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political car tune
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Reuters posted:

A Houston Rhizzoner shot himself to death in his wife's hospital room on Sunday, 3 1/2 hours after she had given birth to their baby, police said.

"Family members said he has been Full Hitler recently," Houston police spokesman and costar of the movie Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, John Candy, said on Monday.

The genderfuck, whose identity has not been released, shot himself in a private room at Willowbrook Methodist Hospital in Northwest Houston on Sunday afternoon, Cannon said. He died shortly after being transported to another hospital, according to the Harris County Institute of Forensic Sciences. The plan was to continue transporting him to hospital after hospital, without treating the injury, until he died, for irony.

His wife, who gave birth earlier on Sunday, was not injured, and Cannon said the baby, who is fully autonomous and has free choice and also probably votes, was not in the room at the time.

Although Texas has a law allowing licensed firearms owners to carry concealed weapons, they are prohibited in many places, including hospitals and gay communist forums.

Police did not know what kind of gun was used. They didn't bother to check, as the task did not involve the oppression of minorities. They also frisked several black nurses who "looked like they didn't belong." A spokesperson from the Houston Methodist Hospital would not comment on the incident, as god is dead.

(Reporting by Andrea Lorenz; Editing by Greg McCune and Maureen Bavdek)

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http://www.nbcnews.com/id/52735699/ns/us_news/t/man-shoots-kills-himself-hospital-room-after-wife-gives-birth/?lite&lite=obnetwork#.Uhe4BeSClid

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Mike Nelson here.
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if i ever write a bad novel, and lord willing i will, having the main character's dad shoot himself in the hospital after the character is born would be pretty badass, in the sense of 'badass' that people who like the movie '300' might use.
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California
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Obviously, the power to take life or to cause extreme suffering is a form of power, and men embrace this power fully when they torture and kill animals, girls and women, and each other. Where boys and men are obsessed with death and creating destruction, women are left to perform damage control, utilizing all their time, energy and resources on mitigating the harm that men inflict; women are then left with few or no resources to use towards building a female-centered culture or to support our own interests. This diversion of women’s resources away from woman-centered and non-patriarchal ends is deliberate. The unusual man who is even slightly interested in nurturing or preserving life is the beneficiary of enormous false gratitude, but when women make a mistake or are unable to perform caretaking duties at a high level for any reason, we are severely punished by patriarchal institutions which place extreme controls on women’s lives and enforce our caretaking role with institutional violence, including incarceration. Of course, it is frequently men’s necrophilic actions such as PIV-centric sexuality creating unwanted or ambivalent children, or men harming themselves and others, that create the need for women’s usually unpaid, institutionally-unsupported caretaking labor in the first place, and opening the door to patriarchal institutional control over women’s lives.
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Kurdt
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nah
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being married and reproducing are disqualifications for being a rhizzoner. thats the real reason why the goat isnt allowed around anymore
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can someone ban the op please. thank you
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being married and building a life with someone is awesome
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Noosphere posted:

being married and building a life with someone is awesome

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Kurdt
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There was an important life to be built and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody went Full Hitler about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody built the life that Anybody could have done.
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tardy on these heaters
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Planes trains and automobiles is about me and Donald
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those aren't pillows!
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Noosphere posted:

"being married and building a life with someone is awesome" --Mrs. Victor Frankenstein

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tardy on these heaters
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I told my mom about this and she said "must have been some ugly baby" lol mom0wned.
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i'm assuming it's cuz the baby was black
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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roseweird posted:

i know you are just trying to make a clever pun and i can respect that but in honor of the dead i want to point out that miss elizabeth lavenza was in fact murdered on her wedding night by the creature of her fiance viktor frankenstein which he created through chemical synthesis and galvanic animation during his undergraduate studies at the university of ingolstadt



he found someone else. hes in love now

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Kurdt
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roseweird posted:

i know you are just trying to make a clever pun and i can respect that but in honor of the dead i want to point out that miss elizabeth lavenza was in fact murdered on her wedding night

actually miss elizabeth survived and eventually consummated her marriage to the macho man

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She later died in lex lugers house after an overdose. The macho man did not die, but instead gained eternal life.
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rip lgp