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are you a cuckold. is it cool. do you lol. asking for a friend
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littlegreenpills posted:

the gist of it is shes been cheating on me with a fat depressed Swedish gender studies major who self-harms, reads Luce Irigaray, cannot grow any facial hair and by her account has extremely atrophied genitals. anyway the first i heard about any of this was a short while ago when she phoned me up at 3am on a work night to explain he'd dumped her because he'd just realized he was transgendered and the act of penetration was causing him too much psychological anguish, and this had upset her so much she'd run up a $120 bill at a bar three miles away from our house but she didn't have any money so could I please bring my credit card and pay it. anyway now she's missed her period so lols all around!


i've made jokes about Planet Tumblr before but i'd never thought i'd meet an actual resident. goondolances btw

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littlegreenpills posted:

the gist of it is shes been cheating on me with a fat depressed Swedish gender studies major who self-harms, reads Luce Irigaray, cannot grow any facial hair and by her account has extremely atrophied genitals. anyway the first i heard about any of this was a short while ago when she phoned me up at 3am on a work night to explain he'd dumped her because he'd just realized he was transgendered and the act of penetration was causing him too much psychological anguish, and this had upset her so much she'd run up a $120 bill at a bar three miles away from our house but she didn't have any money so could I please bring my credit card and pay it. anyway now she's missed her period so lols all around!

Sever

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littlegreenpills posted:

the gist of it is shes been cheating on me with a fat depressed Swedish gender studies major who self-harms, reads Luce Irigaray, cannot grow any facial hair and by her account has extremely atrophied genitals. anyway the first i heard about any of this was a short while ago when she phoned me up at 3am on a work night to explain he'd dumped her because he'd just realized he was transgendered and the act of penetration was causing him too much psychological anguish, and this had upset her so much she'd run up a $120 bill at a bar three miles away from our house but she didn't have any money so could I please bring my credit card and pay it. anyway now she's missed her period so lols all around!



see how gender studies tumblr loser reacts when he finds he may have to pay child support, and how his principles hold up..

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did you keep in touch with those 21 year old radical marxoteen girls who message you on okcupid?
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lgp has lfest rl
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lmao lgp thats wddp as fuck
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penitent
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so how come ur waifu has to cheat on you with a micropenis butterlord who from your description i'm imagining as being a milky-white perfect sphere with two crying eyes and a big flabby mouth across the front
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was he her sugar daddy or something? that's the only way it makes any sort of sense.
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littlegreenpills posted:

the gist of it is shes been cheating on me with a fat depressed Swedish gender studies major who self-harms, reads Luce Irigaray, cannot grow any facial hair and by her account has extremely atrophied genitals. anyway the first i heard about any of this was a short while ago when she phoned me up at 3am on a work night to explain he'd dumped her because he'd just realized he was transgendered and the act of penetration was causing him too much psychological anguish, and this had upset her so much she'd run up a $120 bill at a bar three miles away from our house but she didn't have any money so could I please bring my credit card and pay it. anyway now she's missed her period so lols all around!



sounds like you got a little wddp in the oven

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penitent
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do you love your wife lol
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love

LOL
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LaserJew
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penitent
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littlegreenpills posted:

newt posted:

I will find a wife this year

I will get divorced from my wife this year. pm me



jan 2nd, 2012

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lgp post the fat wife photos
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i'm trying to picture lgp and his wife and all i can visualise is a toothpick next to an egg
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she appreciates me doing all the housework and shopping and cooking and dog-walking while having a full time job but apparently i never connect with her on an intellectual level anymore and am emotionally distant so she was feeling unsatisfied. i would probably be angry if i could stop laughing. also she isnt fat lol
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Nippon
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that would be a cool line to break up with any chick. sorry, im trans out of nowhere.
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political car tune
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littlegreenpills posted:

she appreciates me doing all the housework and shopping and cooking and dog-walking while having a full time job but apparently i never connect with her on an intellectual level anymore and am emotionally distant so she was feeling unsatisfied. i would probably be angry if i could stop laughing


congrats, you have a microcosm of the tpaine experience.

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political car tune
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you + yourwife = tpaine + reality
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political car tune
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laughter keeps the pain at bay
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Poronto
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no im serious its really really funny
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Online
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Its not funny
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penitent
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if she thinks you don't connect with her on an intellectual level have you tried pulling out all the water pipes from the walls and rearranging them into a rhizomatic structure muttering "my god, pure ideology" with every blow of the hammer as that fine fine hate amerikkka beat pulses in the background
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political car tune
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try leaving your door open
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littlegreenpills posted:

she appreciates me doing all the housework and shopping and cooking and dog-walking while having a full time job but apparently i never connect with her on an intellectual level anymore and am emotionally distant so she was feeling unsatisfied. i would probably be angry if i could stop laughing. also she isnt fat lol



post your (steampunk) wedding pictures

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political car tune
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elemennop posted:

(steampunk)


catchphrase

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The only honest criticisms of socialism is not to try at all. Same with marriage
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elemennop posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

my wife thinks shes pregnant and it might not be mine oops lol

every time u post about your wife it's sad as hell

ugk feat. Akon - sad as hell

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penitent
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so is lgp liveposting his mental breadown lol. the curse of dm lol
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Poronto
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this is what socialism feels like
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spoilers therea re no honest criticisms of socialism
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I'm literally divorcign
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littlegreenpills posted:

the gist of it is shes been cheating on me with a fat depressed Swedish gender studies major who self-harms, reads Luce Irigaray, cannot grow any facial hair and by her account has extremely atrophied genitals. anyway the first i heard about any of this was a short while ago when she phoned me up at 3am on a work night to explain he'd dumped her because he'd just realized he was transgendered and the act of penetration was causing him too much psychological anguish, and this had upset her so much she'd run up a $120 bill at a bar three miles away from our house but she didn't have any money so could I please bring my credit card and pay it. anyway now she's missed her period so lols all around!


lol!

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political car tune
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lgp have you considered:
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political car tune
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littlegreenpills posted:

this is what socialism feels like


"I guess this is socialism/Proklyatiye" by Blink 1488

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i mean there must have been hundreds of millions of women who had worse marriages than i do and they just had to stick at it. what am i, an MRA whining about reverse sexism? uh-uh no way
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I am a micropenis cuckold now
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penitent
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seriouspost lgp what you're going through must be really tough, psychotic break aside. just know that your friends at the rhizzone are here for you and that i sincerely hope that whatever happens you and your wife make it through ok, together or apart, and that past this time of tribulation you come to know happiness and peace in christ. amen
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gyrofry posted:

I am a micropenis cuckold now


we are all micropenis cuckolds now