WHOS THERE
SHITTY FUCKING JOB
SHITTY FUCKING JOB WHO
SHITTY FUCKING JOB AT THE ----- COUNTRY CLUB, BIGGEST COUNTRY CLUB IN HICKITA KS (SHIT JOB CAPITAL OF THE WORLD)
ALSO CAPITAL OF SHIT PEOPLE
I SERVE RICH SNOBBY WHITE PIECES OF SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY FOR NINE DOLLARS AN HOUR AND FIVE PERCENT COMMISSION ON MY SALES AND I DONT GET TIPPED AND ITS FIFTEEN LAYERS OF GAY ASS HONKY BULLSHIT WHERE THE BANQUET MANAGER SEXUALLY HARASSES ALL THE YOUNG GIRLS AND I WORK MY FUCKING ASS OFF WHILE EVERYONE ELSE STANDS AROUND LIKE FUCKING MORONS AND ALL I WANT TO DO ALL DAY EVERYDAY FOREVER IS QUIT THIS SHITTY JOB BUT
IM POOR AND BROWN AND LADY
AND
'IVE GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!!!'
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO
GODDAMN IM FUCKING ANGRY
WHAT HE ACTUALLY SAID WAS 'I DONT THINK ITS TO THE SAME EXTENT YOU THINK IT IS" BUT HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SAID THE SAME FUCKING THING
enayeneh posted:I FUCKING HATE SERVING. I STARTED DOING THIS SHIT WHEN I WAS 17 AND HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANOTHER TYPE OF JOB SINCE. DID I MENTION IM TINY?? A LIL BITCH??? I WANT TO WORK IN PRODUCTION OR A WAREHOUSE OR FUCKING SOMETHING BUT YOU CANT GET ANYWHERE WHEN ALL YOUVE GOT IS WACK ASS BUNK ASS PUNK ASS SERVER EXPERIENCE
smoke a ciggarrete, shoot a gun, i dunno dawg just calm down but there is hope my lil bruh just got a "normalish" job for much more $ + benefits after 8 yrs of waiting and only a hs degree. STAY LIVIN DAWG
enayeneh posted:CRIPPLING DEBT[
hhah, hi there stop making me think about things i don't want to think about.
SariBari posted:enayeneh posted:I FUCKING HATE SERVING. I STARTED DOING THIS SHIT WHEN I WAS 17 AND HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANOTHER TYPE OF JOB SINCE. DID I MENTION IM TINY?? A LIL BITCH??? I WANT TO WORK IN PRODUCTION OR A WAREHOUSE OR FUCKING SOMETHING BUT YOU CANT GET ANYWHERE WHEN ALL YOUVE GOT IS WACK ASS BUNK ASS PUNK ASS SERVER EXPERIENCE
smoke a ciggarrete, shoot a gun, i dunno dawg just calm down but there is hope my lil bruh just got a "normalish" job for much more $ + benefits after 8 yrs of waiting and only a hs degree. STAY LIVIN DAWG
damn son!! what kinda gig did he pull? honestly i wanna become an ~electrical engineer~ but i need to get back into school and really, id just really really like another job. another one i dont fucking hate
SariBari posted:enayeneh posted:CRIPPLING DEBT[
hhah, hi there stop making me think about things i don't want to think about.
lmao same here i usually just have that shit way at the back of my mind, only to flutter to front once i begin my downward spiral of "Here: Look at these things that suck!!" and just general depression
enayeneh posted:SariBari posted:enayeneh posted:I FUCKING HATE SERVING. I STARTED DOING THIS SHIT WHEN I WAS 17 AND HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANOTHER TYPE OF JOB SINCE. DID I MENTION IM TINY?? A LIL BITCH??? I WANT TO WORK IN PRODUCTION OR A WAREHOUSE OR FUCKING SOMETHING BUT YOU CANT GET ANYWHERE WHEN ALL YOUVE GOT IS WACK ASS BUNK ASS PUNK ASS SERVER EXPERIENCE
smoke a ciggarrete, shoot a gun, i dunno dawg just calm down but there is hope my lil bruh just got a "normalish" job for much more $ + benefits after 8 yrs of waiting and only a hs degree. STAY LIVIN DAWG
damn son!! what kinda gig did he pull? honestly i wanna become an ~electrical engineer~ but i need to get back into school and really, id just really really like another job. another one i dont fucking hate
okokhmmyes we are getting somewhere patient's bloodpressure reading is returning to nonhulk levels. he wanted to be CIVIL engineer but frankly has just had such a terrible time of trying to do college. not his thing. he made the most of having to be up rich white piece of shit asses all day and got a connection to a job that had to hire bc of ACA. suprrrrise now that people gotta have health insurance there are more worthless sales job for small biz insurance packages. they need data monkeys for some of the plans and he got a data monkey job from one of his customers. i think maybe he will think about college again if he gets the luxury but right now my i'm just thankful my bruh can go to the Dr.
also if you shoot a Koch the rhizzone will prob mobilize to purchase you a few pairs of muslim pants
(mustang19 note: obviously "shooting a Koch" refers to target shooting a firearm produced by Heckler & Koch, a legal weapons manufacturer, and not the murder of any similarly named person, which would be a heinous, immoral crime)
Superabound posted:document the sexual harassment with a cellular phone. this is definitely one of those things where just venting about it on the internet and then moving on is not gonna cut it
also if you shoot a Koch the rhizzone will prob mobilize to purchase you a few pairs of muslim pants
(mustang19 note: obviously "shooting a Koch" refers to target shooting a firearm produced by Heckler & Koch, a legal weapons manufacturer, and not the murder of any similarly named person, which would be a heinous, immoral crime)
yeah the prob wit Sexual Harassment Manager is that aside from the whole, you know, sexual harassment thing, he's really, really cool?? i kno, i kno. but like the other managers are awful and assholes and think im some crazy bitch b/c when i go to a job i ~motherfuckin work~ and he gives me free booze and compliments (not only inappropriate ones!! ones about my work ethic!!!)
so im in a bit of a bind
the younger one is aight and slips you a hunned but the other one is an asshole that doesnt even say hi back
both of them deserve death, however.
which i will not deal!! murder is WRONG!!! WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okokhmmyes we are getting somewhere patient's bloodpressure reading is returning to nonhulk levels. he wanted to be CIVIL engineer but frankly has just had such a terrible time of trying to do college. not his thing. he made the most of having to be up rich white piece of shit asses all day and got a connection to a job that had to hire bc of ACA. suprrrrise now that people gotta have health insurance there are more worthless sales job for small biz insurance packages. they need data monkeys for some of the plans and he got a data monkey job from one of his customers. i think maybe he will think about college again if he gets the luxury but right now my i'm just thankful my bruh can go to the Dr.
I DONT WANNA BE NO GOD DANG DATA MONKEY IM A WORKER BEE BUZZ BUZZZZZZZ BZZZ however i am happy for ur bro (O:
enayeneh posted:Manager
aside from the whole, you know, sexual harassment thing, he's really, really cool??
he gives me free booze
so im in a bit of a bind
mmm service stockholm syndrome. i remember the smell.
SariBari posted:enayeneh posted:Manager
aside from the whole, you know, sexual harassment thing, he's really, really cool??
he gives me free booze
so im in a bit of a bindmmm service stockholm syndrome. i remember the smell.
my life will literally be worse if he isnt a manager there bc unfortunately he is the only """Good"""" manager
enayeneh posted:SariBari posted:enayeneh posted:Manager
aside from the whole, you know, sexual harassment thing, he's really, really cool??
he gives me free booze
so im in a bit of a bindmmm service stockholm syndrome. i remember the smell.
my life will literally be worse if he isnt a manager there bc unfortunately he is the only """Good"""" manager
No I know it's not a criticism of you. I hope you find less drudgery or the opportunity to destroy the country club whichever comes first
cuz one of our rules or w/e is to remember member names as well as address them by name so im like Hello Mr LARGE BUSINESS WHOSE NAME IS DISPLAYED FUCKING EVERYWHERE IN TOWN
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enayeneh posted:yeah the prob wit Sexual Harassment Manager is that aside from the whole, you know, sexual harassment thing, he's really, really cool?? i kno, i kno. but like the other managers are awful and assholes and think im some crazy bitch b/c when i go to a job i ~motherfuckin work~ and he gives me free booze and compliments (not only inappropriate ones!! ones about my work ethic!!!)
so im in a bit of a bind
ok yeah, at first i was kinda suspicious of him since you said he was sexually harassing women, but if hes giving you compliments and plying you with alcohol theres no way hes not on the total up and up. please disregard my previous poast
Superabound posted:ok yeah, at first i was kinda suspicious of him since you said he was sexually harassing women, but if hes giving you compliments and plying you with alcohol theres no way hes not on the total up and up. please disregard my previous poast
hey you know whats fucking unfortunate is that he really is the only non complete asshole manager and also hey maybe stop being a huge fucking dick and thinking that life is as cut and dry as ur turd faced brain has led u 2 believe
enayeneh posted:my life will literally be worse if he isnt a manager there bc unfortunately he is the only """Good"""" manager
hmmm, seems like maybe you should go ahead and sleep with him? his completely 100% appropriate managerial style towards you could only improve because of it, and if you ever want to end the sexual relationship you can just tell him and he seems like a Cool and Good enough guy to respectfully honor your wishes, which is great because then he absolutely wouldnt put your job and livelihood at stake as coercive sex leverage (because what Good Manager would?). just a suggesto
kill yourself
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AmericanNazbro posted:You should get a second job.
yeah!! a second serving job!! another back breaking thankless job that sucks -- ON TOP OF MY CURRENT ONE!! great idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im being sarcastic because ive already done this!!
Superabound posted:enayeneh posted:my life will literally be worse if he isnt a manager there bc unfortunately he is the only """Good"""" manager
hmmm, seems like maybe you should go ahead and sleep with him? his completely 100% appropriate managerial style towards you could only improve because of it, and if you ever want to end the sexual relationship you can just tell him and he seems like a Cool and Good enough guy to respectfully honor your wishes, which is great because then he absolutely wouldnt put your job and livelihood at stake as coercive sex leverage (because what Good Manager would?). just a suggesto
yo so i stopped reading ur post after like 2 words but rest assured i still think it sucks
AmericanNazbro posted:You should get a second job.
I'm sorry OP but this is top shelf advice and the real glory zone is the third job. Do you have a library named after you??? No I didn't think so
AmericanNazbro posted:You can always get a third job. That's what makes America such an amazing place: the liberty and endless opportunities. It's truly the greatest nation on earth; you should show more appreciation for the fact that you are gainfully employed, as some of us don't even have 1 job, let alone 2.
yo im pretty sure youre white and stuff so could you send me some scrilla instead of me doing any of what you said??? bet thanks in advance 
roseweird posted:enayeneh i think youre really cool, i'm really sorry about your shitty work, i hope you figure out a way to do electrical engineering, have you considered holding some rich people hostage and demanding they pay for your education and health care, you don't have to kill them you just have to look like youre gonna. this idea is flawless and will also make for a great story to tell when your classmates ask you what kind of scholarship you are on. you're welcome
thread over everyone. roseweird wins 1st prize not only for best advice but also for best internet friend, as only the best internet friend would have such best advice