#321
my wife changed her name to _____ so i would _____, thats a solid joke format eh

my wife changed her name to "strength to control my bowels" so i wouldnt be able to find her when i was drunk
#322
my wife changed her name to shitty tiny pile of dog dirt so i would treat her as an equal...
#323
my wife changed her name to YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS! despite my plea for her to reconsider
#324
My wife changed her name to Golf, so that I would "care about her or even think about her a little more." Women... Shrug!
#325
My wife litters my world with her inane quest for happiness while I turn my iron face to the evil poisoned soil and create our lives from it, and yet if she were to force me to have sex with her, it wouldn't be rape! Am i right?! Any men out there agree w/me?!!!!!!!!!!??!!!!
#326
My wife changed her name to Dip dip... At gunpoint!
#327
My wife changed her name to Grizzly Bear so I wouldn't tickle her
#328
My wife changed her name to mine because of an ancient marital tradition of women joining the families of men, often in exchange for a dowry.
#329
My wife changed her name to With Stupid to insult me every time we introduce ourselves.
#330
My wife changed her name to Bo Staff Moves so I would produce in the front yard and subseguently uupload over 350 videos about her to youtube
#331
My wife changed her name to something a couple months ago
#332

animedad posted:

Impper posted:
iwc u should come to chicago

dont auzzies live for poverty tourism



Smoked a bunch of pipes rollin through compton.

At lax now unfortunately, impz i would love to but ill comme back and do the east coast, midwest in su?mer so me time

Been fun though, america is cool

#333

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

ill comme back and do the east coast, midwest in summer some time



fuck off we're full

#334

Lykourgos posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
ill comme back and do the east coast, midwest in summer some time


fuck off we're full



Thanks for rectifying my spelling errors when quoting me, you are truly a man of nobility

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#336

Impper posted:

iwc u should come to chicago



is that a dance off challenge declaration?

#337
one of my fav stories is one impper told me about shuffling at a dive bar and people forming a circle around him, cheering him on and then some bro giving him high fives after being in awe of his running man. Good shit.
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#340
iwc do this

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#342

stegosaurus posted:

KilledInADuel posted:

not really, those are public roads that go through reservation land, and in many states you have to go to a reservation to go to a casino. its not like its a separate country. there is a reservation just northeast of phoenix where the residents won't sell their land to the state for highway construction, etc., but that's the only example i can think of. some reservations encourage tourism, like the havasupai near the grand canyon.

iwc please do not go to an Indian reservation and turn into the drunk guy I met on the flight to Switzerland who told me about how going to pine ridge and seeing "zees people who have nahzing, and yet zey are so happy" changed his life or w/e



IWC is already that person which is why I made the suggestion

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Well im not trying to be a cultural chauvinist (the general attitude to nightlife here seems a bit cooler than sydney), im simply stating that american white men in particular dont know how to dance to electronic music which is their new thing. Just look at the smirks and put downs im getting from americans here who think letting oneself go is lame rather than just feeling it. Most likely this stems from the obvious massive sexual neuroses amongsy such a demographic, also manifested by the fact that the vast majority of urinal rows here hzve dividers between each one, something very uncommon in any other country ive been to.




but the put downs are only coming from old lawyers who listen to boring prog rock like Yes or people from "middle america" where edm means lots of shitty juggalos, really not a fair basis to judge all young americans.

#344
Kiwi bands are way better than anything Austrailian music has ever produced
#345
jens lekman lived in australia.
#346
Thank god he kept his original accent!
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#348
australia has a good music scene if you're into either hardcore punk or death/black metal. other than that its pretty dire.

feel like there's a fairly big audience for electronic music, because cooll ppl are always touring here, plus we dance like sick cunts, but theres a complete void of local talent afaik.



the dead c were actually playing ATP here just last weekend, with MBV (who literally have a new album) and some other cool bands.
#349
oi, yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu wait fer tommmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
#350
iwc come to the west country and have a cup of OB with your pals cleanhands and soviet stranger
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#352
ac/dc owns. the band not the deviant sexual preference
#353
i have stoped dancing since falling in love
#354
lol
#355
both dancing and PIV sex are counter revolutionary

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Well im not trying to be a cultural chauvinist (the general attitude to nightlife here seems a bit cooler than sydney), im simply stating that american white men in particular dont know how to dance to electronic music which is their new thing. Just look at the smirks and put downs im getting from americans here who think letting oneself go is lame rather than just feeling it. Most likely this stems from the obvious massive sexual neuroses amongsy such a demographic, also manifested by the fact that the vast majority of urinal rows here hzve dividers between each one, something very uncommon in any other country ive been to.


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cleanhands posted:

iwc come to the west country and have a cup of OB with your pals cleanhands and soviet stranger



sounds cool but i'm not sure how you west country guys can hold a cup with only 3 fingers?

#358
i'm in love and i dance more than ever

Ps you'll all be pleased to know i'm back home safely in the greatest city on earth
#359

Impper posted:

i have stoped dancing since falling in love

#360

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

i'm in love and i dance more than ever

Ps you'll all be pleased to know i'm back home safely in the greatest city on earth



new yuck?