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tpaine posted:

they do sometimes because what if they're wayans bros in disguise



Fuck. Sorry discipline, plan's off

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All this fraternal advice is great though. NYPD also loves weed arrests so we'll prob need to stop blazing dem trees. But yeah I have been regularly traveling to NYC since 2007 and the only time a cop has even noticed me aside from protests was to boss me about how to cross the street through the pride parade. I'm a halfie but I can pass like a mutha. My white mutha.
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roseweird posted:

they do but unless you are a young black or latino male you really don't need to worry, as the weed arrests are mainly just their favorite excuse for arresting their favorite demographic. just don't buy in dumb areas like times or union square (no one there sells good weed anyway). actually where discipline lives often people will just deliver weed to you and you never even need to go outside with it on you



that was sarcasm for our legal beagles, I'll stop smoking weed when I'm 30 I promise, NYPD. I swear

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roseweird posted:

but if i could have/wanted to have children i would never have sons due to sex-selective abortion~

i'd really like to have girls if i had children but i think i would have some problems with this because it seems so eugenics-y. obvs all of this doesn't matter until i figure out who i am having said children with but. yeah. idk about selective abortion.

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also i think prancercise is real and there are 30-something women in texas doing it right now because everything possible that is bad happens there
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drwhat posted:

also i think prancercise is real and there are 30-something women in texas doing it right now because everything possible that is bad happens there



The lady in TX near my mom has been doing something similar for over a decade She has gotta be mid 40s by now but to her crazy credit, looks amazing for her age. She does this fast, hard, robotic walk in weird unitard outfits with a really tight smile and old school headphones. Always fully made up in makeup too. Bet she is seething that prancersize broad bit her style.

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roseweird posted:

people already practice eugenics constantly in their selection of partners though


in the sense that like, someone reading your last will and testament is practicing necromancy

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thug legend
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smug legions
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DOG LEGEND HAHAHA WHAT IS THIS THREAD ABOUT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

edit: like thug lessons but with dog instead of thug. sounded hilarious at the time. picture a thug dog.

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roseweird posted:

people already practice eugenics constantly in their selection of partners though



the moral necessity for sexual redistribution

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eugenics yourse;lf
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roseweird posted:

people already practice eugenics constantly in their selection of partners though



wwhhwhooooaaaa, maaaan *huge bong rip*

#2148
guys, JUST LEGALIZE IT!!!!!

"It all went very quickly, says Alina. There were other Romanians there who knew the man who had brought them there. She was told to hand over her clothes and was given revealing lingerie to wear instead. Only a few hours after her arrival, she was expected to greet her first customers. She says that when she wasn't nice enough to the clients, the Romanians reduced her wages.

The Berlin customers paid their fee at the entrance. Many took drugs to improve sexual performance and could last all night. A line often formed outside Alina's room. She says that she eventually stopped counting how many men got into her bed. "I blocked it out," she says. "There were so many, every day."

Locked Up

Alina says that she and the other women were required to pay the pimps €800 a week. She shared a bed in a sleeping room with three other women. There was no other furniture. All she saw of Germany was the Esso gas station around the corner, where she was allowed to go to buy cigarettes and snacks, but only in the company of a guard. The rest of the time, says Alina, she was kept locked up in the club.

Prosecutors learned that the women in the club had to offer vaginal, oral and anal sex, and serve several men at the same time in so-called gangbang sessions. The men didn't always use condoms. "I was not allowed to say no to anything," says Alina. During menstruation, she would insert sponges into her vagina so that the customers wouldn't notice."

an honest day's work. a liberal dream!

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/human-trafficking-persists-despite-legality-of-prostitution-in-germany-a-902533.html
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what do guys talk about while waiting in that line. do they just play on their phones
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cars posted:

what do guys talk about while waiting in that line. do they just play on their phones

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more video reviews should be musical
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daddyholes posted:

what do guys talk about while waiting in that line. do they just play on their phones


Also considering that these guys get unlimited sessions and are taking drugs to last hours, you'd be standing in line quite a while. Seems tedious unless this woman is the Space Mountain of Romanian hookers.

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#2153
So what is a good women's shelter organization or night watch patrol sort of thing, whatever, for me to volunteer my time at now that Ive successfully reduced my workload at dog business?
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https://twitter.com/BKBikePatrol
#2156
which would they prefer: "i'm in the market, so to speak, and i heard a lot of newly single women come to these places" or "because i want to fuck up some fuckin abusive husbands!" while punching my palm
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tell them that once you're working for them they will have no excuses for not taking in men and then start negging immediately on the flop until you close
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

https://twitter.com/BKBikePatrol

yeah i was thinking to give them a call, if i cant find something a bit more glamorous. i want to be able to constantly bring up in conversation that i know where safehouses are, and that of course i would never tell anyone, and then stare people down while i wait for their congratulations. tell me, do you think i could wear my bikpatrol credentials 24/7 if it was just a harmless bit of self-promotion?

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Williams, pretending to be “Reno,” called a Domestic Violence counseling line, not a battered women’s shelter. He told the counselor he’d been attacked by his wife and that he needed a place to go. The counselor explained to him that he’d called a counseling line and that she personally couldn’t arrange for shelter, but that if he called the men’s help line, they could arrange for him and his 6-year-old son to get free hotel accommodations at a location unknown to his wife. The counselor offered several times to connect him directly to the men’s help line.

Williams also told the counselor that he was thinking of calling the police. She told him she could connect him directly to the police, and would be happy to explain his situation to them and to make sure he reached an officer who specializes in domestic violence.

Ignoring all her offers to assist him in getting shelter and further help, Williams insisted that he wanted to be housed in a battered woman’s shelter instead. The counselor, naturally, was puzzled by this strange insistence on his part, and explained to him again that he could get free shelter at a local hotel for as long as he needed. She again offered to connect him directly to someone who could get him immediate help.

Having refused all of her offers of assistance, Reno abruptly ended the call — to the obvious distress of the counselor, who despite the patent weirdness of his behavior on the call had been patiently trying her best to get “Reno” the help he claimed he needed. (I suspect she sensed that his story was phony, but tried to help anyway in case it was true.)
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