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Mike Nelson here.
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How to raise a baby with a zero carbon footprint
Author Keya Chatterjee on the greenest ways to feed, diaper and care for your baby

http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story/2013/06/28/environment-zero-carbon-footprint-baby-chatterjee.html

pro-click zone. very helpful tips about how you're basically a fucktard for having a fridge.
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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way less fucktarded than having a useless baby. you can only even fit maybe ONE beer in them, tops
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getfiscal posted:

How to raise a baby with a zero carbon footprint
Author Keya Chatterjee on the greenest ways to feed, diaper and care for your baby

http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story/2013/06/28/environment-zero-carbon-footprint-baby-chatterjee.html

pro-click zone. very helpful tips about how you're basically a fucktard for having a fridge.


Happy 4th of July Get Fiscal

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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babbys first carbon footprint

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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more like CABRON footprint, am i right babies?
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Mike Nelson here.
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tentativelurkeraccount posted:

Happy 4th of July Get Fiscal

i'm canadian but... ummm... thanks

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Mike Nelson here.
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Tiny babies can have a huge impact on the environment — just think of the mountains of dirty diapers they produce.

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"And honestly, diapers are such a tiny, tiny part of your carbon footprint compared to transportation and energy."

noice cbc.
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Put your baby's foot print in carbon and hang it on your wall next to a poem
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My gf walked into a bike shop a week ago and came into the middle of a heated conversation on something that had caused a tattooed thin white man with a beard to growl "that's why you fucking buy local"
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have babies but trade them for carbon offsets on the open exchange
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getfiscal posted:

tentativelurkeraccount posted:

Happy 4th of July Get Fiscal

i'm canadian but... ummm... thanks



You can celebrate the two times that Canada repulsed an American invasion.

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can i just adopt to avoid responsibility for the baby's foot prints?
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what of the anti-eco practices such as birth control and condoms? does our enviro-concern start at planned conception, or is the elimination of women's rights the first step in this author's plan?
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tpaine posted:

how i make green baby. how girl get ecofriendly pregnet



They need to do way Anthropogenic Global Warming> who kill thier plannets. because these plannets cant frigth back?

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stegosaurus posted:

My gf walked into a bike shop a week ago and came into the middle of a heated conversation on something that had caused a tattooed thin white man with a beard to growl "that's why you fucking buy local"



That seems like exactly who you'd except to say that tho????

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yeah white settler "people" are always cruel and petty even when they are trying to do Good
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"If you cut off your baby's feet he won't have a carbon footprint, he'll have a carbon stump print!" – joke I got from a fortune cookie
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Learn Chinese: $*%& - "Happy." Your lucky numbers are 69, 420, 1488.
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swirlsofhistory posted:

"If you cut off your baby's feet he won't have a carbon footprint, he'll have a carbon stump print!" – joke I got from a fortune cookie


classic taoist joke

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Kurdt
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canada never stopped repulsing america
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Mike Nelson here.
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gyrofry posted:

canada never stopped repulsing america

the only food i've had to eat today is cheetoes.

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getfiscal posted:

gyrofry posted:

canada never stopped repulsing america

the only food i've had to eat today is cheetoes.



I honestly cannot imagine eating cheetoes. it seems as sensible as drinking paint or eating plastic. what a wretched existence.

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Lykourgos posted:

getfiscal posted:

gyrofry posted:

canada never stopped repulsing america

the only food i've had to eat today is cheetoes.

I honestly cannot imagine eating cheetoes. it seems as sensible as drinking paint or eating plastic. what a wretched existence.


a british transplant in 'merica might be more insufferable, but, despite your whining, you've seemed to make the best of it.

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a good way to lower your "carbon footprint"? dont have children

theres basically no good reason for having any children from what i can see
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UNUSUALY COOL
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in canada? give alberta independence
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UNUSUALY COOL
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wasted, was it you who was posting at me about bankhead shit a while back
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tardy on these heaters
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cage-free organic babies
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daddyholes posted:

wasted, was it you who was posting at me about bankhead shit a while back


I don't know what bankhead is but if I trolled you on it and you have proof of the offense then all I have to say is GO FUCK YOURSELF. But otherwise, I have no idea what you're talking about.

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You can tell from wasters posting he is a big fan of either punk music hardcore music or metal
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and also that he's a fuck nigga
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UNUSUALY COOL
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haha was it you? i forget and there's no search. just looking for some new music down there because me : that scene :: america : the moon; i'm obviously not from there, I haven't been back there in a long time, i just see the stuff that is bright enough to cross the gap and i'll be damned if i'd know where to find a poppin strip club

oh and death is certain
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the world hasn't warmed in 16 years hth
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anthropogenic global balling