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Israel to pay students to defend it online11:47 a.m. EDT August 14, 2013

JERUSALEM (AP) — Israel is looking to hire university students to post pro-Israel messages on social media networks — without needing to identify themselves as government-linked, officials said Wednesday.

The Israeli prime minister's office said in a statement that students on Israeli university campuses would receive full or partial scholarships to combat anti-Semitism and calls to boycott Israel online. It said students' messages would parallel statements by government officials.

"This is a groundbreaking project aimed at strengthening Israeli national diplomacy and adapting it to changes in information consumption," the statement said.

An Israeli official said Wednesday that scholarship recipients would be free to decide whether or not to identify themselves as part of the program, which would begin within months.

"Everyone who believes in the cause, and wants to join, can join," he told The Associated Press. He said the office was looking to budget $778,000 for the project, and that the national Israeli student association would select participants from a pool of applicants.

The official spoke on condition of anonymity as the project is still under development and he wasn't authorized to speak publicly about it.

The Israeli daily newspaper Haaretz identified the official heading the project as Danny Seaman, a public diplomacy official who has written posts on his personal Facebook page which Haaretz described as being incendiary and anti-Muslim.

Haaretz posted what it said were four screen shots of his recent posts. In one of them, Seaman wrote: "Does the commencement of the fast of the Ramadan mean that Muslims will stop eating each other during the daytime?" In another, he uses profanity in a comment about the chief Palestinian peace negotiator.

The Israeli official said Seaman's posts were "unacceptable and do not reflect the position of the Israeli government." He said the national communications directorate in the Prime Minister's Office had instructed Seaman to "immediately cease from making such pronouncements."

Seaman declined comment, and the posts could no longer be seen on his Facebook profile on Wednesday.

The official from the prime minister's office would not say whether Seaman would be the project's director. Seaman, a former director of the Government Press Office, had a contentious relationship with the international media and banned Palestinians from receiving government press cards during his tenure.

Israel isn't the only country to set up such a system. In China, members of the so-called "fifty cent army" sprinkle positive, pro-government messages across the web and social media.

Public image is also a paramount concern to Israeli officials. The prime minister's office oversees a national initiative for "hasbara" — a Hebrew term that officials translate as public diplomacy and critics call propaganda. This initiative is intended to combat what officials see as popular discourse that goes beyond legitimate criticism of Israeli policies and constitutes hate speech that threatens the very legitimacy of Israel's existence.

The Israeli army has set up an "Interactive Media" division of a few dozen soldiers tasked with spreading the army's message on social media sites.

When Israel's army launched an offensive on Gaza militants late last year, the Israeli government set up a "media bunker" with hundreds of young volunteers posting updates reflecting Israel's point of view. Many Israelis believe the international news media are anti-Israel and pro-Palestinian.

At the time, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu praised the volunteer media recruits in a video conference.

"We are (operating) on four fronts: The military front, the home front, the diplomatic front and the public diplomacy front," Netanyahu said. "We must fight for the truth, for the facts, and your help is worth more than gold … refuting the industry of lies."

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big deal, thanks to the status-quo-serving nature of ironic discourse and the general transfer of wealth from the global south to our own societies, we're all being paid to defend our nations online.
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deadken posted:

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babyfinland posted:

deadken posted:

lol where do you think i get my cocaine money from

sucking black dick



Please do not be a racist and perpetuate stereotypes about penis sizes inherent to ethnicities.

Thank you.

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AmericanNazbro posted:

babyfinland posted:

deadken posted:

lol where do you think i get my cocaine money from

sucking black dick

Please do not be a racist and perpetuate stereotypes about penis sizes inherent to ethnicities.

Thank you.



i didnt say anything about size my friend

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Listen Pal, it was implied and this notion of white masculinity being inferior to that of black males has been used far too long as an oppressive device against white males. It ends now! Oppose all racist hate speech!
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my peepee is enormous
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babyfinland posted:

maybe you should jsut stop taking steroids if its shrinking your penis



What in the immediate fuck?? What compels a person to post such a repugnant strawman? HOly shit Mods?? Can we get a mod in here? This man is making numerous defamatory statements about my character and it's ruining my fucking brand image. My twitter page for all things PUA just lost two followers because my alpha status is being called into question based upon unfounded accusations by this fucktard. Jesus, Christ. I've written too many dissertations on game-theory to get this far, I'm not going to allow you to fuck it all up. FUck off

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..and for the record, I've been doing PE (penile exercises for those still ignorant) for the past 3 years and my penis is exceptionally large. Thank you very much.
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how do i get israel to pay me for posting about how big my dick is if i pretend i'm a jew
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AmericanNazbro posted:

..and for the record, I've been doing PE (penile exercises for those still ignorant) for the past 3 years and my penis is exceptionally large. Thank you very much.


Does this include wrapping your dick around a stick like some Indian yogis do?

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if people don't actually know about "penis exercise" culture in the west, it's the tail of a pathological coin where PUA is the head. people rack their dick on the daily to shred and tear sinew and ligament from bone, all in the hope of having their dick hang 2cm lower. it's amazing

Also, thank you mods for taking out the trash. Tom is a menace. He needs to be stopped.
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roseweird posted:

you did not answer the most important question, does it work

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roseweird posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

rack their dick on the daily to shred and tear sinew and ligament from bone

you did not answer the most important question, does it work



there's a whole forum dedicated to it where some dude who's been doing it for like 20 years has videos up of himself, splayed out on a bed and fully nude with these weird ass medieval looking homemade torture devices attached to his dick and hhe's cranking it until his dick looks like it's been spaghettified by a black hole. "instructional videos"

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How does this exist, you have got to be joking
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AmericanNazbro posted:

roseweird posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

rack their dick on the daily to shred and tear sinew and ligament from bone

you did not answer the most important question, does it work

there's a whole forum dedicated to it where some dude who's been doing it for like 20 years has videos up of himself, splayed out on a bed and fully nude with these weird ass medieval looking homemade torture devices attached to his dick and hhe's cranking it until his dick looks like it's been spaghettified by a black hole. "instructional videos"

what kinds of results is he getting

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does he have any pussy eating tips
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babyfinland posted:

deadken posted:

lol where do you think i get my cocaine money from

sucking black dick



actually its chowin down on Hella Pussy. yum yum very nice

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ilmdge posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

roseweird posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

rack their dick on the daily to shred and tear sinew and ligament from bone

you did not answer the most important question, does it work

there's a whole forum dedicated to it where some dude who's been doing it for like 20 years has videos up of himself, splayed out on a bed and fully nude with these weird ass medieval looking homemade torture devices attached to his dick and hhe's cranking it until his dick looks like it's been spaghettified by a black hole. "instructional videos"

what kinds of results is he getting



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