, imagining what our meeting would be like. I had purchased two pairs of spandex bicycle shorts, one for me, one for you. I fantasized about the two of us absconding away, leaving behind us this worthless, drab, material world, and fleeing to a better place -- a 24 hour Gold's gym. There, all alone at 3am, clad in bicycle shorts many sizes too small, I'd spot you doing squats. You'd struggle with your final reps, but, with my arms, firmly wrapped around your supple, yet strong pecs, I'd hold you tight, and the two of us would be locked together as one; with you the Kate Winslet to my Leonardo. "I can't make it, my legs are giving out; I'm scared" you'd exclaim, "Don't worry, I've got you. We can make it -- Together."

go gay, getfiscal



There's nothing gay about two bros lifting weights at 3am, in clothing that accurately highlights the muscular delineations of the quadricep and gluteus maximus muscles.

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just to clarify i wasn't saying joining the military is bad, just that a whine haver like manning or clarence doesn't belong there.
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I'm offended there are people who think lifting weights is somehow gay? We've got a lot of faggots on this board, apparently, who need to get their emasculated and atrophied asses kicked until the gay is beaten out of them.
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roseweird posted:

manning claimed he joined the service to try to toughen himself up and cure himself of his transgenderism or whatever, so he joined the military to Be A Man, which is a bad motivation whether you are a sadbrain tranny crybaby or just a garden variety hulked out closet cross-dresser lunatic murderer like the average soldier



its SHE you cis scum

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Mike Nelson here.
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i'd totally shake some steel with you nazbro. we'd push it to the limit. then afterwards we could go to the gay village and pick fights with lesbos.
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Joining the military to man the fuck up is a pretty good philosophy for joining the marines. Personally, I'd do it for the sweet ass poon-tang on overseas tour but you know me I'm a pussy hound -- I DEVOUR that shit on the nightly -- so I suppose I can't speak for everyone
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getfiscal posted:

i'd totally shake some steel with you nazbro. we'd push it to the limit. then afterwards we could go to the gay village and pick fights with lesbos.



Just one question: do you have aviator shades?

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AmericanNazbro posted:

Just one question: do you have aviator shades?

future's so bright bro

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mods please rename me "king of ny" for that brutal new york call out
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seriously though
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bring back the draft
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*nvm

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roseweird posted:

babyfinland posted:

just to clarify i wasn't saying joining the military is bad, just that a whine haver like manning or clarence doesn't belong there.

so you think joining the military is a good healthy and morally correct option for some other people is what you're saying



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*jogs around the room in circles*

I dont know but i been told
roseweird's posts are getting old
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healthy and morally correct option lmao shut the fuck up, who gets one of those in this life
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i dont hate anyone you weirdo
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lol calm down stupid
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tom is getting ANGRY
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roseweird posted:

babyfinland posted:

just to clarify i wasn't saying joining the military is bad

you hate manning for being a pussy more than you hate xbox junkie meatheads for killing many humans because your pathetic misogyny and homophobia supercede all your shallow political pretenses



Because I pwn noobs on the daily in COD:Black OPs I'm an immoral person, wtf?? Dude, you cannot inversely equate my gaming achievements with my worth as a human being, logically, that does not compute. Maybe you do not fully comprehend the degree of skill and hand-eye coordination required to hit a 360 no scope while HIGH AS BALLS. I can assure you, I am probably 1 in 1,000,000 in terms of genetic composition if my kill:death ratio is any indication.

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tom is getting hungry. and let me assure you, you will NOT like him when he's hungry.
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we should all join the military and get all our squadmates killed either through direct pro-Islamic sabotage, or, more likely, our complete incompetence
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roseweird posted:

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roseweird posted:

you're the one who triple-madposted at me my friend. i just had a cup of chamomile tea. goodnight tough boy

ooh wow! look at RELAXED you are!! damn near comatose i bet!! hey, tom, get a load of how calm this one is! whew! i bet

i fell asleep and dreamed i was swimming with my childhood friends at a beautiful and isolated beach but then i woke up and saw that i'm still in new york

goondolances

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gip is awesome
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