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Dont Mess With Sucess
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"I don't get it - does he hate food?"
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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"Shit! The smorgasbords keep coming! Activate brunch mode!" -Man, Man Vs Food
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Kurdt
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"I wouldn't be so fucking depressed if you'd just gimme some pulled pork lady!"
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"you may be cooler and have a hotter girlfriend than me, bordain, but..." *has a mild asthma attack*
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A Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burrito Stuffed Sausage Log


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tpaine posted:
a cheesy DOUBLE beef burrito??



No catchphrases.

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bump
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north pole
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tardy on these heaters
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gruntstein posted:



ahhahahhahahahahahhahaha

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y did ppl downvote that post wtf
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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tpaine posted:
mccaine grew up weird

i think thats daniel tosh with progeria

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man vs food vs. mom

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Dont Mess With Sucess
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i'm going to give probation for posting those once I'm mod, fyi
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im sry you dont like 2 have fun . also downvoted
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it's nice that they found a medium which emphasizes their inherent repulsiveness
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drivel of drunken hags
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glad he indicated that he even has a girlfriend. looks like the atheist life is going swimmingly. like a boss
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gruntstein posted:
y did ppl downvote that post wtf



American bacon is disgusting, and it's ridiculous to think that it could make anyone happy.

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thick cut English Bacon
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penitent
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ya seriously whats the deal w/ bacon in america, its like 80% fat, i trim it and theres nothing left
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penitent
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baconchat.
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i would unironically eat the meatship, meathouse, & bacon bra. meat is delicious, making things out of meat is as worthwhile a pursuit as knowing about hegel, and the epic meal time dudes would probably be dope to chill with
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penitent
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Plan Burrito is seriously failing, i am nowhere near a sphere, in fact i might have got skinnier
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penitent
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probably because in between burritos i do dumb shit like Making A Tagine. with slow-cooked lamb and butternut squash
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why are you "trimming" your bacon? americans basically use bacon to get some tasty grease on the pan to fry the rest of your breakfast in
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penitent
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im not american?
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penitent
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if im makin a bacon sarnie i want it to contain bacon. likewise for bacon and eggs, and other dishes involving bacon
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deadken posted:
im not american?



thats why i am describing to you the common use of bacon in american breakfast production

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penitent
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listen, bub. i dont know what kind of oleaginous gloop you call breakfast, but where i'm from breakfast has rules and you do not Fucking Break The Breakfast Rules. baked beans, you hear? none of this refried nonsense. cripes. im literally seething right here. i hope youre proud of yourself.
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*cracks knuckles, turns up the bonobo* i feel a poem coming on
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deadken posted:
listen, bub. i dont know what kind of oleaginous gloop you call breakfast, but where i'm from breakfast has rules and you do not Fucking Break The Breakfast Rules. baked beans, you hear? none of this refried nonsense. cripes. im literally seething right here. i hope youre proud of yourself.



i never eat breakfast

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penitent
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im sorry for your lots
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