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Online
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I thjink he immediately mentally formulated his next 2,000 word column
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Kurdt
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sighed, drew katana
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Mike Nelson here.
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he called his CIA handler to ask for clarification on his mission
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went into his best seinfeld impersonation of "what's the deal with airports"
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tardy on these heaters
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hooked up with one of the jamaican baggage handler guys
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babyfinland posted:

hooked up with one of the jamaican baggage handler guys



good for you tom

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He would have become incredibly excited at the prospect of acquiring a new victimhood merit badge, enthralled by the promise of attention and widespread profiles on him on both sides of the Atlantic, and salivating at the myriad new ways too keep arguing the talmud into our 21st century digital future
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also when i was at heathrow the coffee was appalling, there was no smoking lounge (props to Rome and Salt Lake City) and the typically english commercial squalor and cramped dimensions gave the impression of an affluent multicultural refugee camp; if that's the most civilized place on earth then i'm Kate Middleton's University sex tape
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it really is the most joyless and cramped little territory on earth; say what you will about oblivious american optimism but when the alternative a lifetime of endless compromise, the smallest homes in Europe (look it up) and one of the ugliest genetic stocks on earth (look it up) then i'll take America thanks.
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Snowden is cool and the video i watched of him being interviewed in Hong Kong with his calm, measured assessments of likely never seeing his homeland or family again stands in stark contrast to this reality-TV-level confected 'outrage' we're no doubt going to have plasted over the top of the actual whisteblower's heroism.

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amphetamines
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political car tune
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roseweird posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Snowden is cool and the video i watched of him being interviewed in Hong Kong with his calm, measured assessments of likely never seeing his homeland or family again stands in stark contrast to this reality-TV-level confected 'outrage' we're no doubt going to have plasted over the top of the actual whisteblower's heroism.



what if he didn't like his family or homeland in the first place tho


roseweird posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Snowden is cool and the video i watched of him being interviewed in Hong Kong with his calm, measured assessments of likely never seeing his homeland or family again stands in stark contrast to this reality-TV-level confected 'outrage' we're no doubt going to have plasted over the top of the actual whisteblower's heroism.



what if he didn't like his family or homeland in the first place tho



he doesn't seem like a guy lacking in roots.......

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

He would have become incredibly excited at the prospect of acquiring a new victimhood merit badge, enthralled by the promise of attention and widespread profiles on him on both sides of the Atlantic, and salivating at the myriad new ways too keep arguing the talmud into our 21st century digital future


Ironicwarcriminal posted:

also when i was at heathrow the coffee was appalling, there was no smoking lounge (props to Rome and Salt Lake City) and the typically english commercial squalor and cramped dimensions gave the impression of an affluent multicultural refugee camp; if that's the most civilized place on earth then i'm Kate Middleton's University sex tape


Ironicwarcriminal posted:

it really is the most joyless and cramped little territory on earth; say what you will about oblivious american optimism but when the alternative a lifetime of endless compromise, the smallest homes in Europe (look it up) and one of the ugliest genetic stocks on earth (look it up) then i'll take America thanks.


Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Snowden is cool and the video i watched of him being interviewed in Hong Kong with his calm, measured assessments of likely never seeing his homeland or family again stands in stark contrast to this reality-TV-level confected 'outrage' we're no doubt going to have plasted over the top of the actual whisteblower's heroism.


Ironicwarcriminal posted:

amphetamines




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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

it really is the most joyless and cramped little territory on earth; say what you will about oblivious american optimism but when the alternative a lifetime of endless compromise, the smallest homes in Europe (look it up) and one of the ugliest genetic stocks on earth (look it up) then i'll take America thanks.



i don't think there's a single person on these forums besides grumblefish opposed to the eradication of england, and even grumblefish only loves britannia from the comfort of america

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elemennop posted:

i don't think there's a single person on these forums besides grumblefish opposed to the eradication of england, and even grumblefish only loves britannia from the comfort of america



I oppose the eradication of England and have lived many of my years there. I am in America because i follow the fine tradition of young gentlemen going out to the colonies and keeping the common sort in line. I did not inherit land, and actually I did not finish high school either, so what better than to go abroad and keep the yank in check.

In time you will lot will thank me for my troubles because americans are rank commoners and truly given to ignoble pursuits. Think of just now, with the three wretched american goblins who killed that fine Australian man, what cruel little creatures americans truly are.

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Kurdt
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Kate Middleton's University sex tape

wait what now

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Lykourgos posted:

elemennop posted:

i don't think there's a single person on these forums besides grumblefish opposed to the eradication of england, and even grumblefish only loves britannia from the comfort of america

I oppose the eradication of England and have lived many of my years there. I am in America because i follow the fine tradition of young gentlemen going out to the colonies and keeping the common sort in line. I did not inherit land, and actually I did not finish high school either, so what better than to go abroad and keep the yank in check.

In time you will lot will thank me for my troubles because americans are rank commoners and truly given to ignoble pursuits. Think of just now, with the three wretched american goblins who killed that fine Australian man, what cruel little creatures americans truly are.



dog, that's nice and all, but you took an oath to uphold the constitution of the united states of america and live off of the suffering of minorities, i cannot imagine a bigger american than you

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Glenn Greenwald, much like McCaine, is gay.
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Apparently this thread is not about that weird american commentator?!?
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oi a chav nicked me m8, m8
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he updated his grindr profile status
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i don't know or care about what he did
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Lykourgos posted:

elemennop posted:

i don't think there's a single person on these forums besides grumblefish opposed to the eradication of england, and even grumblefish only loves britannia from the comfort of america

I oppose the eradication of England and have lived many of my years there. I am in America because i follow the fine tradition of young gentlemen going out to the colonies and keeping the common sort in line. I did not inherit land, and actually I did not finish high school either, so what better than to go abroad and keep the yank in check.

In time you will lot will thank me for my troubles because americans are rank commoners and truly given to ignoble pursuits. Think of just now, with the three wretched american goblins who killed that fine Australian man, what cruel little creatures americans truly are.



you didn't inherit land and you work, and you call yourself a gentleman??

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roseweird posted:

lykourgos as a legitimate jewish american princess i demand that you appropriately honour my rank and authority



what rank and authority is that

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

roseweird posted:

lykourgos as a legitimate jewish american princess i demand that you appropriately honour my rank and authority

what rank and authority is that



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drake's newest music video:
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