#1
rly glad i have the opportunity to read long sectarian arguments btwn stalinists and whoever the fuckuck else on my facebook feed and see ppl share great memes like dis one! v cool spreadin the word thru social media~ all the best revolutionary puns & cool references every day

#2
does anyone know any good jokes about leftcoms that i could share with peolpl who exist IRL and are proud to know that kind of joke and say it somewhere outside a tiny message board
#3
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#4
cant wait to share that with the guys at the stalinist club meeting at panera bread this weekend...
#5

acephalousuniverse posted:

does anyone know any good jokes about leftcoms

yo mama's so fat she tried to eat your pannekoek books

#6
let me tell you a wonderful old joke from communist times
#7
yo manhood is so called into question that even exposing your seed to high humidity and low temperatures wont make it fertile
#8

diamond_galas posted:

let me tell you a wonderful old joke from communist times



in soviet russia, line punches you

#9
i defriended all the people on my facebook who post that kind of dumb bullshit all the time about a year ago and its been smooth sailing ever since. A++++ would reccommend
#10
the worst is when seven people all spam the same blog article or whatever about how some tv show is racist or whatever
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#12
everyone i know just posts pictures of their babies + pets + food + how many mile(s) they jogged
#13
i think its endearing when people share recipes, less so pictures of food
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#15
all my fucking communist friends on facebook just wont SHUT,. THE FUCK. UP.
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#17
This came out surprisingly well, I think:

#18

tpaine posted:

i'll remember that if i ever friend you on facebook, or ever get a facebook, or ever reluctantly come to terms with the fact that i am a boring and fey enough person to even conceive of wanting or needing a facebook,



facebook is cool bc it can be used a valid substitute for social contact between people you no longer want to have actual social contact with

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#20
omg i just realized zizek is the thinking man's yakov smirnoff
#21

diamond_galas posted:

omg i just realized zizek is the thinking man's yakov smirnoff

"in althusser's france, ideology produces the subject" - yakov smirnoff

#22

diamond_galas posted:

omg i just realized zizek is the thinking man's yakov smirnoff

heh i guess that makes deleuze & guattari penn & teller

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#24
i'm pretty cool with my friends sharing things they like with me on facebook
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#26

HenryKrinkle posted:


why is plastic surgery in that list

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class war
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wear it on a shirt or something
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#32
Picture: cat hanging from a branch. Caption: hang in there baby
#33
Picture: frog swallowed by bird but frogs arms are throttling the bird even as it is crushed. Caption: have you paid to staff a bake sale this month and if not why not? Aren't you a communist?
#34
Picture: ants in basketball uniforms and one ant in coach outfit looking exasperated. Caption: tolerance? As tall as I can get them! Like the ant, the proletariat must subsume their false ideas about individual progress and work together to advance the state of all men, by staffing this bake sale.
#35
I would buy a Trotsky Tiramisu
#36

libelous_slander posted:

I would receive, through equitable distribution, a Trotsky Tiramisu

#37

libelous_slander posted:

libelous_slander posted:

Tom is not what I would call, "equally distributed," if you catch my drift

#38

libelous_slander posted:

libelous_slander posted:

libelous_slander posted:

Tom caught the drift, and by that I mean his sheer mass is affecting the orbit of the Earth, causing it to drift out of alignment and eventually adding several minutes to the year

#39

Superabound posted:

everyone i know just posts pictures of their babies + pets + food + how many mile(s) they jogged

how much they love their husbands/god/serving their country

#40
is that tom guy fat idgi