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Kurdt
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thats pretty metal
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Mike Nelson here.
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ilmdge posted:

one time after a sleepless night spent constantly slapping myself while half-awake in a bed bug addled paranoia, i finally opened my eyes to see a bloated looking bug lurching along and i crushed it, spilling its blood, my blood, all over the pillow case, staining it permanently

same... same.

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Online
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bed bugs kind of reminded me of capitalism
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ChairmanMao posted:

who even does that these days. i see furniture on the street and start to panic



lmao

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roseweird posted:

house centipedes eat bedbugs


Giant jungle centipedes eat small rodents

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sing hallelujah
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lol you're all impoverished filth, who seriously gets bedbugs
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Mike Nelson here.
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mongosteen posted:

lol you're all impoverished filth, who seriously gets bedbugs

bedbugs are xbox huge now.

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did you know bedbugs have a weird way of reproducing. the male has a hypodermic penis and injects sperm through the exoskeleton right into the female body. this is called 'traumatic insemination' (kind of like rape by envelopment). basically theyre a gross pest even to their own species lol.
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bedbugs? seriously? yall is on some third world shit nahmean
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next youll be telling me you have TB
#373
Dont Mess With Sucess
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i heard that the ancient method for clearing a house of bedbugs was to release a big jar of ants in, who efficiently find and destroy all the bedbugs and eggs as they disperse
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roseweird posted:

jars of ants are hard to come by in nyc for under 1200/month

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sing hallelujah
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i dont understand why you guys live in nyc in the irst place. i mean you know you can just move right. ahahahaha yes, new york, it's $3000 a week to live in a port a potty shared with seventeen people and i can't sleep because i'm covered in parasites and when i go out i am sexually harassed by minorities. wow that sounds like it sucks maybe you should move?? just from the process of induction i can tell that none of you are successful or important enough to actually need to live near manhattan so why not just fucking move
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#379
sing hallelujah
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come up to boston. we have a perfectly functional train system, good economy, comparatively inexpensive rent, and our bedding isnt riddled with parasites
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hi
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edit: prolly the wrong thread for this.
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I will be arriving there because of job opportunities and because I don't want to own a car and for LOVE (of bedbugs)

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mongosteen posted:

come up to boston. we have a perfectly functional train system, good economy, comparatively inexpensive rent, and our bedding isnt riddled with parasites



but you are there. they're all goatcretins with varying degrees of attractiveness/alcohol addiction in beantown. so many awful white men. soooo racist for such an incredibly educated state.

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political car tune
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SariBari posted:

varying degrees of attractiveness/alcohol addiction

this is just such a weird slash, i don't know what it is but it's weird to me.

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political car tune
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roseweird
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libelous_slander posted:

SariBari posted:

varying degrees of attractiveness/alcohol addiction

this is just such a weird slash, i don't know what it is but it's weird to me.



walk around bruhs in the hub, you'll see what i'm talking about. go on *shoves you into a thoroughfare*

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sing hallelujah
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SariBari posted:

mongosteen posted:

come up to boston. we have a perfectly functional train system, good economy, comparatively inexpensive rent, and our bedding isnt riddled with parasites

but you are there. they're all goatcretins with varying degrees of attractiveness/alcohol addiction in beantown. so many awful white men. soooo racist for such an incredibly educated state.



nice stereotyping. for shame. for shame

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sing hallelujah
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otoh that there less minorities here means there's a lesser chance that you will suffer the crippling torment that is Stranger Flirted With Me Rudely
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mongosteen posted:

SariBari posted:

mongosteen posted:

come up to boston. we have a perfectly functional train system, good economy, comparatively inexpensive rent, and our bedding isnt riddled with parasites

but you are there. they're all goatcretins with varying degrees of attractiveness/alcohol addiction in beantown. so many awful white men. soooo racist for such an incredibly educated state.

nice stereotyping. for shame. for shame

stop for-shaming

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if you like awful white men send me a pm
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mongosteen posted:

Stranger Flirted With Me Rudely



wasted effort.you need to start working on one-liners for the first time a 6th or 7th grade boy shoves his hand into your daughter's shirt without her permission in front of other classmates. chop chop, daddy cretin

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political car tune
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like are there a bunch of hot drunk guys or what, I'm still confused.
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Nippon
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SariBari posted:

mongosteen posted:

Stranger Flirted With Me Rudely

wasted effort.you need to start working on one-liners for the first time a 6th or 7th grade boy shoves his hand into your daughter's shirt without her permission in front of other classmates. chop chop, daddy cretin



i expect her to be swept off her feet actually

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political car tune
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good lord
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libelous_slander posted:

like are there a bunch of hot drunk guys or what, I'm still confused.



let this ease your mind: the white men of boston are in varying states of drunkenness and some are really inbred irish looking while others are attractive clean-cut celtic bros.

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political car tune
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SariBari posted:

attractive clean-cut celtic bros


possible new crew?

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Nippon
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SariBari posted:

libelous_slander posted:

like are there a bunch of hot drunk guys or what, I'm still confused.

let this ease your mind: the white men of boston are in varying states of drunkenness and some are really inbred irish looking while others are attractive clean-cut celtic bros.



please dont objectify

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libelous_slander posted:

SariBari posted:

attractive clean-cut celtic bros

possible new crew?



i don't think anyone here qualifies unfort, let's begin a Clean Cut Celtic Dude Drive

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winston churchill was an alcoholic, he was never gonna be "sober" tomorrow, sigh the lies we tell ourselves
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UNUSUALY COOL
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In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time