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that sounds real humane, jerry!
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attach bungee cord to collar & defenestrate
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petey generally lets us pet him wherever/whenever and he actually seems to enjoy being carried...the biggest problem is just trying to pick him up and take him out in the morning, he snaps and snarls everytime you try to pick him up and then he growls and hisses (like a zombie or somethin) all the way up the stairs until he gets outside. then he's great!

also, we're supposed to brush his teeth everyday which is v hard b/c he throws his head around and snaps.
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immerse him in a vat of molten fluorine
#325
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if the dog is big enough to pick up you should put it in a sack and throw it in the river because it SuCKS
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what kind of dog isnt big enough to be picked up? even great danes generally max out at 200 pounds. do you even lift, brah?
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enayeneh posted:

Hello Forum Posters in thread about dogs, got a quick q 4 ya



this is Petey "Lil Pete" Peterdog, a 15 year old mystery mutt i inherited from my recently deceased grand dad. like all dogs, he is good. he is sweet and kisses u alll over ur face and he has arthritis so he walks funny it is adorable but also sad

here's my question: petey no longer possesses the ability to walk up stairs so we have to take him out to go potty during the course of the day. problem is, lil pete sometimes goes crazy when you attempt to pick him up and snarls and bites and makes all kinds of crazy ass sounds. i know it's b/c he's old, cranky and probably p uncomfortable a good deal of the time, esp if he's been lying down.

we're always super gentle when we pick him up and once he gets outside he's frolicking around smelling flowers like shit didnt just happen like he wasnt snarling and hissing and shit

anyways, is there a way to make him stop freaking out???? his bites hurt

my old arthritic dog cant do stairs very well. but she can still kind of do them. she likes us to put a towel or something under her so we can shoulder most of the weight while she struggles along the stairs. i a lways think "this would be way easier if i just picked her up" but i think she finds that undignified.

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TG posted:

what kind of dog isnt big enough to be picked up? even great danes generally max out at 200 pounds. do you even lift, brah?



pick up and carry up stairs? it's clearly a little shit dog

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it cant walk up stairs do you think it's a rottweiler?
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who on earth, what kind of weakass bitch, cant haul a 200 hundo pound doggo up a couple measely flights of stairs???SHEESH
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ilmdge posted:

my old arthritic dog cant do stairs very well. but she can still kind of do them. she likes us to put a towel or something under her so we can shoulder most of the weight while she struggles along the stairs. i a lways think "this would be way easier if i just picked her up" but i think she finds that undignified.



lol, yeah. i like to 'run' him up the stairs, like i'll support his body weight while half carrying him up the stairs and he moves his little legs like he's doing it all by himself. :'D

what kind of doggie you got?

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i cant believe the little dog hate here. ridic. i mean i can see how some people dont like little yippie turd dogs w/out a purpose but terriers?? no! lil scenthounds are the cutest and if u dont agree just gtfo. or stay its an internet forum i honestly cannot force you to do anything.
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oh if the little shit dog is 15 it probably won't taste very good just throw it in the garbage
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you dont know for sure how he tastes. you cant know that.
#335
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my old arthritic dog turned 16 today but she doesn't mind being picked up
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my dog is a black lab. they get bad hips and dont live as long and shes not really accustomed to being picked up
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tpaine posted:

is petey ok



When he brings in the news paper he always tears the entire thing to shreds except for a single tech article about social media web sites, so he's going to be put down. I'm sorry.

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i like big dogs. i like small dogs. i like medium dogs. i like dogs of all shapes and sizes. Dogs Own
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dogs are cool
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I gotta carry my old man dog outside really fast in the morning or he'll poop himself but the rest of the day he's fine. He's also a fat little Petey type dog.
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Kurdt
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help my dogue is losing his hair, how can i convince him to accept it and go natural rather than resorting to this ridculous artifice
#342
Dont Mess With Sucess
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everyone post dgg
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holy shit!
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TG posted:

what kind of dog isnt big enough to be picked up? even great danes generally max out at 200 pounds. do you even lift, brah?



Zorba was just shy of 350. not that us strong rhizzone posters would have trouble lifting him, or anything.

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was this a hit in USA tpaine?

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tardy on these heaters
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i dont think ive ever seen muslims pray on tv properly, it liek they jut tell the actor to do whatever they think muslims do
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babyfinland posted:

i dont think ive ever seen muslims pray on tv properly, it liek they jut tell the actor to do whatever they think muslims do



theres no "wrong" way to pray, tom

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i want a dog!!!!!!
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what if someone talked abotu a cat in this thread....just hypothetically. would that be counter revolutionary