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deadken posted:

my family keeps chickens as pets b/c i'm bougie as fuck. also they read the guardian and eat quinoa and have a grand piano in the home and disagree with the fundamental tenets of marxism-leninism


do they feed them goji berries and walk them in the park? because that is what trust funded Kolkata area man does. he also demandes to see the stool of any woman he ever dates; smokes lots of weed and builds furniture to fit his bongs; sits in trees in public places and makes bird noises. Ah what swell life must be when you're paid for..

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Dont Spam
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oh yeah depressed fucked up people buying dogs that surely will do the opposite of spreading misery
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daddyholes posted:

oh yeah depressed fucked up people buying dogs that surely will do the opposite of spreading misery

Working with dogs is definitely helping me with my anger problems, since getting angry or impatient is always the 100% worst way to respond to anything a dog does. I bet a lot of people here struggle with anger. Having a companion animal can really help with that stuff. It can restore feelings of self worth because dog exhibits a very pure and simple form of unconditional love as long as its treated with the same. It can make a depressed person feel capable of caring for another's needs and by extension xher own. A dog is also a gateway, not a substitute, for humyn interaction, because there is a whole world of dog owners out there who spend a great deal of time on their dogs and want their dog to be friends with yours even if you are slightly unlovable as are so many of us.

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sounds like SOMEONE needs the healing power of christ!!!
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roseweird posted:

hey y'all who's in the mood for a suicide pact tonight

no thanks, shaitan

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littlegreenpills posted:

how do you get legal custody of a dog



the trick is to hide a piece of bacon in your pocket

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swampman posted:



explain this, memorylords: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/11/dog-breaks-vocabulary-rec_n_804728.html

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Don't donate to the ASPCA or some other stupid dog charity, but instead to a charity which saves the lives of small human children at the highest cost-effectiveness, i.e. the Against Malaria Foundation.
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Dogs reform prisoners. Dogs reform all people.
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You all have no idea how extreme these people can be in their belief that they have mind melded with their dog. They do things like include parenthetical interjections from the dog in their e-mails. They explain things to their pet like it is a special needs teenager. They develop elaborate theories about how they relate to the dog in terms of "pack dominance." I said to a couple that I was looking forward to walking their dog in the coming summer. One of them told me to be prepared because the dog has a lot more energy in the summer. The other one said, oh he slows down dramatically in the heat. They live together & with this dog. They dont know. They know nothing. I know everything and nobody knows anything
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deadken posted:

my family keeps chickens as pets b/c i'm bougie as fuck. also they read the guardian and eat quinoa and have a grand piano in the home and disagree with the fundamental tenets of marxism-leninism



my great grand parents worked for the tsarist secret police. beat that, fuckerface.

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my great grandparents got thrown out of the ussr by stalin
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Impper posted:

my great grandparents got thrown out of the ussr by stalin

for the quality of their posting, i presume?

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you suck
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my great-grandfather was stalin.
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Impper posted:

you suck

Are you uncomfrotable/maddened by our similarities imgur?

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no
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my great grandfather was a self appointed captain in a farcical rangoon civil defense organization that was hurriedly formed in late 1941 out of volunteers from the bougie Sikh expat community; none of them fired a shot in anger as allied troops set the city on fire themselves and left before the japanese got anywhere near it. they all buried their rifles in their cellars and went back to being obsequious jews of the orient
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thats a raw story
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my grandpa was so bougie he photographed japanese war atrocities in china and tried to help them fight the japanese after seeing the "horrors"
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I emerged as a historical and political phenomenon, when the bourgs of Central and Western Europe developed into cities dedicated to commerce. The organised economic concentration that made possible such urban expansion derived from the protective self-organisation into guilds, which became necessary when individual businessmen (craftsmen, artisans, merchants, et alii) conflicted with their rent-seeking feudal landlords who demanded greater-than-agreed rents. In the event, by the end of the Middle Ages (ca. AD 1500), under régimes of the early national monarchies of Western Europe, I acted in self-interest, and politically supported the king or the queen against the legal and financial disorder caused by the greed of the feudal lords. In the late-16th and early 17-th centuries, I had become the financial — and thus political — force that deposed the feudal order; economic power had vanquished military power in the realm of politics.