discipline posted:
this is so amazing, I can't believe he sat down and wrote this whole goddamn thing. it's woerst than thomas friedman.

yeah, exactly. i was really glad you made this thread because i've felt like he doesn't really get enough appreciation in that respect.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203699404577044172754446162.html

Welcome to Europe, 2021. Ten years have elapsed since the great crisis of 2010-11, which claimed the scalps of no fewer than 10 governments, including Spain and France. Some things have stayed the same, but a lot has changed.

The euro is still circulating, though banknotes are now seldom seen. (Indeed, the ease of electronic payments now makes some people wonder why creating a single European currency ever seemed worth the effort.) But Brussels has been abandoned as Europe's political headquarters. Vienna has been a great success.

"There is something about the Habsburg legacy," explains the dynamic new Austrian Chancellor Marsha Radetzky. "It just seems to make multinational politics so much more fun."

The Germans also like the new arrangements. "For some reason, we never felt very welcome in Belgium," recalls German Chancellor Reinhold Siegfried von Gotha-Dämmerung.

Life is still far from easy in the peripheral states of the United States of Europe (as the euro zone is now known). Unemployment in Greece, Italy, Portugal and Spain has soared to 20%. But the creation of a new system of fiscal federalism in 2012 has ensured a steady stream of funds from the north European core.

Like East Germans before them, South Europeans have grown accustomed to this trade-off. With a fifth of their region's population over 65 and a fifth unemployed, people have time to enjoy the good things in life. And there are plenty of euros to be made in this gray economy, working as maids or gardeners for the Germans, all of whom now have their second homes in the sunny south.

Remember that poster that used to hang in every college dorm

hes english, hes never been to a college dorm unless he fucks his students

And you don’t have to spend too long at any major U.S. university to know which students really drive themselves: the Asians and Asian-Americans.

asian americans not part of western society, so im assuming western doesnt mean american and means something else, let us meditate deeply upon this, hrmm